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Postby Dechs Kaison » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:55 pm

I dare ask what an EDH player is called?
LMD said we're Mongols.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:57 pm

Must be because we knocked down his shitty wall
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:58 pm

Damn right we did. The wall between awesome power cards and fun!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:59 pm

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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:59 pm

non sanctioned caj shit doesn't get a name
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Postby DroppinSuga » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:02 pm

Psh. EDH Master race.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:04 pm

Sig heil.
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Postby Dechs Kaison » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:06 pm

I need an image of the letters EDH, except with the H replaced by a swastika.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:08 pm

ask kaze
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Postby Self Medicated » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:26 pm

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.
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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:35 pm

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm

laying it on a bit thick this afternoon

i guess madding has to make up for all the patty-cake he's been playing with james
Remember how crappy "nice guy Madding" was though? We don't want him to go back to that.

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Postby Self Medicated » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.
My wife would have kicked me to the curb if I tried to pull that kind of bullshit.
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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm

Then the universe sent Madding a message in the form of bad car-ma.

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:37 pm

zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now
Zem is always trading up. He's like a reverse-Talore in that sense.

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Postby Second Harkius » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:39 pm

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.
1. Your wife and family must never come before your hobbies

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Postby hamfactorial » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:44 pm

Thou shalt force Red

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:58 pm

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:21 pm

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.
That's one of the most mind-boggling stuff I've read in years, a real piece of art.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:35 pm

zem abandoned me too guys

i'm one of the scrumpers now
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:37 pm

To answer your question, madding is very pretty, but yeah needs fox ears.
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Postby zemanjaski » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:41 pm

1. Deceiver Exarch
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3. ?????
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:30 am

Thou shalt scrump.
Thy neckbeard shalt go forth and prosper.
Thou shalt have no other gods before Legacy.
Thou shalt give no fucks about personal hygiene.
Thou shalt fap FURIOUSLY to burn lists (except ham).

I got five. Somebody finish off the 10 Neckbeard Commandments.
Truck not munky
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:34 am

Thou shall hold great contempt for those that don't worship CS 1.6

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:55 am

FoS hate Todd Anderson because it's like looking in the mirror

"How did he do it without her divorcing him?"
The SCG article where Anderson throws tantrum after tantrum until his wife gives into his neckbeard demands of being a borderline destitute "pro mtg player" is priceless.
That's one of the most mind-boggling stuff I've read in years, a real piece of art.

Todd Anderson's piece is basically the entitlement generation at its worst.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:55 am

He's worse than the worst red scrumper here.

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Postby Second Harkius » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:56 am

And yet people still read his stuff on SCG as if an entitled manchild who verbally cowed his wife into giving up her dreams so he could live his own childish one is a person worth listening to.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:04 am

:tomato:

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Postby redthirst » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:08 am

Back in the day redthirst used to be able to run the DTR trolls off his land but now there's nobody to man the shotgun.
I can't count on y'all to do one thing while I'm gone.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:11 am

The clan has lost its way
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Postby redthirst » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:14 am

I blame Dane.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

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I love the D...

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Postby Purp » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:23 am

Thou shall hold great contempt for those that don't worship CS 1.6

1.5 much better. nub.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:28 am

I guess I could travel to the us for GPs but is rather save for a ring; I guess the alternative is just to win a GP. Yeah, that seems fine.
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:31 am

Yo redthirst.
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