Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

[( G_R )]

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

Someone write me a manual on how to make good posts in this style

1. Don't try too hard.
2. Post whatever comes to your head.
3. Don't try too hard.
4. Don't try too hard.
5. Don't try too hard.
6. Don't try too hard.
7. Don't try too hard.

[Checkbox]

So what you are saying, is that I should Live Free?

[Stardust]

That's the only other option from what I've heard.

[Thrillho]

I think what he's saying is that you should die hard.

[Kaitscralt]

I bet our new hires would be more willing to read the work procedures if we wrote them like that. Hmm...

How to use a bandsaw
1) Don't cut your fingers off.
2) Put the piece in the hydraulic vise and close the vice.
3) Don't squish your fingers off.
4) Start the blade and lower it to begin cutting.
5) Don't cut your fingers off.
6) Sit in the chair for about half an hour, conversing with whoever happens to walk by.
7) When the cut is complete, take the piece out and do it all again. This will be your life for the next several days, so get comfortable and don't cut your fingers off.

you forgot the part where they ask if you want it toasted

[Stardust]

Always get it toasted.

[( G_R )]

Toast it ever get it

[Mcdonalds]

Makes the lettuce and tomatos taste like shit IMO if you toast it

[( G_R )]

They're supposed to toast it before adding the vegetables. Don't tell me that they don't know that up north.

[Kaitscralt]

they do

[Mcdonalds]

Yeah it still makes them taste like shit

[Checkbox]

Yeah I like the bread toasted and nothing else

[Mcdonalds]

Jimmy johns is alright, mostly because their radio ads are amusing

[( G_R )]

Subway ran Jimmy Johns out of business over here

[Checkbox]

Mexico has no market for a gringo name like "Jimmy"

[Checkbox]

In the third world you can at least appreciate public transport

[( G_R )]

Mexico has no market for a gringo name like "Jimmy"

Tell that to the 10 Jimmies I know. Keith would be pushing it, though.

[Checkbox]

Do your friends called Jimmy sell sandwiches successfully?

also I understand my name is terrible, but its not like I made that decision myself

[( G_R )]

Well, to be honest, most of those guys are probably named Jaime and everyone just call them Jimmy. At least one of them is a Jimmy for sure.

[( G_R )]

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José

[( G_R )]

Lots of people call me George.

[( G_R )]

They pronounce it as Yorch, though.

[Blackhound]

Your tits.

[Blackhound]

Show them to me.

[Checkbox]

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José

so in Mexico, you call Joseph "Hoe" (phonetically)

[donasdux]

[Checkbox]

This is awesome

[( G_R )]

I wasn't saying that your name is terrible, just that it's really foreign sounding here. For example Joe is known to be short for Joseph and that in turn is known to be the English version of José

so in Mexico, you call Joseph "Hoe" (phonetically)

Yo

[Checkbox]

Do you say "Yo-say" or "Ho-say"

[Stardust]

The second one.

Yo se, yo se...

[Stardust]

En serio? Dices J como Y? Sale de la ciudad!

[hamfactorial]

Jajajaja

[Stardust]

I don't know about Puerto Ricans, but everywhere I'm aware of is strait j to h. The weird one is the y sound which some pronounce more like a j.

Jo no sé.

[Stardust]

no day shall go by

[( G_R )]

Tienen razón

[( G_R )]

Puerto Ricans screw up the Rs...

[( G_R )]

Puelto Rico

[hamfactorial]

I played a dude on MTGO with the user name erre_con_erre, which I recognized from a verbal exercise I learned in high school Spanish class.

Erre con erre cigarro
Erre con erre barril
Rapido corren los carros
Cargados de azucar al ferrocarril

[Thrillho]

Today I tried to teach a manual process using only words because the software out client needs us to use to annotate things before being brought to the FDA doesn't work on anything other than internet explorer and we all have macs.

[Thrillho]

90% of the demonstration was a bunch of dudes older than me telling me how stupid this all sounded like they were middle schoolers in a math class. Unlike a middle school teacher, I told them they were right and then shrugged my shoulders and went back to the lesson.