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Postby Pedrobear » Wed May 20, 2015 4:42 pm

Haha that was actually you using again that expression from an older message.

My bad.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed May 20, 2015 4:43 pm

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby GoblinWarchief » Wed May 20, 2015 4:44 pm

After people at my game store got sick of me playing burn I'm toying with Boros Norin in modern and men it's a blast to play. Also quite competitive.... unfortunately i miss a couple of auriok champions that would fit the deck perfectly.

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Postby Platypus » Wed May 20, 2015 4:51 pm

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone

Yeah, it's only me. But what else can you use to describe that car with drums and a guy hanging from ropes in front of a wall of loudspeakers, playing a guitar/flamethrower? It's insane, yet makes totally sense within the constraints of the movie.
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Postby windstrider » Wed May 20, 2015 4:54 pm

Defeating Deathmist Raptor by Adam Yurchick
http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/article.asp?ID=12558

*reads article*

Solution: Play Deathmist Raptor in your deck.

Five of the decks displayed in the article use the Deathmist Raptor / Den Protector pair. That's not defeating the card as much as it is just using the damn thing against itself.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed May 20, 2015 4:56 pm

I haven't seen it yet, I will tonight
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Postby Valdarith » Wed May 20, 2015 6:15 pm

After people at my game store got sick of me playing burn I'm toying with Boros Norin in modern and men it's a blast to play. Also quite competitive.... unfortunately i miss a couple of auriok champions that would fit the deck perfectly.
People sick of playing against Burn.

Your solution: play an even more annoying deck.

Seems reasonable.
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Postby Valdarith » Wed May 20, 2015 6:17 pm

You could just say "Fuck you" as you jam foil Lava Spikes, Rift Bolts, and Goblin Guides down their throats.

There's nothing more elitist OR ironic than crushing people with your foil Burn deck.
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Postby BlakLanner » Wed May 20, 2015 6:28 pm

You could just say "Fuck you" as you jam foil Lava Spikes, Rift Bolts, and Goblin Guides down their throats.

There's nothing more elitist OR ironic than crushing people with your foil Burn deck.
I am in absolute agreement. Sick of my burn deck? Fine, I will foil it out and beat you even harder. Damn you, now I want to stare at my Judge Bolts while I am at work :(

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed May 20, 2015 6:41 pm

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Postby Platypus » Wed May 20, 2015 6:47 pm

Prometheus was a stupid movie. That one definitely didn't go to eleven.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed May 20, 2015 6:52 pm

Man, this tinypic thing is awesome.

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Postby GoblinWarchief » Wed May 20, 2015 9:03 pm

My burn deck isn't foiled :( but i do my best anyway to make people feel miserable while i cast lava spikes.
And yes Norin can be even more annoying .... many games end up in endless board stalls with me at hundreds life points. If i win game 1 i usually plan to go to time and win 1-0 XD but there are also draws where you start with double champion of the parish + norin and win fast

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 20, 2015 9:33 pm

Only platypus keeps saying turned up to eleven, not everyone
In his defense, if there is a movie where that expression fits like a glove, its precisely this Mad Max movie.

Also :no: at all this heresy about the first movie being overrated. This has the best car chase scenes of all movie history on par with Bullit
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed May 20, 2015 9:38 pm

first mad max was alright

Undecided if I should watch the road warrior first or fury road

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed May 20, 2015 9:47 pm

it probably makes no difference
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I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu May 21, 2015 12:51 am

I'm betting you are not a fan of the "de-specialized" version of the trilogy then.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu May 21, 2015 1:17 am

who shot first Han or Greedo

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu May 21, 2015 1:21 am

Maverick is eagerly waiting for a reboot of the three first star war movies. Maybe Vin Diesel can play the role of Han Solo this time.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu May 21, 2015 1:22 am

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a daaaaaaaaaaaaaam."
Hey man, that one is pre-87! :ohdear:
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu May 21, 2015 2:53 pm

mad max was the best. i came into my popcorn and kept eating.
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 3:37 pm

I had a dream where I had as much power as any rich white old person

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Postby Thrillho » Thu May 21, 2015 5:46 pm

Every scene from every movie shot before 1987 looks like the "oh my goooooood" scene from Troll 2 to me.
As always, your opinions on everything are objectively terrible.

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Postby hamfactorial » Thu May 21, 2015 7:25 pm

What about subjectively?

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 21, 2015 11:26 pm

So, not counting the Star Wars trilogy, you don't like:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tron
First Blood
The Evil Dead
Platoon
Alien
Aliens
The Breakfast Club
Ghostbusters
Blade Runner
Stand By Me
Back to the Future
Blue Velvet
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Just to name a few.
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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:32 pm

ok if you cherry pick pre1987 movies then compare any of those to the dark knight or finding nemo and you'll see its pretty obvious maverick has a point

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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:35 pm

I would rather watch shrek 2 than citizen kane

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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:37 pm

Honestly when you compare pre 1987 movies to something like this, we're talking about 2 different media altogether

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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:38 pm

HappyFeet2 was literally 11/10 I saw it in theaters 4 times on opening night.

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 21, 2015 11:39 pm

Maybe I missed the point. Was it just that movies look better now?
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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:42 pm

The first 3 indiana jones movies were exactly as bullshit as the newest one there's a scene in one of them where they jump out of an airplane with an air-raft and live is it really that unbelievable that indy survives a nuke by hiding in a fridge?

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 21, 2015 11:45 pm

Now you're just being facetious. ;-)
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Postby Jamie » Thu May 21, 2015 11:46 pm

It's a lot of work to watch old movies in context and the "everything before 1987 sucks" line of thinking is usually held by people who are sick of the shit of the crowd who parades the thought "modern movies suck I wish they'd bring back 80s music wow justin bieber sucks"

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu May 21, 2015 11:46 pm

Airplane ain't got shit on Freddy got fingered

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 21, 2015 11:47 pm

I love modern movies. I love old movies. I love movies. I also love boobies.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu May 21, 2015 11:52 pm

But do you love foodies and duties?

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Postby Self Medicated » Thu May 21, 2015 11:53 pm

No, but I love boobies in movies. It's the best of both!
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Postby Mcdonalds » Fri May 22, 2015 12:20 am

Booties and boobies in movies, oh my

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Fri May 22, 2015 12:24 am

y'all posting in a troll thread :no:
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I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
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Postby Self Medicated » Fri May 22, 2015 12:33 am

Wait, this wasn't serious? :stupid:
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