Uberteam Blather Force 5

[Kaitscralt]

So I channelled my inner Cole and drafted UG with a first pick Shipbreaker Kraken followed by 2 Seagod's Revenge (most bonkers uncommon card in the set?) I went 4-0 in matches and 8-0 in games, then all of top 8 wanted to do a big split instead of play the 5th round, so I took a big hit in prize packs because I wasn't in the mood to be a prick and make everybody play it out.

I got 2 Temples and a Nylea as my best prize pack stuff, had a UG Temple in my deck as well.

[Kaitscralt]

splitting with the deck i had is going to haunt me til next week

[iamabadman]

mmmm, boutique bdsm. sounds right up baguy's alley

what the fuck are you talking about



i only read fetlife for the nudity

[Second Harkius]

mmmm, boutique bdsm. sounds right up baguy's alley

i only read fetlife for the nudity

you keep saying that

[Kaitscralt]

100 bucks says Baguy is quietly the most perverted person on the site

[Kaitscralt]

he has to get his porn from silk road

[Checkbox]

oh boy i drew lands 10-13 i am out card advantaging my opponent by miles

literal miles as i imagine 4 land cards must be many miles of in-game real estate

[Checkbox]

Of all the useless talents I've picked up over the years, card-throwing is sadly not one of them.

No wonder your wife left you.

what are you, madding?

[Kaitscralt]

he's not far off

[Yannaria]

mmmm, boutique bdsm. sounds right up baguy's alley

i only read fetlife for the nudity

you keep saying that

the baguy doth protest to much, me thinks

[Kaitscralt]

it's almost time for a Modern Masters PTQ

[iamabadman]

100 bucks says Baguy is quietly the most perverted person on the site

I like to see asain girl butts with fingers in them

[iamabadman]

And ren fair tits

[Second Harkius]

you're a man of simple tastes

[Kaitscralt]

a man of a simpler time, a better time

[Kaitscralt]

a baguy time

[Yannaria]

100 bucks says Baguy is quietly the most perverted person on the site

I like to see asain girl butts with fingers in them

is it because it reminds you of the time the priest molested you

[Second Harkius]

baguy is definitely the closest this site has to an everyman

[Kaitscralt]

what about the pokemon obsession

[Kaitscralt]

it's almost time for a Modern Masters PTQ

1-0

[Kaitscralt]

I have a good UB deck and can sideboard into a UG deck that maybe should be my actual deck

[Yannaria]

baguy is definitely the closest this site has to an everyman

If I ever run for office, Baguy will be my Joe the Plumber

[Kaitscralt]

it's almost time for a Modern Masters PTQ

1-0

2-0

[Kaitscralt]

Having Vendilion Clique, Meloku, Skeletal Vampire and Pact of Negation seems good

[Thrillho]

Nice life

[Thrillho]

100 bucks says Baguy is quietly the most perverted person on the site

I like to see asain girl butts with fingers in them

Yeah but in this age of MLP anthro movies who isn't?

[Thrillho]

I'm on my phone what's going on at SCG is steam augury doing it #teamsteam

[Kaitscralt]

it's almost time for a Modern Masters PTQ

1-0

2-0

3-1

i lost a cunt of a third game where i was at 4 lands from turn 4 to the end of the game and he had grand arbiter augustin out, wut

[Kaitscralt]

and now i'm pissed

[Kaitscralt]

watch out dtr

[Yannaria]

I'm on my phone what's going on at SCG is steam augury doing it #teamsteam

cedric philips is shouting into the mic and gray merchant seems like a legit thing in sealed if you get enough

[Yannaria]

and now they have an add of patrick chapin pimping out his book

[iamabadman]

Fuck you rentits

[Thrillho]

How do you lose with meloku

[Kaitscralt]

Meloku costs 5

[Kaitscralt]

4-1

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

And ren fair tits

who doesn't?

[Thrillho]

Meloku costs 5

Ok. And?

[Thrillho]

I just bought a hat with a metal plate that says "meow" cut into it. Kill me.

[Thrillho]

I didn't even buy the foils I wanted from this set but instead I'm buying this bullshit