i am a blath man has ragequit [8]

[iamabadman]

we found out my son is allergic to ranch dressing. he broke out in hives today after eating some ranch with his chicken tenders

time for a post natal abortion

[DroppinSuga]

time for a post nasal drip

[Kazekirimaru]

time for a post natal abortion

One of the better lines I've heard in a while.

[iamabadman]

i hate that

[Kazekirimaru]

deal with it magumbo

[iamabadman]

fukk yoo

[iamabadman]

as i lay to go to bed i give the world great news. Age of mythology is coming to steam

[Captain Murphy]

fuck yes

[rezombad]

Now make him eat the component parts of ranch to find out what hes allergic to.

[( G_R )]

That sounds like a great idea.

[Mcdonalds]

what could possibly go wrong?

[Neo Metal Sonic]

[imopen2]

I know someone who is allergic to chicken

[Manders]

iridium: a fucking retard.

[imopen2]

like wtf

[Kazekirimaru]

bitches be trippin

[Mcdonalds]

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks

[Manders]

Hard core.

[Mcdonalds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-l-c3rTlnE

[Manders]

Hey! I'm neither of those.

[Mcdonalds]

never said you were

[Neo Metal Sonic]

Heya Manders, what's up?

[Mcdonalds]

There are many different kinds of bitches in this world

some pack themselves sauerkraut, some pack sausage

Some try and pack both, fail and end up mutilating their sausage or sewing their sauerkraut together to look like sausage

[Mcdonalds]

I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world

or more mindless blathering

[Manders]

never said you were

*AHEM*

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks

Heya Manders, what's up?

Not much! How's it going with you?

[quote="Lord_Mcdonalds » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:59 pm":
1f1wz5qz]I'm not sure what the last part of that statement has to do with the rest, but if you really look into it, one can find the truth in the world

or more mindless blathering[/quote]
Mindless blathering.
Definitely.
Definitely mindless blathering.

[Kazekirimaru]

sauerkraut and sausage can coexist peacefully

[Manders]

Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.

[Mcdonalds]

sometimes you can mix sausage in sauerkraut, a 2 for 1 even.

This metaphor is definitely going places, I can feel it

[Manders]

I'm sauerkrautist as fuck.

[Mcdonalds]

Sauerkraut is nasty. GO BACK TO GERMANY, YOU FUCKING NAZI.

Used to go to high school with a guy who would yell "SHUT UP YOU NAZI JEW BASTARD" without a single shred of irony.

Also would routinely threaten to show me his stomach multiple times..not sure why exactly.

[Manders]

He probably had a six pack and thought that made him superior to all other males.

Lunkhead.

[Manders]

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.

[Mcdonalds]

That guy was basically a mexican golf ball in appearance

[Mcdonalds]

mexican golf ball with a manga or comic book plastered to his face

[Kazekirimaru]

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.

I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.

at least one

[Neo Metal Sonic]

Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?

[Mcdonalds]

Are you, Kaze?

[Mcdonalds]

We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

[Manders]

Besides, "Nazi Jew" is an oxymoron.

I'm sure there are some jewish neo-nazis in existence.

at least one

That person is an oxymoron, then.

Just watching that pokemon crazy stream, and you?

Just enjoying my night off work!

We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

You fucking bully.

[Kazekirimaru]

We've not only ninja'd NMS, we've made her post seem nonsensical

Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.