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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:24 pm

It's ok, I speak jive
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:24 pm

Don't start with your white-zone shit again.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:26 pm

Sometimes after the war, I developed a drinking problem...
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:27 pm

I just want to let you know that we're all counting on you. And good luck.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:28 pm

Alright, get me ham on five and hold the mayo.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:29 pm

M as in Mancy?!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:35 pm

See a broad that give that booty action, lay her down or smack-em-yack-em.

Cold, got to be! Y'know?

Shiiiiit.
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:45 pm

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da help!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:47 pm

Cream?

No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:50 pm

Do you ever hang around a gymnasium?
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:50 pm

Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:53 pm

Nervous?

Yeah.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:01 pm

Jim never vomits at home....
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Postby Jack » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:10 pm

This was a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:13 pm

The shit's about to hit the fan.
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Postby DocLawless » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:25 pm

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:28 pm

Off course? Impossible! They're on instruments!

*jam*
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Postby DocLawless » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:33 pm

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Postby Jack » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:39 pm

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Postby DocLawless » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:43 pm

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:51 pm

:magicmage:
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:53 pm

ANd Leone's getting la-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arger!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:54 pm

:magicmage:
Thank you very much for your reply. Though I appreciate how detailed it is, I nevertheless hope that it didn't take too long to compose.
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Postby windstrider » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:57 pm

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:59 pm

What can you make of this?

Well, it's a hat! Now its a corsage! And now it's a pterodactyl!
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Postby DocLawless » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:05 pm

We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Over.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:06 pm

Leader: Redthirst
Lancer: Zem
Big Guy: LP
Smart Guy: Windstrider
Chick: DS
Wildcard: Khaos
Token Evil Teammate: Kait
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:15 pm

Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:19 pm

I'm a real life token evil team mate.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:20 pm

Play the shit out of those drums Dale.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:25 pm

Leader: Redthirst
Lancer: Zem
Big Guy: LP
Smart Guy: Windstrider
Chick: DS
Wildcard: Khaos
Token Evil Teammate: Kait
Where's ham in all this? I demand justice! And hookers!
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:31 pm

Fine, screw you guys. I'm going to build my own clan team. With hookers! And blackjack!

In fact, forget the clan team and the blackjack!

Ah, screw the whole thing.
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Postby redthirst » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:33 pm

Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?
Y...yeah.

Wait, why would it not?
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redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...
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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:33 pm

It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine mixer
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:43 pm

You're just a curly headed fuck.
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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:52 pm

Lab Guy: Ham
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:53 pm

@ JS, :love2:

http://themetapicture.com/canada-the-on ... like-this/
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:55 pm

Heh, CFB have said I am entitled to play performance bonuses, FUCKING A.
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:56 pm

It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine mixer
POW!
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:11 pm

Zem, if currently your whole purpose for participating in this community is to get into your high horse and fuck around - then you can masturbate in your room alone, while nobody gets disgusting splash on his face. It's cool to be braggy. It's sad to be arrogant.
I'm on Redthirst's side here.
I am immensely amused that the FoS leadership is seriously referred to as "the council" and that removing someone from the clan is called "exiling."
This gem is the nerdiest shit in the history of humankind.
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