[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[TubeHunter]

nope, don't have any jaces revs or elspeths so no u/w for me.

I don't even have any r/w scrylands.

Woo for injuring my leg the day of theros release!

[Platypus]

So, I was bored and derped out a few tribal lists after my final

I've thought about a Shaman deck. BTEs on second turn, followed by Shared Animosity on third...

[Valdarith]

I wish UB control were a thing right now...

[hamfactorial]

Z will make it a thing

[zemanjaski]

I heard UB Control and appeared in the thread.

Why are we talking UB Control?

Is it a thing? Did someone post a list somewhere?

To the brewery!

[zemanjaski]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "great math analyst".

[redthirst]

I like how Z basically won strategist of the year by default.

[TubeHunter]

I will sit here and not do anything, but will totally take some credit for the decks, cause ya know, Im in this clan too!

planistoogoodtoofail

[Khaospawn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "great math analyst".

It's actually pronounced "anal-list."

[redthirst]

I will sit here and not do anything, but will totally take some credit for the decks, cause ya know, Im in this clan too!

planistoogoodtoofail

That's pretty much exactly why the people on Sally think I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[Self Medicated]

I like how Z basically won strategist of the year by default.

Sorry thirst. Had to vote for Z. I still love you though.

[redthirst]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "great math analyst".

It's actually pronounced "anal-list."

I always pronounced it "anal cysts".

[redthirst]

I like how Z basically won strategist of the year by default.

Sorry thirst. Had to vote for Z. I still love you though.

Meh... I knew it was going to be a prison raping as soon as I was thrown into the ring...

[LP, of the Fires]

I like the UW control deck because it reminds me of what control used to be. Why bother winning the game when I can just elixir of immortality and just sphinx forever till my opponent quits.

[zemanjaski]

One shall stand, one shall fall.

I'll rip out your optics!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GeisRaias

Redthirst is probably Optimus. I'd be Starscream.

[Yarpus]

I'm actually put on 'the funniest member' list, so you can vote for me as well.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=569884

[zemanjaski]

Why throw away your life so recklessly?

I'll crush you with my bare hands!

[Khaospawn]

My votes are in. May the best degenerate win.

[redthirst]

I was thinking this was more like the Kirk - Spock fight.

Dun-dun
DA
DA
DA
DA
DA
Dun-dun DA!
Dun-dun DA!

Blablurururwa WEEEEEEE!

[Khaospawn]

I was thinking this was more like the Kirk - Spock fight.

Dun-dun
DA
DA
DA
DA
DA
Dun-dun DA!
Dun-dun DA!

Blablurururwa WEEEEEEE!

Welcome to Medieval Times!

[Yarpus]

Blablurururwa

For tge few seconds I was looking at that and thinking "why in the hell he wrote "Kurwa".
Disappointed as fuck.

[redthirst]

[zemanjaski]

I was thinking this was more like the Kirk - Spock fight.

Dun-dun
DA
DA
DA
DA
DA
Dun-dun DA!
Dun-dun DA!

Blablurururwa WEEEEEEE!

Reference a less shitty show please.

[redthirst]

I guess space travel isn't as big of a deal in a country where all you have to do is let go and fall off the planet.

[Valdarith]

I will be so excitebike if a legitimate UB control deck can exist with the current Standard card pool.

[zemanjaski]

I give you giant fighting robots, you give me gay space elves...

[redthirst]

I thought that'd be right up your alley.

[TubeHunter]

I hope you aren't talking micheal bay transformers, cause then...... just no.

[zemanjaski]

I thought that'd be right up your alley.

I mean if they were Eldar I would be on board.

[zemanjaski]

I hope you aren't talking micheal bay transformers, cause then...... just no.

I don't know what you're talking about? There are three seasons of transformers made in the late 80s and one movie. I don't know of any others???

[Khaospawn]

I was thinking this was more like the Kirk - Spock fight.

Dun-dun
DA
DA
DA
DA
DA
Dun-dun DA!
Dun-dun DA!

Blablurururwa WEEEEEEE!

Reference a less shitty show please.

More quality posting please.

[Khaospawn]

Did I kill the thread? I take it back! Less quality posting, please!

[Kazekirimaru]

smegma jet

smegma jet

smegma jet

[LP, of the Fires]

To the shamehole with you Khaos.

[windstrider]

Is it possible that someone has not seen Transformers: The Movie, complete with Orson Welles as Unicron and Leonard Nimoy as Galvatron and the cheesily awesome 80s soundtrack?

[zemanjaski]

YOU MEAN THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER.

Everyone list their favourite Generation 1 transformer.

Mine is Starscream. The rest of you can fuck off and pick one of the other shitty ones.

[zemanjaski]

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.

Fuck you.

Fuck Unicron was awesome.

[Helios]

Z if there was MTGO for OS X, I totally would've recommended you get a Mac How's the new laptop treating you?

Apple charges twice as much for the same parts as everyone else, which is pretty stupid these days given that there is nothing that apple products do better anymore.

Apple computers cost the same as other computers with comparable specs - they just don't make a budget computer. 8 GB Ram, 125 GB SSD, 10 hour battery life, ultrabook profile. Find me one cheaper than $1300 that comes with 3 years of service.

[Kazekirimaru]

YOU MEAN THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER.

Everyone list their favourite Generation 1 transformer.

Mine is Starscream. The rest of you can fuck off and pick one of the other shitty ones.

You took mine.

[zemanjaski]

That's ok, we can share Kaze, we're bros.

The rest of you can get fucked though.