Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[rezombad]

[Pendulum]

What a Machiavellian countenance.

[Kazekirimaru]

Does anyone have a Modern deck I can borrow on MTGO for the MOCS?

I asked FOS since they actually play Magic but naturally all 20 of them ignored my post.

To be fair only like six of us play MGTO regularly and maybe two play Modern on there.

Also we hate you. <3

[Kazekirimaru]

Did anyone else's Hardee's franchise in their town turn into a Hardee's/Red Burrito combination restaurant recently?

Mine did. I tried it today and it was pretty mediocre. Basically Del Taco except I can't buy half the menu with the change in my ashtray.

[Pendulum]

You have Hardee's!?!!?!?!?

[Pendulum]

Does anyone have a Modern deck I can borrow on MTGO for the MOCS?

I asked FOS since they actually play Magic but naturally all 20 of them ignored my post.

To be fair only like six of us play MGTO regularly and maybe two play Modern on there.

Also we hate you. <3

Good, good. Excellent ebj. Now tell him you're worried about him.

[Pendulum]

You have an ashtray!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Kazekirimaru]

You have Hardee's!?!!?!?!?

Is this exciting?

[Kazekirimaru]

You have an ashtray!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I can understand the fervor in your response here, though.

[Pendulum]

You have Hardee's!?!!?!?!?

Is this exciting?

Oh yes, over here there was this huge purge of Hardee's back in the 90's yet. Sucked 'cuz no one did grease like they could.

[Kazekirimaru]

I'd happily trade it for a White Castle or In n Out or something. But I guess that's just a case of me wanting something I rarely have. The grass is always greener and all that.

[Kazekirimaru]

Hardee's "Six dollar thickburger" is actually almost six dollars now.

[Pendulum]

The grease is always greasier, you mean.

[rezombad]

in n out > hardees.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Black Hat: How to create a massive DDoS botnet using cheap online ads
JavaScript in online ads can zombify browsers to carry out denial of service attacks
By Tim Greene, Network World
August 01, 2013 02:28 PM ET


Network World - Las Vegas -- The bad news is if you click on the wrong online ad, your browser can be immediately enlisted in a botnet carrying out a denial of service attack to take down Web sites.

The good news is that as soon as you move on to another Web site, the browser is released with no harm done, according to researchers who revealed the hack at the Black Hat security conference.

“Who’s problem is this?” says Jeremiah Grossman, CEO of White Hat Labs and one of the researchers. “Browsers? Ad networks? Who fixes this?”

GROWING THREAT: Shorter, higher-speed DDoS attacks on the rise, Arbor Networks says

MORE BLACK HAT: Top 20 hack-attack tools

nQUIZ: Black Hat's most notorious incidents

The bot-herding scheme relies on the fact that when a browser connects to a Web site, the site has near-complete control of the browser for as long as it’s on that page. It can run code from HTML to JavaScript in the browser that can set off a whole string of possible attacks, he says.

In the case of creating an on-the-fly botnet, Grossman and his associate Matt Johansen placed JavaScript within ads that they placed on Web pages via an advertising network. They paid to have the ad garner a certain number of clicks. The cost of a million-browser botnet is about $150, he says.

The JavaScript made the hijacked browser make repeated requests to a target Web server in an effort to overwhelm it. For the test it was the researchers’ own Apache server hosted in the Amazon cloud.

Each browser could generate six HTML requests at a time due to a connection limit set in the browser in order to maintain performance and stability. If the JavaScript instructed that
the browsers make FTP requests instead, the number jumps to 100 requests or more, Grossman says.

“To scale [the botnet] up you need to get a lot of browsers running it,” he says.

Adding arbitrary JavaScript to ads is easy to do and in the experience of the researchers wasn’t checked very closely by the ad network. To make it more convenient to change the malicious script, rather than placing the script itself in the ad, they put in the script source. That way they could alter the script on their own servers and have the changes picked up by the ad without having to deal with the ad network again, Johansen says.

The researchers paid the ad network to distribute their ad and within 18 hours it was generating 8.1 million requests to the server coming in fast enough to take it down. That was using HTTP requests six at a time without using the FTP bypass, Grossman says. Since the users whose browsers were enlisted to the botnet were unwitting, they didn’t want to make any changes to the browsers, he says.


The upside for attackers is that the botnet is random with no command-and-control server that defenders could take down. Grossman says he is uncertain whether it would be possible forensically to track down the ad at the center of such a botnet and ultimately track it to the individuals who bought the ad. “You could be tracked by who paid for the guilty ad,” he says.

Ad blockers that are used to speed up the loading of Web pages and make them less annoying to users could become a security tool if this technique catches on, Grossman says, but he didn’t have a way to stop such attacks. “We used the way the Web works and took down our own server,” he says.

http://www.networkworld.com/news/2013/0 ... tml?page=2

[rezombad]

I wish I was able to go to defcon. My boss is out of town so I can't get paid until monday.

[( G_R )]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Wait, you are accusing me of uploading the Hanson bro pic?

Nope. Didn't do it. You'll have to take my word for it.

[ExarionUniverse1]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Wait, you are accusing me of uploading the Hanson bro pic?

Nope. Didn't do it. You'll have to take my word for it.

thats the issue hermano I can't ..

[Pendulum]

Could make a request to tinypic about it if you're that dedicated.

[ExarionUniverse1]

I wish I was able to go to defcon. My boss is out of town so I can't get paid until monday.

next one is going to be great

[Checkbox]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Wait, you are accusing me of uploading the Hanson bro pic?

Nope. Didn't do it. You'll have to take my word for it.

thats the issue hermano I can't ..

shut the fuck up

[( G_R )]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Wait, you are accusing me of uploading the Hanson bro pic?

Nope. Didn't do it. You'll have to take my word for it.

thats the issue hermano I can't ..

And I don't care.

[ExarionUniverse1]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Wait, you are accusing me of uploading the Hanson bro pic?

Nope. Didn't do it. You'll have to take my word for it.[/
quote]


thats the issue hermano I can't ..

And I don't care.

consensus and ceasefire then?



Checkbox : you checkered soul

[Tom Servo]

Black Hat: How to create a massive DDoS botnet using cheap online ads
JavaScript in online ads can zombify browsers to carry out denial of service attacks
By Tim Greene, Network World
August 01, 2013 02:28 PM ET


Network World - Las Vegas -- The bad news is if you click on the wrong online ad, your browser can be immediately enlisted in a botnet carrying out a denial of service attack to take down Web sites.

The good news is that as soon as you move on to another Web site, the browser is released with no harm done, according to researchers who revealed the hack at the Black Hat security conference.

“Who’s problem is this?” says Jeremiah Grossman, CEO of White Hat Labs and one of the researchers. “
Browsers? Ad networks? Who fixes this?”

GROWING THREAT: Shorter, higher-speed DDoS attacks on the rise, Arbor Networks says

MORE BLACK HAT: Top 20 hack-attack tools

QUIZ: Black Hat's most notorious incidents

The bot-herding scheme relies on the fact that when a browser connects to a Web site, the site has near-complete control of the browser for as long as it’s on that page. It can run code from HTML to JavaScript in the browser that can set off a whole string of possible attacks, he says.

In the case of creating an on-the-fly botnet, Grossman and his associate Matt Johansen placed JavaScript within ads that they placed on Web pages via an advertising network. They paid to have the ad garner a certain number of clicks. The cost of a million-browser botnet is about $150, he says.

The JavaScript made the hijacked browser make repeated requests to a target Web server in an effort to overwhelm it. For the test it was the researchers’ own Apache server hosted in the Amazon cloud.

Each
browser could generate six HTML requests at a time due to a connection limit set in the browser in order to maintain performance and stability. If the JavaScript instructed that the browsers make FTP requests instead, the number jumps to 100 requests or more, Grossman says.

“To scale [the botnet] up you need to get a lot of browsers running it,” he says.

Adding arbitrary JavaScript to ads is easy to do and in the experience of the researchers wasn’t checked very closely by the ad network. To make it more convenient to change the malicious script, rather than placing the script itself in the ad, they put in the script source. That way they could alter the script on their own servers and have the changes picked up by the ad without having to deal with the ad network again, Johansen says.

The researchers paid the ad network to distribute their ad and within 18 hours it was generating 8.1 million requests to the server coming in fast enough to take it down. That was using HTTP requests six at a time
without using the FTP bypass, Grossman says. Since the users whose browsers were enlisted to the botnet were unwitting, they didn’t want to make any changes to the browsers, he says.

The upside for attackers is that the botnet is random with no command-and-control server that defenders could take down. Grossman says he is uncertain whether it would be possible forensically to track down the ad at the center of such a botnet and ultimately track it to the individuals who bought the ad. “You could be tracked by who paid for the guilty ad,” he says.

Ad blockers that are used to speed up the loading of Web pages and make them less annoying to users could become a security tool if this technique catches on, Grossman says, but he didn’t have a way to stop such attacks. “We used the way the Web works and took down our own server,” he says.

http://www.networkworld.com/news/2013/0 ...
tml?page=2

[Kazekirimaru]

Checkbox : you checkered soul

Shit, bro. Shit.

You're laying down the insults something fierce.

[Tom Servo]

Onar spits hot fire

[Col. Khaddafi]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=85729#p85729:16iftgc1]ExarionUniverse1 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:02 pm[/url:16iftgc1]":16iftgc1]
N_S : I know right ? But the joke is on you because DTR drama is daily.
[/quote:16iftgc1]
I dunno man, I thought your recent Magecraft drama was pretty hilarious, specially that bit about people begging you to delete their accounts from the site and your replies about how you won't do it under any circumstances.

My favorite is still that cross-site DTR/Magecraft drama where Yomako was too shy about telling you that he wasn't willing to be a mod on your site and you insisting so much to the point that the poor guy had to make up a story about people from DTR sending terrorist threats to around 100 persons on Magecraft injunctioning them to stop supporting MTGS OR ELSE...

Tires all around!

[Tom Servo]

I wish someone would choke this clerk. So far she sings out of tune, wants a cheeseburger like I didn't already know, and has said 'you're going to make me "defend" for myself?'

[Tom Servo]

She thinks she's being cute.

[Tom Servo]

When really she's a dumb, tone deaf whore

[iamabadman]

Also iirc Onar's just the skinniest dude evah.

skype webcam giveaway?


N_S : I know right ? But the joke is on you because DTR drama is daily.

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

jesus fucking christ onar shut the fuck up you fucking commie cunt. boo fucking hoo your in a wheelchair. wheelchaired people can do stuff, so go out and do something. stop being a fucking retarded baby. i'd say trust me that gr didnt hack anything but you are too much of a fucktard
to understand this you shit stain. dont like posting here? dont like reading what we say? DONT LIKE THE FUCKING SITE? THEN STOP COMING TO THE SITE! EASY MOTHERFUCKING PEEASY DUMBASS!

[Col. Khaddafi]

wow that's one badman post I'm not touching.

[iamabadman]

i mad. sorry. i mad

[Col. Khaddafi]

No need to apologize. I like it, it expresses your deeper, inner emotions, good job.

[iamabadman]

better then madding beating his sock gf, his real gf to to fat to hit

[Kaitscralt]

Trade Onar for Daniel

A life for a life

[iamabadman]

and now its fantasy forums

[Kazekirimaru]

better then madding beating his sock gf, his real gf to to fat to hit

Oh, you.

You're such a bad guy.

[Mcdonalds]

bad hairy house pet, bad

[Corruption Watch]

G_R : still need to prove your claims that it was someone else who uploaded photo . your a gifted tech , you can prove it.

Echoing everyone else, why do you care? You're leaving the site, remember?