[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[redthirst]

I heard Splinter comes out of the closet in this one.

[redthirst]

Every time Bebop and Rocksteady are on screen they're going to play the Bulk and Skull theme.

[DocLawless]

The entire soundtrack was scrapped and he's using clips from Chinese Democracy instead.

[redthirst]

Also, Michelangelo is a huge Brony now.

[DocLawless]

Shredder will explode. In the Bay-verse, he's made of bombs.

[DocLawless]

Also, Michelangelo is a huge Brony now.

He can use his nunchucks to fly like a helicopter.

[redthirst]

There's a 15 minute scene where he argues online why Rainbow Dash isn't overrated and is, in fact, the best pony.

[DocLawless]

Megan Fox is playing April O'Neil.

... wait...

[redthirst]

During which, he finds Splinter's collection of gay erotica which turns into a soul-wrenching confession consisting entirely of 80's catch phrases like "Whachu talkin bout, Willis?" and "Alviiiiiiiin!"

[redthirst]

In the end the accidental death of Joey Lawrence causes them to all put aside their differences and do the Urkel.

[windstrider]

Sadly, none of these ideas would be beyond Bay.

[photodyer]

Ahem, Ravage.

+1 Big Time.

[DocLawless]

Katanas are lame. Leonardo uses machine guns.

[hamfactorial]

You forgot the Carlton Banks cameo where he does the shuffle

[redthirst]

Because your childhood can go eat a dick.

[DocLawless]

Just like Splinter will.

[rcwraspy]

if Michael Bay has to, he'll make sure you do too.

[redthirst]

YOU EAT A DICK!




YOU EAT A DICK!




YOU EAT A DICK!



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ERRYBODY EAT A DICK!

[Khaospawn]

That last pic is fucking hilarious.

[hamfactorial]

Holy crap, it's terrifying. I can't look away...

[rcwraspy]

I always knew she was ebil...

[Valdarith]

redthirst delivers once again.

Back home from the hospital again. This shit is getting old. This is the fourth time we've gone to the hopsital for contractions, only this time it was accompanied by shortness of breath, chest pains, and sweating, so we stayed overnight for the first time. They gave her meds for the chest pains and the contractions have calmed down a lot but she's still having them every so often. It's just something she's going to have to deal with until the fireworks go off.

[windstrider]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=191569#p191569:1t8yuguz]Valdarith » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:50 am[/url:1t8yuguz]":1t8yuguz]redthirst delivers once again.

Back home from the hospital again. This shit is getting old. This is the fourth time we've gone to the hopsital for contractions, only this time it was accompanied by shortness of breath, chest pains, and sweating, so we stayed overnight for the first time. They gave her meds for the chest pains and the contractions have calmed down a lot but she's still having them every so often. It's just something she's going to have to deal with until the fireworks go off.[/quote:1t8yuguz]

Ask them if the baby could be facing posterior where it is facing towards her abdomen. My wife had that, and the doc thinks that could have led to her delivering late. Have they ordered a sonogram yet?

[Khaospawn]

In 7 weeks, I've managed to drop 20 pounds (down to 195), and today I increased the weights on my dumbbells. I love being able see progress. The road to self-improvement continues.

/bragpost

[Kazekirimaru]

it was her dads house anyways, Kaze is just being dramatic

You're so adorable when you're trying to cut me down these days. Shame you unloaded your best stuff at the beginning; now it's all rather underwhelming. Do you see the value in conserving jokes, now? ;D

[Kazekirimaru]

Hope you're all doing well and taking care. Thanks.

[Kazekirimaru]

I wish I had slept last night. I'd have something witty to say by now.

Instead, I have a panda

[hamfactorial]

In 7 weeks, I've managed to drop 20 pounds (down to 195), and today I increased the weights on my dumbbells. I love being able see progress. The road to self-improvement continues.

/bragpost

Yeah buddy! Once you join the paleo hive-mind, you'll be the most beastly man in the clan.

[windstrider]

In 7 weeks, I've managed to drop 20 pounds (down to 195), and today I increased the weights on my dumbbells. I love being able see progress. The road to self-improvement continues.

/bragpost

[Khaospawn]

Thanks, guys. What I'm surprised about most of all is how high my energy level is. I'm finding the energy to make time to get more things done. The best example is when I walk my dogs - their walks are longer so now they're happier, which makes me happier. I'm also able to play my guitar more, my mood levels are more stable, and I go to bed/wake up at a decent hour.

The big question is, how did I never have time for these things? Oh yeah, I was in a relationship where I wasn't happy, I hated myself, I was drunk all the time, depressed, and I was eating terrible foods. I guess I just answered my own question.

I'm the happiest now than I've been in months, and I guess the saying is somewhat true: Happiness is like a puzzle; you don't see the picture until all the pieces slowly fall into place. 2-3 months ago, I felt like I was in the middle of the biggest shitstorm ever. As it turns out, I just had to sort things
out and let certain pieces fall into place. Of course, you don't get anywhere or anything without putting in the time, effort, and work. I've worked to make some changes, so now I'm happy to see some results.

[Kaitscralt]

ya fat fucker

[hamfactorial]

Never change, Kait.

[Khaospawn]

More motivation from Madding. Yay. Lol

I wouldn't consider myself fat, really. I am a stocky motherfucker though.

[hamfactorial]

Fat, drunk and budgcaj is no way to go through life, son.

[Kaitscralt]

especially the last

[DarthStabber]

Damn, DS... being homosexual is gay.

Yeah, that they use a word that means happy for us sometimes seems a cruel joke (and who knows that might have been the point originally).

There's a 15 minute scene where he argues online why Rainbow Dash isn't overrated and is, in fact, the best pony.

Why would that take 15 minutes? It's pretty obvious.

[Valdarith]

redthirst delivers once again.

Back home from the hospital again. This shit is getting old. This is the fourth time we've gone to the hopsital for contractions, only this time it was accompanied by shortness of breath, chest pains, and sweating, so we stayed overnight for the first time. They gave her meds for the chest pains and the contractions have calmed down a lot but she's still having them every so often. It's just something she's going to have to deal with until the fireworks go off.

Ask them if the baby could be facing posterior where it is facing towards her abdomen. My
wife had that, and the doc thinks that could have led to her delivering late. Have they ordered a sonogram yet?

It's never really been discussed because my wife was scheduled to have a cesarean anyway (she had cesarean with our twins and did not want a vbac). I do know the baby's head is down though.

Our last ultrasound was a couple of weeks ago. Everything was normal. Baby was on heart monitor last night and rhythm was normal.

Basically just playing the waiting game at this point. If she feels up to it she can go to work tomorrow. Otherwise she stays home.

[DarthStabber]

ya fat fucker

Me next! I love a good roast.

[Valdarith]

Who was requesting a pyroblack list earlier?

[Kaitscralt]

ya fat fucker

Me next! I love a good roast.

ya um well

yer a piece of shit