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Postby ( G_R ) » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:22 am

WHOSE GIMMICKS IS THIS AND WHY WAS IT NEVER USED

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:01 pm

Let me tell you something about spammers:

Spammers clog internet bandwidth, email inboxes, forums and blog comments. Over 90% of the world's email traffic is spam. Spammers have made email almost useless. Without filtering, spammers make forums and blogs basically useless.

Spammers cause actual monetary losses to people. For example when I was working at the university here, the admins told me that during the history of the school they had had to upgrade the school's email server several times solely because of spam. At times the server gets tens of spam emails per second, which effectively constitutes pretty much a DDoS attack (even though it's not a deliberate attack aimed precisely at that server in question). Since email is crucial for the university, they have no other option than to upgrade the server to handle all that incoming junk (or else genuine email may be lost). This costs money. Money that could well be used for something more constructive.

Spamming is illegal in many countries. In other words, not only are spammers scum, they are in fact criminal scum. I loathe spammers.

Whenever you call me a spammer, you could just as well be calling me a thief or a rapist. I find it obnoxious and offensive. When you happen to be on a bad mood and pick out one comment of mine out of hundreds similar comments and label it "spam" and give me an infraction for "spamming", you are bunching me with the criminal scum, the bottom-feeders of the internet.

I don't care what your forum rules define "spam" as meaning, making an innocent off-topic remark on a MtG card, or correcting someones mistake, is not spam. If you don't know what "spam" means, then go and find out, and fix your definition. Please stop insulting people. Reserve the term for actual spam (which does happen in this website), for the actual criminal scum. Stop calling me a criminal scum for basically any "infraction".

And since I'm on that subject, I'm really getting tired of the pretty arbitrary rules for calling people spammers here. For example, I see people making incorrect statements in the rulings sub-forum all the time, and other people correcting those incorrect statements all the time. It makes sense: People make mistakes, and other people correct those mistakes so as to not spread false information. But if a moderator arbitrarily thinks that some correction was "too narrow", he can decide to give an infraction for "spamming". What "too narrow" and "too nitpicky" really means, where the line really is, is anybody's guess.

The reasons given for infractions are also sometimes really bizarre. For example, I once corrected an incorrect statement made by someone, and gave a card as a counter-example. A mod decided to call me a spammer for that, and gave me this reasoning:

"If you have to pull out a card nobody asked about in order to disagree with someone's answer, chances are you're nitpicking."

Apparently if you show a counter-example with an actual card, "chances are you're nitpicking". The logic of this reasoning escapes me. (Even if you argue that the comment was "nitpicking", what does using a card have anything to do with that?)

Or how about this: I once was browsing the forums and I thought I was in the "general" subforum and posted this comment to a thread: "I love the flavor. The fire burns you, and unless you put it out with some water, it will burn you again." (I don't remember what the card in question was.)

It turns out that I didn't notice that the thread was actually on the rulings forum. Oops. This was an honest mistake. Well, it was a rather innocent and innocuous remark, so no harm done, right? Wrong! I got once again labeled as a spammer for the horrible, horrible crime of posting such a hideously offensive remark in the rulings forum. When I asked the moderator what harm did my comment make that deserved the infraction, I get this gem of a response:

"Everybody who read your post was hurt by it. They read your post, expecting an on-topic contribution, only to find that their time and mental energy was wasted by an off-topic post."

If I didn't know better, I would have thought that the mod was just busting my chops, making fun of me. No sane person would write that seriously. But apparently we are in bizarro-land here.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:05 pm

No wonder Spam is such a bad person! Turns out he's a rapist and a thief!
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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:06 pm

This infraction justification is just great though. Really.

"Everybody who read your post was hurt by it. They read your post, expecting an on-topic contribution, only to find that their time and mental energy was wasted by an off-topic post."

Spam should never be this serious.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:33 pm

I think the reader was in the wrong, reading a post expecting an on-topic contribution.
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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:34 pm

Reading comprehension infraction.
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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:34 pm

Checkbox, you still have the worst avatar on this entire site and internet in general.
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Postby Checkbox » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:02 pm

There are many here who do not share your opinion.
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:04 pm

No, Stardust is right.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:08 pm

Spam is one of the many forms of Internet Terrorism
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:32 pm

Spam leaves #wounds in people who read it.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby hamfactorial » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:33 pm

Spam did 9/11!

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Postby hamfactorial » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:33 pm

This spam triggered me

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:36 pm

What is off-topic? Are there actually "topics"? If the conversation moves away from where it started to a different topic, isn't it "on-topic" except on a different one?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:37 pm

What is off-topic? Are there actually "topics"? If the conversation moves away from where it started to a different topic, isn't it "on-topic" except on a different one?
This kind of revolutionary ideas can get you kicked out of Iridium.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:37 pm

What if all of my posts are "on-topic"?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:38 pm

Except I make a lot of them? Am I spamming, or enriching the conversation?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:39 pm

"Edit your last post and add to it"

Because gawd forbid your post count increases, or the thread you want to talk about gets bumped!
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:40 pm

Post counts! Epeens! Post! Post! Post!
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:40 pm

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:40 pm

Spam
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:41 pm

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:42 pm

I should get a can of :spam: :yes:
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:42 pm

Spam backwards is just Maps!
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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:44 pm

No, Stardust is right.
And I should know. I made it.
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:54 pm

No, Stardust is right.
And I should know. I made it.
The plot thickens.
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:54 pm

The game is afoot!
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:55 pm

A literal foot.
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Postby hamfactorial » Mon Oct 06, 2014 5:22 pm

Your foot is literally afoot.

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Postby Blackhound » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:53 pm

Allah akbar.

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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:55 pm

No, Stardust is right.
And I should know. I made it.
The plot thickens.
I made his signature too, to which he replied, "Please! This signature is too awesome! I now need something to reduce the overawesome nature of my online profile."

Being a merciful god, I assented.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:02 pm

god with g minus
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:07 pm

Checkbox is a Children of a Lesser god
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
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Postby Stardust » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:28 pm

G minus? Is that what they call it in Libya?
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:24 pm

Don't invoke his name in vain you Kafir
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I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Checkbox » Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:32 pm

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Postby Gatts » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:18 am

Aloha Snakbar!

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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:54 am

Gatts posts are not what I come here for
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Postby Blackhound » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:52 pm

Quote.



Once we move, you'll see an improvement in tech support and overall site quality.

So, it's not that this way doesn't work, it's that moving alows the site to be even better (in the log run). We'll surely have some problem when we move (that always happens with new software), but once that's been tackled (a month or so, I estimate), we'll start seeing improvements in the site. There will be resistence at first, but my guess is that 3 months after the move, everyone will be glad we moved

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:10 pm

that's one of my favorite Curse quotes
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:


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