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Postby Khaospawn » Wed May 21, 2014 9:06 pm

I think they killed Koth too. Someone told me they did. I never read those novels so I don't know that for a fact.
His fate is unknown.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed May 21, 2014 9:07 pm

I'm ready for Jace to die now.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed May 21, 2014 9:12 pm

Lorwyn five won't die.

Elspeth's death seemed a little unnecessary, but it makes sense I guess.

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Postby DocLawless » Wed May 21, 2014 9:14 pm

I like to think there is a short story around "Duel Decks: Sorin vs. Tibault" wherein Tibault decides to fuck with Sorin and Sorin kills him to death.
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Postby DocLawless » Wed May 21, 2014 9:21 pm

Hey, look. Koth is on the July promo.

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed May 21, 2014 9:22 pm

I like to think there is a short story around "Duel Decks: Sorin vs. Tibault" wherein Tibault decides to fuck with Sorin and Sorin kills him to death.
Kills him to death, I like that.

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed May 21, 2014 9:25 pm

Hey, look. Koth is on the July promo.

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"Elspeth and Koth were the only two left, having made it to the heart of Norn's domain. Koth erected rudimentary defenses and prepared to set the bomb, ready to sacrifice himself... but not ready for Elspeth to die for him. He told her to go, but she did not budge, and so he used his magic to sink her into the ground and create a shield against the blast, giving her only one option to escape. She planeswalked away as the spellbomb detonated, leaving Koth's final fate unknown."

Koth could have set the bomb, then planeswalked away. It doesn't have to
be Bruce Willis in Armageddon lol.

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Wed May 21, 2014 9:27 pm

Right. But Garruk can handle another two or three.
Only if he stays black. I like black Garruk.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed May 21, 2014 9:28 pm

Someone set up Koth the bomb

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Wed May 21, 2014 9:47 pm

Garruk.

Garruk.

Garruk is on fire.
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Postby DerWille » Wed May 21, 2014 10:21 pm

They killed off Elspeth? The hell? She was like my favorite planeswalker.

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed May 21, 2014 10:46 pm

Planeswalkers can't use Godsend. Heliod Can lol.

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Postby RedNihilist » Wed May 21, 2014 11:01 pm

I guess the gods can be grateful and all, but having around somebody who can kill them can be nasty.

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:40 am

That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.
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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 22, 2014 12:43 am

That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.
I don't remember ever being directly involved with anything that was going on with him. What happened again? It's been a while and I'm friggin' old.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 12:45 am

I need me a link to said FB group. I'd like to see the massacre.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:46 am

I need me a link to said FB group. I'd like to see the massacre.
I invited you.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:50 am

That faggot Onar (RussianAlara) has infiltrated one of my Facebook Magic pages. I can't fucking escape that guy. I'm going to wait for the right time to completely humiliate that bottom feeding little shit.
I don't remember ever being directly involved with anything that was going on with him. What happened again? It's been a while and I'm friggin' old.
He was an 'unofficial' Clan Member, almost like the way Dechs was back in the day. He was also doing work here on DtR when we migrated. Anyways, remember how we would 'assemble the legion' and go nuts on
some wad's posts over on Sally and then come back here and talk shit? Well, Onar decided to rat us out to the Sally mods for no fucking reason. And then he went nutso with some of the DtR staff and, before he ragequit the site, told everyone that their dicks were going to fall into their faces. Or something like that.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 12:50 am

I didn't know Onar lived in Florida! I thought he actually lived in Russia.

Is it OK to ask Khaos to beat up a man in a wheelchair?
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 12:51 am

lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:51 am

Read his Facebook shit. He's like the ultimate brown-noser.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:52 am

lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers
He doesn't look all cripply in his profile pic.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:53 am

I didn't know Onar lived in Florida! I thought he actually lived in Russia.

Is it OK to ask Khaos to beat up a man in a wheelchair?
I'm not gonna beat him up. I just want to call him a bitch in front of everyone.

But timing is everything. I want to savor this.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:58 am

TOO SOON, SUGA! You couldn't wait 5 fucking minutes!? XD
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 12:58 am

I'm laughing my fucking ass off, but that's besides the point.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 1:01 am

Sorry. I couldn't wait. :ohdear:
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 1:02 am

Don't worry. He doesn't know who I am and he doesn't know that I know who he is. It's only a matter of time.


Gooood. Gooooooooooooooood.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 1:02 am

Wait, I just realized my Facebook name has Khaospawn next to it. D'OH!
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu May 22, 2014 1:21 am

I want to witness this too!

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu May 22, 2014 1:23 am

Invite! I must revel in the schadenfreude!

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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu May 22, 2014 1:24 am

Nigga needs said invite
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby Valdarith » Thu May 22, 2014 1:32 am

Invite plz.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 1:49 am

What's your real name again, Val? Tyler Durden or something?
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 am

I'm downloading DOTA2. I think my life is over.
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 am

You guys are in!
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 1:52 am

lol Baguy used to talk about how Onar shit his diapers
An hour later and I'm STILL laughing at this shit.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu May 22, 2014 2:04 am

Thanks KS. I feel a little bad though, that guy seems like he has asbergers or something.

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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 2:09 am

Thanks KS. I feel a little bad though, that guy seems like he has asbergers or something.
I don't care if he has hamburgers or not. If anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be ME!
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Postby Khaospawn » Thu May 22, 2014 2:10 am

Sorry, I'm pretty fucking loopy from the pain meds. I get my tooth pulled tomorrow. Which means I get even more pain meds tmorrow...
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu May 22, 2014 2:11 am

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