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Postby iamabadman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:45 pm

mtgsalvage will rape your cat

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Postby iamabadman » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:45 pm

remember how long that beastality thread went?

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Postby hamfactorial » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:02 am

Never forget

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Postby Corruption Watch » Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:43 am

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/mtg- ... comment=10

I believe this guy just drew a parallel between committing murder and breaking the rules on MTGS.

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Postby rezombad » Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:36 am

Rules are rules people. Just like anything else in life, you should take the time to learn it before partaking in it.

Could you imagine if we lived in a world that allowed criminals to plea "I didn't know that rule/law" and for that reason got away with say... murder?

It's not hard to read the rules for this site. It takes no more than 20 minutes to do so and makes forum life more simple in the process.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:33 am

"It takes no more than 20 minutes"

please understand
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:23 pm

You know, I can't think of many things, and not a single enjoyable thing, that I learned every aspect of before partaking in.
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:26 pm

prease undtstand

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:49 pm

You know, I can't think of many things, and not a single enjoyable thing, that I learned every aspect of before partaking in.
but it only takes 20minutes!
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:35 pm

Yeah, the more I think about it, the more lulzy that argument gets. Like, even ignoring the inherently laughable slippery-slope strawman* of comparing posting on an internet forum to straight up murdering people, in order to take the statement seriously you have to basically assume that murdering people is super-fun happy time, like the most fun thing in the world... if it weren't for those meddling kids laws, we'd all be just shooting up the place 'cuz lulz. Not to mention, rather than using, say, realistic and civilized courts of law as their baseline, where ignorance of the law is a defensible position in most 1st-world countries... even in murder cases... they've apparently decided to go with the Barbarian Code of Ethics where any retributive action taken on a lawbreaker is considered a form of unadulterated 'justice' and therefore is legitimate.

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ve said this before, but it bears repeating, I totally have dibs on the band name Strawman and the Slippery Slopes]
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:49 pm

I wonder how long it's going to be before "She's a witch, burn her!" will be considered a useful tool for rooting out posters who need to be banned.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:51 pm

Sorry, they already did that in 2012.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:56 pm

Sorry, they already did that in 2012.
To be fair, we were all the time turning people into newts and shit back then.
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Postby rcwraspy » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:43 pm

but it hasn't gotten better.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:18 pm

remember how long that beastality thread went?
just when I had finally forgotten
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Postby Corruption Watch » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:16 am

remember how long that beastality thread went?
just when I had finally forgotten
Beastiality is perfectly fine when done safely.
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Postby Corruption Watch » Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:58 pm

Barinellos at his finest, locking a thriving discussion thread for absolutely no reason - no heated arguing, no previous moderator action, no explanation....nothing.

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magi ... comment=60

EDIT: I'm guessing he disagreed with the OP's premise and couldn't be bothered resorting to his usual discussion style (ie. "Everything I say is correct because Barinellos. Don't like it? MODTEXT!")
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:28 pm

Barinellos sucks. I couldn't post in storyline forum because of him. He constantly makes lore shit up and then threatens to close threads if you debate it.
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:29 pm

In terms of pure beard to neck ratio, Barinellos is probably the biggest nerd on MTGS.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:22 pm

Do the new forums have the feature that shows you who's reading the thread, or is the no current way to harass people by visiting every thread they do?
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:23 pm

*there
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Corruption Watch » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:33 pm

The Curse techs are working on it*.

*The Curse techs aren't actually working on it.
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:32 am

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Postby Neo Metal Sonic » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:44 am

Barinellos at his finest, locking a thriving discussion thread for absolutely no reason - no heated arguing, no previous moderator action, no explanation....nothing.

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magi ... comment=60

EDIT: I'm guessing he disagreed with the OP's premise and couldn't be bothered resorting to his usual discussion style (ie. "Everything I say is correct because Barinellos. Don't like it? MODTEXT!")
THE FUCK? No, really, WHY LOCKING THIS THREAD?!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:58 am

You know a way to get Barinellos really angry? Ask him to cite his answers about MTG lore. I used to do it a lot as Madding.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:15 am

Typically asking Mod staff to explain/reason anything is a good way to anger them

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:26 am

you don't say
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Postby iamabadman » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:18 pm

thats mtgsilly

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Postby Corruption Watch » Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:13 am

More Barinellos:
After conferring with Kaburi, we've decided that this thread has pretty much burnt out its life and hung around longer than is healthy. As a final parting note, I will say that for a decision that ultimately, as some indicate, doesn't matter, it has caused a lot of stir amongst the fanbase. It's a phenomenon that is worth carefully considering because I think it says a lot about what we do hold important in Wizard's decisions. Just something for everyone to meditate on.
The topic that had "hung around longer than is healthy" = a discussion on Kiora, the Crashing Wave's last name. Definitely a subject that warrants heavy-handed moderation :?

EDIT: Hilarious that he acknowledges its a subject that caused a stir and people consider it important.....but then went ahead and locked the thread anyway.
SHUT UP IMBECILE

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:22 am

when neckbeards are in control, no one wins

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Postby Corruption Watch » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:02 am

Holy shit, both Gals and Sene have resigned.

....which means lapdog is the head honcho of MTGS.
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Postby Blackhound » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:12 am

Holy shit, both Gals and Sene have resigned.

....which means lapdog is the head honcho of MTGS.
Because Gutter.......... Anyone know why ?

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:33 am

Maybe because they finally understood they have been nothing than puppets at the hands of Curse and finally decided to resign before they lose their token dignity.

Dignity being an alien concept for the lapdog, he is prolly gonna do just fine as head honcho.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Corruption Watch » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:35 am

I'm sure he's already updated his résumé.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:21 pm

All hope is lost.
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:21 pm

Lapdog forced them to quit?
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:37 pm

lappy is getting paid, those 2 werent


YO LETS SEE IF GAL WILL COME POST HERE WITH US(he wont)

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:46 pm

PRINCIPLES!
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Postby iamabadman » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:05 pm

principal, because he's your pal!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:17 pm

prince sene of the pal clan
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