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Postby Galspanic » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:00 pm

Ouch?

Oh talore. Okay. That's news to me.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:05 pm

ask him about it
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:08 pm

but ask wisely, for foolish is the sheriff that besmirches a Wiccans honor
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:11 pm

that's what my father taught me

you're a lot like him gals
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Postby Stardust » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:14 pm

Ouch?
That's okay. I'll forgive you for ignoring me. The pink bunny suit is way too good. :toot:
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Postby Blackhound » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:15 pm

Originally posted by mikeyG on MTGS


What a shock, MtGS users are having extreme reactions to inconsequential details.


Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS


Yup. And 6 months after I thought they should

So confused. (not really. I've been here long enough to know the pattern.)

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Postby Blackhound » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:15 pm

extreme reactions to inconsequential details............................ He is in NewYork.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:19 pm

Gals now that you're here to stay, how do you feel about rezombad's sig? Cuz he is a good man with a lot of heart so I have to imagine his sig is coming from a place of well-meaning. Which quote is the real Gals?
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Postby iamabadman » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:24 pm

Aside from the occasion star struck MTG player at the local game shopping giving me a tuggie

im not even quoting this.



holy shit.


holy.shit.


underaged sex im disappointed in you.


but madding wants more


because NEW YORK

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Postby Galspanic » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:25 pm

Stardust - Sorry for the ignore.
Blackhound - You know that doesn't have anything to do with anything, right? You could seriously be telling me about something bad someone said in 1996 and I would look at you the same way wondering why you even cared anymore... or why you were telling me because I have nothing to do with it. If it's to point out inconsistency, then I am sorry. I said a lot of stuff over my 2 years there and I'm not always as tight with my speech as I should be.

RE:rez - They were said right when I was giving up hope for this place being a good site. I had been posting here and talking to people from here via AIM. And then a couple weeks went by and I hadn't even looked. Again, internet time for me is very skewed.

Anyway, my time's up...
I'll see you guys in a few months.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:26 pm

Hey Gals! Wanna be an admin here? It's super-easy.
Honestly, it's super easy on MTGS too. It's not a matter of work or anything - I just couldn't get the job I wanted to get done done and I thought it was time someone else with different objectives or different ways to problem solve gave it a shot.

FAQ:
Badman's "y'all get paid." - I don't quite know where you got the idea that I got paid. Aside from the occasion star struck MTG player at the local game shopping giving me a tuggie in the 40K case, I wasn't paid.
ER made me and Sene quit - Quite the contrary. He didn't want us to leave but also understands that when your payment for 20 hours a week of work is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's
time to be an adult.
You quit because you didn't like being a puppet - No, I quit because when I suck at my job it isn't fun. When my recreation isn't fun, I find something else to fill my time with - like getting a tattoo apprenticeship and remembering that I once had a respectable art career that I really loved. MTGS didn't neuter that, but if I want to figure out what to do with my life it seems like playing MTG is bad enough - playing Website guy is going to kill any chance of moving forward.
This means you are done with MTGS - No. I still play the game as much as I ever have. I like the people there even though a good chunk of the local guys I hang out with have stopped posting there. I looked at moving all my deck lists over the a regional site called northwestmagic.com. I signed up there a couple weeks ago, and when I logged on a few days ago the site was gone after 5+ years of operating... I bring death and destruction wherever I go!
Toenails - I am stubborn and a creature of habit. Its gross I know. I've had them for 20 years now and I'm sorta committed to just keeping it for life now.
Mod Lounge posts - Those are over a year old. It hardly seems like something worth caring about when the most damaging stuff is from people who haven't been on staff in so long. Internet years are like cat years to me... a human year feels like 7 so anything more than 2 months to me feels dead and gone. but that doesn't matter really.
Nice post! You should consider a career in politics if you feel like doing something with your newfound free time.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:29 pm

Join GRr
Well I would, but veto power, etc, etc.
you know you could ask the two (active) head honchos over there (badman and G_R) its not like you are applying to some gutter or so. Plus you can claim membership of the zombieGRRRRR too as a further reason for gaining access.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:38 pm

...right when I was giving up hope for this place being a good site.
We lost the fight for decency on the internet!

Again :gonk:
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:39 pm

My GRRRRRR access policy is strictly aimed at preventing a King Spam tantrum when he gets back from shooting democracy at Persian peasants.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:40 pm

He'll just kick the squatters out and carry out with his spamming
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:41 pm

OK then.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:41 pm

we'll miss you gals

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:44 pm

seriously though why not just stay and play with us, this thread is how we talk to each other too, not just you
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:52 pm

Well not this thread, there's that Blathering thing...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby iamabadman » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:58 pm

blather. its currantly named after me

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Postby imopen2 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:46 pm

Gals is slag backwards
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
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Postby ( G_R ) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:56 pm

blather. its currantly named after me
Because Kaitscralt dreams of you.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby iamabadman » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:28 am

blather. its currantly named after me
Because Kaitscralt dreams of you.

mostly of me sucking his dick. his fat girlfriend must not blow him while he plays skyrim 300 times

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 am

blather. its currantly named after me
Because Kaitscralt dreams of you.

mostly of me sucking his dick. his fat girlfriend must not blow him while he plays skyrim 300 times
:lol:
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Postby rezombad » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:36 am

I am in self-imposed GRRRRRR exile
Good
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:38 am

But who will play good cop now? Are they going to cast a new role? Maybe a corrupt cop?
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:43 am

But who will play good cop now? Are they going to cast a new role? Maybe a corrupt cop?

the bored cop

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:17 am

I am in self-imposed GRRRRRR exile
Good
Good

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:53 am

great
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:34 pm

sheriff gals bring us your two deputies (the tree and the teia) and a Yomako for good measure
Can't really call a guy like me a sheriff - that implies I have some sway or power or anything. I know who Teia and Yomako are, but who's "the tree?" Haven't heard that one before.
Hey Gals! Wanna be an admin here? It's super-easy.
Honestly, it's super easy on MTGS too. It's not a matter of work or anything - I just couldn't get the job I wanted to get done done and I thought it was time someone else with different
objectives or different ways to problem solve gave it a shot.

FAQ:
Badman's "y'all get paid." - I don't quite know where you got the idea that I got paid. Aside from the occasion star struck MTG player at the local game shopping giving me a tuggie in the 40K case, I wasn't paid.
ER made me and Sene quit - Quite the contrary. He didn't want us to leave but also understands that when your payment for 20 hours a week of work is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's time to be an adult.
You quit because you didn't like being a puppet - No, I quit because when I suck at my job it isn't fun. When my recreation isn't fun, I find something else to fill my time with - like getting a tattoo apprenticeship and remembering that I once had a respectable art career that I really loved. MTGS didn't neuter that, but if I want to figure out what to do with my life it seems like playing MTG is bad enough - playing Website guy is going to kill any chance of moving forward.
This means you are done with
MTGS - No. I still play the game as much as I ever have. I like the people there even though a good chunk of the local guys I hang out with have stopped posting there. I looked at moving all my deck lists over the a regional site called northwestmagic.com. I signed up there a couple weeks ago, and when I logged on a few days ago the site was gone after 5+ years of operating... I bring death and destruction wherever I go!
Toenails - I am stubborn and a creature of habit. It's gross I know. I've had them for 20 years now and I'm sorta committed to just keeping it for life now.
Mod Lounge posts - Those are over a year old. It hardly seems like something worth caring about when the most damaging stuff is from people who haven't been on staff in so long. Internet years are like cat years to me... a human year feels like 7 so anything more than 2 months to me feels dead and gone. but that doesn't matter really.
Sigh.

His first post in like 6 months and he feels the need to use
it to lie his fucking ass off. I was hoping for more than Stage 1 Gals, Gals. There's a thriving beer-brewing thread just waiting to happen in WCT/Introduce Yourself if you wanted to prove you weren't just a one-trick pony, man.
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:41 pm

Although, let's be clear here: there's abso-fucking-lutely no way this could have happened a year ago, the community has grown to the point where it's worthwhile to have a thread like that. :mad:
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:51 pm

you scared Galspanic away

you monsters
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:30 pm

Well, we didn't want him to leave, but we understand that when the payout for 20 hours of work a week is 3 handjobs in 2 years, it's time to be an adult.
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:05 pm

Peoplee who work in offices be like:


i had a hard day i typed up a report on my computer.



Im hanging sheetrock up in a basement since 7. Where are my handjobs.

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:23 pm

See, I'm guessing from the way he gave us a "FAQ" that didn't actually, you know, answer any of our frequently asked questions and thought it was really, really important we're updated on the toenail situation, that sometime since last time he posted Gals must have suffered some kind of blunt force trauma, probably to the skullular region, and he's just got some fake memory of getting handjobs.
So he's got that going for him, at least.
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Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:04 pm

I wonder is he clips the nails off the hand before the hayjay or after when they have been marinated in his own juices
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:22 pm

LEAVE GALSPANIC ALONE!!!!
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:28 pm

don't panic gals
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:43 pm

Galspanic Blast


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