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Post #6601 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:20 pm

we should have an "X days since last sig" counter for Pendulum

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Post #6602 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:23 pm

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I just saw The Guardian in the apology thread. He is catching up on all the drama he missed.

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Post #6603 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:23 pm

Catching up on all this drama must be torture

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Post #6604 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:05 pm

Blackhound » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:50 pm wrote:
Thrillho » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:20 pm wrote:blackhound, your previous nickname of "minstrel show" has been redacted. it is currently being changed to "helga pataki."

thank you for summiting with the staff of mtgcommunity. we appreciate your continued service and patronage here.



It is good to see that you have come to your senses, frankly I am suprized that the people running this website have not been issued a lawsuit yet. After all various members of this website have been involved/accused in the following over the past 6 months.

malicious attacks.
Death threats.
Doxing.
Hacking
Salvation and placing a virus there.

I also hear that said people are a bunch of "cowards and scumbags".

I will also except my new nickname of helga pataki, admins, please change my custom title to helga pataki.

Thankyou for you time and Patience in understanding.

Yours sincerly.

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This post needs updating.

Members here have kidnapped former MTGS mods and are currently torturing them.

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Post #6605 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:05 pm

Quick Galspanic, ring the NYPD.

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Post #6606 by Pendulum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:32 pm

Interpol, probably.
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Post #6607 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:36 pm

blackhound was the guy who hated being called minstrel show?

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Post #6608 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:37 pm

i knew someone went into Hulk mode over that but i wasn't sure who

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Post #6609 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:37 pm

hard to keep track of all the magumbos

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Post #6610 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:38 pm

i guess that's what this thread is for

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Post #6611 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:39 pm

white people hate getting called racist even on the net, maybe more so on that net

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Post #6612 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:39 pm

i am a racist and i can admit it.

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Post #6613 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:40 pm

i was raised under American racism just like the other Americans here but apparently most like to pretend they are over it

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Post #6614 by Second Harkius » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:40 pm

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Post #6615 by Thrillho » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:41 pm

i have only now realized that the exponential decay of april fools as a valid form of social humor was tipped at the rise of memes on clothing. we've hit a cultural benchmark where practical jokery is so commonplace where it is for sale. why would you have a holiday for all trolls' day when that is literally every day of your life on the internet.

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Post #6616 by Thrillho » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:42 pm

mostly i'm bitter i used up my espousing men's rights bait in chat when the new clan ported over here so i don't even have a feint to hide behind for All Trolls' Day.

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Post #6617 by Thrillho » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:42 pm

really i just want to go home and play on my ipad on the couch and do nothing today.

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Post #6618 by Dodger » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:44 pm

I absolutely hate April Fools Day. It's just gotten so bad and half the "pranks" are just dumb bitches making fake pregnancy announcements on Facebook.

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Post #6619 by Kaitscralt » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:51 pm

I'm pregnant
Lord_Mcdonalds » Yesterday, 3:13 pm wrote: Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Post #6620 by redthirst » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:52 pm

Fuck.

Sorry K8.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.



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Post #6621 by Pendulum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:08 pm


Funny story, my sister came out with her pregnancy yesterday, turns out she's that 1/1000000000 who can get pregnant while on the pill.
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Post #6622 by Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:12 pm

Apiril fools - the day people throw their brain into the wall and say they are joking.
I just shitpost

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Post #6623 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:05 pm

Dear Votan,

I'd like to officially contest the infraction you handled me in the Cat Monday thread.

I have tried to sort the issue out by PM, but you seem just bent on cracking some wise guy jokes, so I'm putting this complaint follow-up in the hopes it can get a bit more attention from staff than just the PM route.

I have been infracted for making a post which does not contain cats, which is patently false in view of the "special" rules you have set up in the Cat Monday thread. My request is to be taken seriously. I'd like for you to be consistent in your enforcement of the rules and reverse this unwarranted infraction as a result.

And for the record, I do realize this is an April fools joke, and that probably the infraction won't stick for long. With this said, I'd like to point that making jokes is no excuse for forgoing consistency in the application of the rules you guys come up with, unless you
think that having fun at other people's expenses is the proper way of having fun. As lack of consistency goes, we have already the day-to-day affairs of this site, if some allegations in this and other helpdesks are to be trusted. I'd wish that for one day we would try not to fall in the same trap, that would be refreshing for a change...

Seriously, way to spoil all the fun and making your inside jokes at the expense of others, you guys are so cooooool with your addiction to infracting people. A suggestion for next year, please try to fun some definition of "fun" who doesn't include carding people. I'm sure there are alternatives if you can stop to think about it for a while.

That is all, thank you for your time and enjoy your high-school grade jokes as someone put it. You guys have definitely ruined my day, I'll bow out from this site until it gets back to normal.

Thank you for your time.

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Post #6624 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:07 pm

Sadly, its back to normal tommorow were they will infract people for posting "RDW decks are retarded" as using the word retarded in such a casual mannar may offend little Timmy and his Mum.

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Post #6625 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:08 pm

King Spam » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:37 pm wrote:hard to keep track of all the magumbos


Im suprized they have not banned my gimmick account Mr magumbo that I set up a few days ago.

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Post #6626 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:08 pm

Do your work staff.

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Post #6627 by Tom Servo » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:13 pm

Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:05 pm wrote:Quick Galspanic, ring the NYPD.

But he would have to stop talking about how hard his job is and actually do that job.
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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Shared the same left wing politics
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Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Post #6628 by Pendulum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:14 pm

I always try to name the emails for my gimmicks something blatantly obvious like "HiSene@imagimmick.com". It... ah, it hasn't worked yet.
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Post #6629 by Pendulum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:15 pm

'Course I'm not banned either but the wording gets a bit questionable, if you know what i mean.
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Post #6630 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:24 pm

Most users ever online was 13,237, 04-12-2012 at 10:27 PM.
Mr magumbo

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Post #6631 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:25 pm

have some attention.

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Post #6632 by Tom Servo » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:27 pm

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Don't worry blackhound, psychic internet detectives will crack the case.
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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2 guests enter... both probably leave without ever posting.
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Post #6634 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:07 pm

zemanjaski » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:14 pm wrote:
Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:59 am wrote:
zemanjaski » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:20 am wrote:Teia browses here? This is perfect.



What did he/she do to piss you off ? same thing as other people he/she has pissed off ?


She is the least intellectually honest debater I have had misfortune of being trolled by. I say trolled because she would edit her posts after I responded to make my points as invalid as possible.



Round of applause for Teita for pissing
off yet another member, this guy only happens to be one of the best members of your site over the past year. Well done Teita.

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Post #6635 by Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:10 pm

Daily FUCK OFF TEIA post
I just shitpost

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Post #6636 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:21 pm

You gave me a warning for the use of the word masturbate.

I'm sorry, but the word masturbate can definately be used in a safe for work environment. It is not a swear, it is not a bad word, it is a perfectly reasonable word from the english dictionary.

The forum aims for 13+ audience correct? Well they teach 12 and 13 year olds about masturbation in school. It's not a mentally scarring process, it's not a naughty word and it isn't offensive to anyone.

I wasn't aiming that sentence at anyone at all, and it is a general term used for combo and permission that gets used site-wide. The idea of being unable to use a socially acceptable word to describe a deck/player who doesn't intend to properly interact with their opponent and literally just play with themselves is frankly a form of masturbation. The act of playing with yourself for pleasure.
If me using the term masturbate is offensive to you, then frankly you need
thicker skin, because it is socially acceptable.

I think this warning is unjust. It honestly comes across as an attack because you dislike my opinion on combo and control decks.

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Post #6637 by Blackhound » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:22 pm

uuuuhhhhh

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Post #6638 by Tom Servo » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:53 pm

Masturbation will send you straight to hell, how can you be mad at them for trying to save your soul?
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Post #6639 by Tom Servo » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:54 pm

They must purge the filth
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
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He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Post #6640 by Pendulum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:01 pm

Chaff from the wheat.
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