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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:00 am

insert a flip table motion and thats pretty accurate

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:01 am

It was on that day I found out what the houston food park was..and that there was food truck that served tempura fried oreos

It was a good day

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:02 am

They have those?

Woah.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:02 am

They tasted like funnel cake stuffed with oreo

They looked like rocky mountain oysters according to an onlooker

If you don't know what a rocky mountain oyster is...thats a good thing.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:07 am


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They give you heart disease by merely looking at them

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:08 am

I warn you, that may be the most volatile, toxic image I have foisted upon this forum.

I may have gone too far.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:11 am

they look amazing
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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:13 am

It was also there I observed someone eating a donut bacon cheeseburger (IE a luther burger), it was literally the most hideous thing I've witnessed (seriously it looked fucking disgusting).

Apparently it wasn't bad though

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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:19 pm

I would eat that.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:50 pm

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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:51 pm

Pretty sure America accounts for about half of that human weight.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:51 pm

You know that sheep outnumber humans in New Zealand 7:1? True story.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:51 pm

You're all fat.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:56 pm

You know that sheep outnumber humans in New Zealand 7:1? True story.
yeah the amount of sheep shit is actually dangerous over there, the air is toxic in some areas
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:57 pm

Pretty sure America accounts for about half of that human weight.
this is wrong. not only a trite jab but also wrong in this case.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:57 pm

ya fat fucker
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:59 pm

I'm not fat, I'm just a giant.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:59 pm

3/3, easy.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:01 pm

I'm pretty sure you're not fat. People who keep fish are generally healthier than average. Not to mention keeping fish helps your cholesterol. But your compatriots are dragging you down.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:04 pm

I'm not fat but I am not the twig I used to be either

desk job + mtgo and video games = out of shape Kaitscralt
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:10 pm

I like how the guy from xkcd was smart enough to just put mammals in the chart and ignore insects
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:17 pm

Kaitcralt is in denial

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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:28 pm

I'm not fat but I am not the twig I used to be either

desk job + mtgo and video games = out of shape Kaitscralt
Not coincidentally, all this started when your fish caught on fire.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:29 pm

I like how the guy from xkcd was smart enough to just put mammals in the chart and ignore insects
Ants outweigh everything.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:33 pm

The amazing 600 pound man
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:34 pm

The amazing 600 pound man
:hi:
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:35 pm

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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:40 pm

That's not what I needed
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:41 pm

jabba the hut's mother
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:42 pm

:jabba:
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Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:42 pm

It really is quite sickening.
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:44 pm

I was eating a homage sausage egg biscuit and now I can't fucking eat it. Goddammit stardust
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:45 pm

Homage?
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Postby TubeHunter » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:48 pm

Lol, homemade.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:48 pm

I can't find a good image for that. Seems people rarely pay tribute to the glory of sausage.
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Postby Stardust » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:49 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:51 pm

I can't find a good image for that. Seems people rarely pay tribute to the glory of sausage.
pay homage?
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:51 pm

that picture offended me on so many levels
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Postby Kaitscralt » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:52 pm

mostly that someone was in the room to take it because you know they got eaten after
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Postby rezombad » Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:00 pm

mostly that someone was in the room to take it because you know they got eaten after
To be eaten by that would imply that you were caught by it. And if you get caught by it, you deserve to be eaten. Who can't hold their vomit for the 5 seconds it takes to get out of the creatures reach?
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
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