Breaking Blathering 6

[Kaitscralt]

I am a loyal gutter :patriot: who has taken many digital bullets in the line of duty

[imopen2]

But you were around in 2011 while I was (briefly) a gutter member, weren't you?

Probably. Time flys when you're painting fences

[Kaitscralt]

Speaking of gutter, hi Ein

[ein]

Speaking of gutter, hi Ein

Why, hello there!

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Yo Checkbox, link that dancing wrestler image again, I think I found a good method to resize it now.

[Kaitscralt]

eight more days til halloween
halloween, halloween
eight more days til halloween
silver shamrock

[Khaospawn]

Not the Halloween 3 song!

[Stardust]

[Kaitscralt]

I like the panel of them just sitting there in the aftermath of his comment

[Checkbox]

If I post a link to porn on MTGS, how fast will I get banned again?[/quote:
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I think you need to post that teen mom sex tape.

Did you watch it?

....


Did you not realize there was a 3 hour gap in between my posts?

If you fapped for 3 hours straight, you are a god among men.

I've done this

[Checkbox]

I am not the Lorekeeper.

ask kijin about his dossiers

[Checkbox]

Well, other than kijin, I think I'm the only other gutter poster left from its earliest days on mtgs. He is much better at telling the history than me but is probably apathetic. The early days involved a room with a moose, a lot of early Internet memes (before Internet memes were a term), gutter survivors where we voted people out of the gutter for being bad posters, and a surprisingly large moderator presence. I remember wolfwood, butteblues, goblinboy, xzybit, and senori as some of the frequent staff participants.

I got banned sometime in that first year after my friend and some other bad posters, plus good posters who voted checkbox, caused me to win a survivor. I made a gimmick, protourlakenichigan, and began posting on and off for the next 7 years. Mostly in
2009 and 2012.

As for names:
Col. = N_S
Thrillo = kijin
King spam = clock king
Mogadishu = kpaca
Captain Murphy = pinkfloyd
Imopen2 = protourlakemichigan (aka imopen2)
Yannaria = yanni
Kaitscralt = madding

Am I missing other name changes?

me nigger, I was there before even yanni

[Checkbox]

I was once called mrmaul558

[Checkbox]

I was once called mrmaul558

[Checkbox]

Yo Checkbox, link that dancing wrestler image again, I think I found a good method to resize it now.

oh shit son

[Col. Khaddafi]

I'd even say you were twice called mrmaul558

[Checkbox]

++

[Col. Khaddafi]

And you'll be next once we inevitably go full circle!

[Mcdonalds]

Bunch of people at my shop are playing mono red heroic

I blame FoS

Nah, we didn't invent that one.

I still blame FoS

[Manasjap]

me nigger, I was there before even yanni

Shut up Checkbox.

[Stardust]

[Kazekirimaru]

Poor snails.

[Stardust]

[Kazekirimaru]

According to my mother when asked what I wanted to be at a young age I stated I wanted to be a bus.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'm in my twenties now, and my dreams of being a bus still haven't been realized.

[Stardust]

[Kazekirimaru]

Plot-twist. God was Eve the whole time.

[Stardust]

I'm in my twenties now, and my dreams of being a bus still haven't been realized.

A shame. Don't give up hope!

[Col. Khaddafi]

Stardust is on a comic nostalgia trip.

This has always been my favorite because work related:

[Col. Khaddafi]

[Kazekirimaru]

I need to look these up.

[Stardust]

Stardust is on a comic nostalgia trip.

That was a good one. I'd never seen these until today.

[Stardust]

So of course I spent the last hour and a half reading them instead of doing work.

[Stardust]

So of course I spent the last hour and a half reading them instead of doing work.

More productive than spamming F5 in the mafia subforum? Y/N

[Col. Khaddafi]

the perry bible fellowship has been shutdown for a few years already. 80% of the strips are golden so you should definitely watch them all

"I have found no survivors, specially over there"

[Kazekirimaru]

So of course I spent the last hour and a half reading them instead of doing work.

More productive than spamming F5 in the mafia subforum? Y/N

Marginally. I certainly can't be arsed to post any content in there today.

[Col. Khaddafi]

It's Friday, 18PM, I am ready to get off

Phone rings.

- Oh hey there is this masters student you agreed to be in the examining board, remember?
- Yes but no one got back to me since
- Oh yeah it seems we forgot about you, but here is the thing, he is flying from Brussels and we can only do it next Monday 4PM
- You know, I didn't even got his thesis I have no idea about what he is even defending
- Oooooh, we probably forgot about giving you a copy too, here's what I'll do, I'll mail you the pdf and you can read it during the week-end, sorry for the inconvenience

- Okay Then

[Kaitscralt]

Checkbox you weren't in the Gutter before Yanni, not even close

[Col. Khaddafi]

In yet another interesting twist of fate, I've read the first page and apparently I'm the president of the Jury