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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:03 am

Hackers apparently have taken over the KKK twitter

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Postby Mcdonalds » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:04 am

Now someone else for the weather

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Postby Stardust » Tue Nov 18, 2014 2:34 pm

Today is cold with periods of light snow ending in a slow drive home since no one remembers that tires can drive on top of snowflakes.
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Postby Checkbox » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:02 pm

He hasn't been banned; he is suspended for the year without pay, and expects to appeal the decision.
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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:47 pm

That was honestly the best transition between posts on this or any other forum on the internet.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:48 pm

The standard from which all internet comedy should be beholden to.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:50 pm

I found a place near me that delivers and has really good ropa vieja. Their portions are so great that my one order will feed me for two nights.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:51 pm

What I'm saying is that if you visit me and I don't cook for you there's a Cuban restaurant that will feed you economically and well.

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Postby Thrillho » Tue Nov 18, 2014 6:18 pm

Yes that is the literal translation of the dish's name.

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Postby Checkbox » Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:17 am

Yeah I know I'm a terrible combo breaker
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:58 am

Whiskey, buddy, how ya been?

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Postby rezombad » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:02 am

I'm in a local magic facebook group and someone posted trying to sell a pile of standard stuff for $400.

I explained that he wouldn't get that because that was tcgmid prices and reasons.

He conjectured that I was a heartless and inhuman, and that because he had been "fucked over by life" he deserved to get the price he's asking.

I hope he loses his home and his car and commits suicide.

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I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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Postby Stardust » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:26 pm

Sounds like an unhappy human being if all he's asking in recompence for a shitty life is a couple hundred bucks.
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Postby Blackhound » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:23 pm

Define shitty.

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Postby Blackhound » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:24 pm

isnt there a hidden real life problem thread on here ?

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:34 pm

"Guy refuses to budge on ludicrous prices for magic cards, I did not buy said magic cards. Life somehow went on."

The most succinct non-story. Beautiful in it's elegance.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:35 pm

Did you tell him that no one is entitled to anything in life and that our society is held together by a series of easily broken nonverbal agreements?

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:39 pm

Is the person you're trying to trade with a moody 16 year old?

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:45 pm

Assuming you want the cards bad enough to bitterly recount not getting them to us on a magic forum, here is a patented sales tactic:
Literally price out the entire collection into a tcgplayer cart and, shipping included, show him exactly how much you can in one place buy what he is selling for, and then use that tangible evidence as leverage in negotiating with him. Account also for card condition, both his own and listed conditions of cards. Be wary that many LP cards are virtually NM if not actually so.

If he still wants to argue with you, it may surprise you but the ability to buy that collection's contents is now afforded to you in your tcgplayer cart, assuming the final value you're bargaining for is relative to that of the actual tcgplayer price.

Be mindful that if he were to sell the same collection on tcgplayer that he would take an 11% fee on his final sales price for all singles and also use that information as leverage.

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Postby Blackhound » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:32 pm

students are protesting in london about tuition fees.

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Postby Blackhound » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:33 pm

The same students who spend £5 on a sandwich.

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Nov 19, 2014 6:39 pm

Soon they won't be able to afford that Sandwich, unless they riot like its 88
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Stardust » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:12 pm

£5? Pff. I happen to know that you can get a 6" sub and a drink for £3 at Subway UK.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:23 pm

Did you tell him that no one is entitled to anything in life and that our society is held together by a series of easily broken nonverbal agreements?
he's not spam, so he didn't say this
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:44 pm

I figured that line of childish thinking would resonate with his trade partner. Sometimes it's not about thinking about what you want to hear from another person but what they want to hear to tell you what you want to hear.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:17 am

http://youtu.be/IRBAZJ4lF0U?list=UUbaGn ... gIWAHcrJKA

W/e, heres a vid of old women smoking weed

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Postby Blackhound » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:23 pm

Michael Phelps' girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler admits she was born a male.

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Postby Stardust » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:02 pm

You try not to care, but there's just something inherently interesting in transgendered folks, eh?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:07 pm

Well, they love to play MTG for some reason.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:07 pm

:iiam2:
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Checkbox » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:00 am

And attend metal shows
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Postby Checkbox » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:00 am

And generally scrump about
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Postby Thrillho » Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:41 am

Michael Phelps' girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler admits she was born a male.
Great.

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Postby DroppinSuga » Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:58 pm

"alleged" girlfriend.
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Postby Blackhound » Sun Nov 23, 2014 5:03 pm

The front page is not tits ?

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Postby Stardust » Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:46 pm

No wonder no one posts here anymore.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:10 pm

Ãt this rate the next dragon contest is gonna take forever
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Stardust » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:11 pm

Need more tits, you heard it here first.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:39 pm

More tits?
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