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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Nov 09, 2013 6:38 pm

They're on to me.

PULL OUT! PULL OUT!
It's a shame your mother didn't have the sense to say that.


i think i found another reason why your single. the hint is 'women dont pull out during sex'
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Postby Second Harkius » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:41 pm

Oh BaRandall
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Postby Alex » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:02 pm

Have we ever seen suga and galspanic in the same room?
Suga can't be Galspanic because I already am.

No, seriously.

Yep, I banned myself from iridium.

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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:51 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:08 pm

Anytime Kaze says something rude, I just imagine his ex-wife getting railed in the ass by her new boyfriend while wearing one of Kaze's gay scarves and it makes everything OK.
I imagine that even when he says nothing
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:08 pm

Anytime Kaze says something rude, I just imagine his ex-wife getting railed in the ass by her new boyfriend while wearing one of Kaze's gay scarves and it makes everything OK.
I imagine that even when he says nothing
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:10 pm

Nothing against kaze but that was fucking hilarious

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:11 pm

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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:13 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pull_out_method


Coitus interruptus, also known as the rejected sexual intercourse, withdrawal or pull-out method, is a method of birth-control in which a man, during intercourse withdraws his penis from a woman's vagina prior to orgasm (and ejaculation). The man then directs his ejaculate (semen) away from his partner's vagina in an effort to avoid insemination.



you fucks can #getrekt

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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:18 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pull_out_method


Coitus interruptus, also known as the rejected sexual intercourse, withdrawal or pull-out method, is a method of birth-control in which a man, during intercourse withdraws his penis from a woman's vagina prior to orgasm (and ejaculation). The man then directs his ejaculate (semen) away from his partner's vagina in an effort to avoid insemination.



you fucks can #getrekt
[quote="DroppinSuga » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:58 am":
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PULL OUT! PULL OUT!
It's a shame your mother didn't have the sense to say that.[/quote]

Reading comprehension is defined as the level of understanding of a text/message. This understanding comes from the interaction between the words that are written and how they trigger knowledge outside the text/message.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:18 pm

#GSO
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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:19 pm

nigga.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:19 pm

Coitus interruptus, also known as the rejected sexual intercourse, withdrawal or pull-out method, is a method of birth-control in which a man, during intercourse withdraws his penis from a woman's vagina prior to orgasm (and ejaculation). The man then directs his ejaculate (semen) away from his partner's vagina in an effort to avoid insemination.



YOU FUCKING LEARN TO READ YOU FAGGOT

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:21 pm

They're on to me.

PULL OUT! PULL OUT!
It's a shame your mother didn't have the sense to say that.
didn't have the sense to say that.
say that.
say
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:26 pm

WOMAN DONT SAY SHIT WHEN I GOT MY DICK IN THEIR EAR

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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:26 pm

Coitus interruptus, also known as the rejected sexual intercourse, withdrawal or pull-out method, is a method of birth-control in which a man, during intercourse withdraws his penis from a woman's vagina prior to orgasm (and ejaculation). The man then directs his ejaculate (semen) away from his partner's vagina in an effort to avoid insemination.



YOU FUCKING LEARN TO READ YOU FAGGOT
So if you were a woman, you might say 'pull out' to someone.
nYou learn to read.
faggot.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:26 pm

It's okay to admit that you were wrong baguy.
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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:27 pm

There's no shame in that.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:31 pm

IM NEVER WRONG

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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:32 pm

you just noticed twat , well I got news for the whole DTR , you will never make fun of me again , otherwise your dicks will fall in your face RETARDS

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Postby zemanjaski » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:37 pm

So this is what the blathering B-team looks like. Not a good look.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:41 pm

baguy is just confused because all the women he's been with has had to pull out of him
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Postby imopen2 » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:42 pm

Call in the reinforcements!
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:42 pm

I think baguy could have made that last till the dragon came.

i am disappoint.
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Postby Manasjap » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:47 pm

He'll have to pull out before the dragon comes.

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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:47 pm

im pulling out now.

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Postby Blackhound » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:48 pm

:sherlock:

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Postby zemanjaski » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:50 pm

It was as if a thousand baguy's cried out together, then there was silence.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:52 pm

im pretty sure i caught this cold from the grandson of the lady of the house we did wednesday because we vwere working in his room in the basement and i breathed the air his sick body did

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Postby zemanjaski » Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:56 pm

That's how they get ya. Next thing you know you'll be waking up in a bathtub full of ice with stitches in your back.
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Postby Helios » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:05 pm

And Kaze's kidney inside you.

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Postby zemanjaski » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:07 pm

Corruption Watch spotted!!

*melds into shadows*
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Postby rezombad » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:10 pm

And Kaze inside you.
:fixed:
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Postby Helios » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:11 pm

And Kaze inside you.
:fixed:
Could be worse.

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Postby zemanjaski » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:16 pm

It really could. It could be Suga.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:21 pm

i asked kaze to pull out

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:21 pm

PullinSuga
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:30 pm

Dragon time?
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:31 pm

never


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