[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Wraith223]

Ru serious?

Too overpowered

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

It is over powered, but I REALY....HATE....Esper! I rarely walk away from an Esper match where I did not want to draw and quarter the opponent.

I really enjoy Oversoul of Dusk and love to equip the shit out of it in my Bant Commander deck. I didn't give it indestructable, regen or hexproof, thus it can't be that powerful. Just fun.

[Khaospawn]

[Wraith223]

And I though khaoss card was broken

I think I have a more toned-down version:


Khaospawn, Master of Mead [mana]RRR[/mana]

Mythic Rare

Summon Viking Warrior Berserker

Haste, First Strike, Trample, Fading - 3

Khaospawn gets +1/+1 for each Red permanent you control.

3/1

"Where did all the mead go?"


Edit:

Basically, just an attacking dude. It won't win the game on its own.

Also, I like how "Fading" is a
Planar Chaos mechanic.

Since we can assume he will be drunk; it should also say "attacks a random player".

[Khaospawn]

Yeah! I'll edit it.

[RaidaTheBlade]

Alright, I'm at the IQ. Starts in about 20. Wish me luck!

[Khaospawn]

I changed the +1/+1 thing to devotion. Now it's bonkers again. Consequently, I had to change it's mana cost to include colorless so the damn thing doesn't come out as a 6/4 trampler.




GL, Raida!

[Helios]

Stay cool, play hard. Don't rush.

[Alex]

Redheaded Fury
X
Enchantment

Redheaded Fury cannot be countered.
Players cannot gain life.
When you cast Redheaded Fury, your life total becomes 1.
Redheaded Fury enters the battlefield with X rage counters for each mana spent to cast it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Redheaded Fury deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the number of rage counters on Redheaded Fury.

Living dangerously can sometimes be worth it.

[Platypus]

Good luck, Raida! And stay cool and don't rush your decisions!

[Wraith223]

Redheaded Fury. That is awesome, unique, and sexy.

I just had a horrible card idea from South Park.
Ginger's Temper 1R

Counter Target blue creature spell

It is basically a blue remove soul.

[Wraith223]

I'm bored sitting in the front desk at the airport working today. We should make FoS Christmas magic card. examples from MTG salvation http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... st11164008

I will re-do my card idea.

Deck the Halls 2R

(Picture of a red mage punching Jace in the face and burning his fruitcake gift at the same time)

Target creature gets +3+3.
Deck the Halls deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

[Kazekirimaru]

Alright, I'm at the IQ. Starts in about 20. Wish me luck!

Give 'em Hell.

[Kazekirimaru]

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

lol U so nub gg no re

[windstrider]

Good luck, Raida.

[Wraith223]

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

lol U so nub gg no re

Still

[RaidaTheBlade]

And lost match one to G/W aggro. One of my worst matchups e.e

[Valdarith]

Gl Radia. Take your time, plan your turns, and don't miss your triggers!

[Kazekirimaru]

If you really wanna get under you opponent's skin in the later matches try calling/passing priority vocally between each step. Gets a rise out of people

[Khaospawn]

Raida, you must feel the Force.

[windstrider]

Raida, you must feel the Force.

Just so he's clear on this, are you referring to red's crank again?

[Khaospawn]

Raida, you must feel the Force.

Just so he's clear on this, are you referring to red's crank again?

[Jack]

Just don't try and force a feel.

[DocLawless]

Unless she explicitly states that she's into that kind of thing and gives you, personally, permission to do so.

[Helios]

Then it isn't forcing.

[DocLawless]

You're right. I guess technically it's role-play.

Carry on.

[Khaospawn]

Unless she explicitly states that she's into that kind of thing and gives you, personally, permission to do so.

Where's the fun in that?

[redthirst]

Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

[Wraith223]

Unless an STD and/or a pregnancy are involved. Then it becomes a "point and laugh" moment.

[Khaospawn]

Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Exactly.

[Wraith223]

What's the deal with the corruption report of cyber bullying and slander against a users in the corruption thread? Sounds like mods (from MTGS) are attacking the thread in a brilliant, sneaky way. I am being entirely serious.

If thy have evidence; they should poste examples cause I and many others will doubt the truthfulness of said claims till it's out in the open.

[Alex]

What's the deal with the corruption report of cyber bullying and slander against a users in the corruption thread? Sounds like mods (from MTGS) are attacking the thread in a brilliant, sneaky way. I am being entirely serious.

If thy have evidence; they should poste examples cause I and many others will doubt the truthfulness of said claims till it's out in the open.

It's all a satire, pretty much mocking how MTGS turned into the moronic machine that it is today.

[Wraith223]

Well I feel stupid then Not the first time and it will happen again. Thanks.

I always wanted to ask the MTGS clowns (mods) if their quest to ban all trollers, regardless of quality content, was trolling in of itself thus requiring a ban of themselves. We need a smiley of a hiding grumpy face sitting a tree house with sign on it that that says "No Cool People Allowed" that equals MTGS in smiley typing..

[Jack]

:mtgs:

[Jack]

Damn, nothing happened.

[Khaospawn]

freedom, you could've just previewed your post to see if it would've worked.

[Khaospawn]

Not that stream-of-consciousness posts aren't tolerated or anything. We're not savages around here.

Wait, who am I kidding? Of course we're fucking savages!

[DroppinSuga]

WHERE'S MY MEAD?

[DroppinSuga]

Gentleman, Thirst's crank has been spotted in Vietnam

[Khaospawn]

WHERE'S MY MEAD?

Come down to Florida and we shall drink the entire county dry.

And then we will raid the neighboring strip clubs for booty.

[Valdarith]

So I've been watching a Firefly marathon while babysitting today. First time ever watching it.

Why didn't I do this earlier? This show is the tits.