HumorBuy a piece of MTG history

lol

Moderators: Col. Khaddafi, iamabadman

User avatar
Col. Khaddafi
Regular Scumbag
Posts: 9690
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Medals: 7
Location: Manasjap madness
:
Platinum Pioneer Scumbag of the Year, 2012 MTGS most creative ban, 2012 Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109 Post #10 Post #100
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 436 times
Contact:

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #1 by Col. Khaddafi » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:43 pm

Hi everyone,

In the wake of the successful mtg charity events, I have decided that we should have a charity auction here at DTR!

And the best thing is that we have a VERY HOT item in stock for you guys. I mean, anyone can raredraft some foil Tarmogoyf from some GP and put it on the Internet for mad stacks of cash, but how about this beauty right here?


IMG.jpg


That's right guys, this is an honest to god Mint Italian Legends Invoke Prejudice!

But what makes it special you ask? Well, here's the deal: This card was bought back when I was a legit non-banned member of the Premier MTG site: MTGSalvation. And it was bought from no other than the prestiged MTGS administrator Annorax. That's right folks, I made a fake account back then just to make sure that he unknowingly would sell this card to myself.

OK you ask again, this is an Mint Italian Legends Invoke Prejudice from former MTGS adminsitrator Annorax, what's so special about it???

Well, the reason why I had so much trouble tracking this beauty is related to the "unnoficial" nickname that Annorax had back then, specially in the hidden sections of the forum. It is in direct relation with the artwork of this card!

That's right! You now have the unique opportunity of owning this card and thinking about Annorax whenever you hold it in your hands and contemplate its mesmerizing artwork

Last but not least the sweetest thing about this auction is that in the spirit of the recent auctions, I'm also officially splitting the winnings
- 50% of the sale profits will go into funding me
- 50% of the sale profits will go into a special trust fund for struggling mothers of Manchildren, helping them to pay electricity bills, basement improvement works, and the usual psycological counselling.

So in short, act fast and be a part of Magic History with a big H. The auction will take place here ITT and will run for six days.

Good luck bidding!
Image


Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

User avatar
Bhikku
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 505
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:31 pm
Location: SL,UT
Has thanked: 27 times
Been thanked: 66 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #2 by Bhikku » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:08 am

I'd take this over a foil goyf any day.
Image

User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #3 by Stardust » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:52 am

$1.
҉

User avatar
Bhikku
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 505
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:31 pm
Location: SL,UT
Has thanked: 27 times
Been thanked: 66 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #4 by Bhikku » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:14 pm

$3.50
Image

User avatar
Pedrobear
Regular Member
Posts: 319
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:41 am
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 15 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #5 by Pedrobear » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:08 pm

I still have 70k indonesian rupiah for it in my pocket.

User avatar
Bhikku
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 505
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:31 pm
Location: SL,UT
Has thanked: 27 times
Been thanked: 66 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #6 by Bhikku » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:14 pm

Pedrobear » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:08 am wrote:I still have 70k indonesian rupiah for it in my pocket.

too rich for my blood
Image

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Post #7 by Manders » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:33 pm

Pedrobear » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:08 am wrote:I still have 70k indonesian rupiah for it in my pocket.

$6!!
Attachments
Capture.PNG
Money conversion
Capture.PNG (9.94 KiB) Viewed 837 times
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Bhikku
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 505
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:31 pm
Location: SL,UT
Has thanked: 27 times
Been thanked: 66 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #8 by Bhikku » Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:49 pm

High roller
Image

Mcdonalds
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 6074
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:28 am
Location: La Marque, Texas
Has thanked: 67 times
Been thanked: 245 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #9 by Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:05 pm

its Italian so I'll be generous

$4

Mcdonalds
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 6074
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:28 am
Location: La Marque, Texas
Has thanked: 67 times
Been thanked: 245 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #10 by Mcdonalds » Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:05 pm

But you have to pay for shipping

User avatar
Pedrobear
Regular Member
Posts: 319
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:41 am
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 15 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #11 by Pedrobear » Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:35 pm

I'm still leading the auction.

User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #12 by Stardust » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:20 pm

$5 and a free cop shot or vig kill (your choice) in the next game I mod.
҉

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Post #13 by Manders » Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:39 pm

Pedrobear » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:35 am wrote:I'm still leading the auction.

No. You're not. I outbid you by just under $.75
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #14 by Stardust » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:03 pm

My bid is worth at least $10.
҉

User avatar
Mogadishu Jones
The Superfluous Man
Posts: 6012
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 64 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #15 by Mogadishu Jones » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:52 pm

Ill semd you 5 bucks and a picture of me wearing a cool hat

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Post #16 by Manders » Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:49 pm

Mogadishu Jones » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:52 am wrote:Ill semd you 5 bucks and a picture of me wearing a cool hat

:cheers:
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #17 by Stardust » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:23 pm

I don't know if I can top that bid. I'll have to talk to the wife.
҉

User avatar
Pedrobear
Regular Member
Posts: 319
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:41 am
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 15 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #18 by Pedrobear » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:46 pm

5$ and the picture of my other cat with a tie.

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #19 by Manders » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:01 pm

Yeah, I text with kpaca...yet have never seen a pic of him.

That's a high quality bid.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #20 by Stardust » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:59 pm

Okay, I've talked to my wife. She's in for the big bucks.

$10.
҉

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Post #21 by Manders » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:00 pm

Manders » Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:01 pm wrote:Yeah, I text with kpaca...yet have never seen a pic of him.

That's a high quality bid.

I've seen a pic of him now.

Not as high quality bid anymore. :p
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #22 by Stardust » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:14 pm

So he is white after all. Oh well.
҉

User avatar
Pedrobear
Regular Member
Posts: 319
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:41 am
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 15 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #23 by Pedrobear » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:25 pm

Gonna sell my kidney, brb.

User avatar
Manders
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 3824
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Medals: 2
Location: DFW, TX, USA
:
Gold Pioneer Post #500
Has thanked: 77 times
Been thanked: 71 times
Contact:

Post #24 by Manders » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:10 pm

Stardust » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:14 pm wrote:So he is white after all. Oh well.

He is, indeed.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm cuter than you are! - :mh:


User avatar
Mogadishu Jones
The Superfluous Man
Posts: 6012
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 64 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #25 by Mogadishu Jones » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:15 am

Thats me in my avatar.

User avatar
Mogadishu Jones
The Superfluous Man
Posts: 6012
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 64 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #26 by Mogadishu Jones » Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:17 am

Im half white.

User avatar
Mogadishu Jones
The Superfluous Man
Posts: 6012
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 64 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #27 by Mogadishu Jones » Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:01 am

Did i win?

User avatar
iamabadman
Defender of GRR
Posts: 9011
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:58 pm
Medals: 4
Location: Where angels fear to tread.
:
Platinum Pioneer Failure of Page 109 Post #50 Post #1000
Has thanked: 544 times
Been thanked: 223 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #28 by iamabadman » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:18 pm

i guess
@ Kaitscralt
Dream of Baguy sucking my dick

@checkbox
AC/DC is pop/rock

@ExarionUniverse1
you just noticed twat , well I got news for the whole DTR , you will never make fun of me again , otherwise your dicks will fall in your face RETARDS

[talking about Stoya fleshlights]
Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

User avatar
rianalnn
Tire Aficionado
Posts: 1215
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:21 pm
Medals: 1
:
Lynching of the Year, 2012
Has thanked: 1 time
Been thanked: 21 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #29 by rianalnn » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:19 pm

I wasn't asking you.
Image

User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #30 by Stardust » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:19 pm

$15 and a picture of my neighbour's dog.
҉

User avatar
Col. Khaddafi
Regular Scumbag
Posts: 9690
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Medals: 7
Location: Manasjap madness
:
Platinum Pioneer Scumbag of the Year, 2012 MTGS most creative ban, 2012 Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109 Post #10 Post #100
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 436 times
Contact:

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #31 by Col. Khaddafi » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:29 pm

You guys are going nuts over this, I'm extending the auction for one more week!
Image


Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

Blackhound
prinny dood!
Posts: 2220
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:03 pm
Medals: 1
Has thanked: 101 times
Been thanked: 103 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #32 by Blackhound » Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:37 pm

20 copys of tresure cruise i crammed up my ass a few months ago.

User avatar
Stardust
Oozes fabulousness!!!
Posts: 5934
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:56 pm
Medals: 2
:
Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109
Has thanked: 56 times
Been thanked: 293 times

Post #33 by Stardust » Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:10 pm

Blackhound » Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:37 pm wrote:20 copys of tresure cruise i crammed up my ass a few months ago.

Oh shit.
҉

User avatar
Col. Khaddafi
Regular Scumbag
Posts: 9690
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Medals: 7
Location: Manasjap madness
:
Platinum Pioneer Scumbag of the Year, 2012 MTGS most creative ban, 2012 Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109 Post #10 Post #100
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 436 times
Contact:

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #34 by Col. Khaddafi » Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:20 pm

I'd put them in the "heavy-played" grading scale, so I think they are not going to make the cut compared to other offers, unless you are talking about foil cruises.
Image


Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

User avatar
iamabadman
Defender of GRR
Posts: 9011
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:58 pm
Medals: 4
Location: Where angels fear to tread.
:
Platinum Pioneer Failure of Page 109 Post #50 Post #1000
Has thanked: 544 times
Been thanked: 223 times

Post #35 by iamabadman » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:32 am

rianalnn » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:19 pm wrote:I wasn't asking you.



dont make me rage quit and delete everything
@ Kaitscralt
Dream of Baguy sucking my dick

@checkbox
AC/DC is pop/rock

@ExarionUniverse1
you just noticed twat , well I got news for the whole DTR , you will never make fun of me again , otherwise your dicks will fall in your face RETARDS

[talking about Stoya fleshlights]
Kaitscralt » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:40 pm wrote:i have to cut the end off one and tape them together to fit my mamoswine in

User avatar
Mogadishu Jones
The Superfluous Man
Posts: 6012
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Has thanked: 3 times
Been thanked: 64 times

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #36 by Mogadishu Jones » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:04 pm

Ill send you my employee of the month plaque from cracker barrell and a dreidel mailed to me by a former owner of mtgdarkness and psibrigade member clem!

User avatar
Col. Khaddafi
Regular Scumbag
Posts: 9690
(View: All /In topic)
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:52 pm
Medals: 7
Location: Manasjap madness
:
Platinum Pioneer Scumbag of the Year, 2012 MTGS most creative ban, 2012 Failure of Page 109 Scourge of Page 109 Post #10 Post #100
Has thanked: 39 times
Been thanked: 436 times
Contact:

Buy a piece of MTG history

Post #37 by Col. Khaddafi » Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:17 pm

whoah! :o
Image


Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:


Return to “Humor”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest