Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:36 am

You guys are good guys.
contrary to popular belief we are actually supportive of "our own"

(don't tell anyone though)
it would undermine our lack of credibility

I guess I should say, "it would devouring strossus our lack of credibility"

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:37 am

I've known Baguy for 7 years and he still is talking about the fat ex that broke him

His username before that was i am a good man

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:38 am

Yeah, I was gonna make some comment about our hive of scum and villainy but went with being bad advice duck instead. Considering that "you guys are good guys" is like the epitome, nay, the heart and soul of drunkpost, I believe I went with the correct choice.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:41 am

I've known Baguy for 7 years and he still is talking about the fat ex that broke him

His username before that was i am a good man

There's gotta be a yo momma joke in there somewhere. Yo momma so fat she broke my chair and my spirit," perhaps?

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:41 am

I've known Baguy for 7 years and he still is talking about the fat ex that broke him

His username before that was i am a good man

She must have been one helluva woman

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:43 am

Now I wonder what this recent thread would look like on sally.

Nevermind.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:44 am

everybody has at least one bad relationship

Well it's kind of tough in this town. You know? Because this particular town happens to be dry. Why? Because all the smart, pretty girls move away from crappy two-bit towns like this and go on and live their great lives... and have great success. While people like me, who have some integrity and loyalty, stick with this town... fighting the good fight. In a way I am a hero... I'm
like a sexless John Glenn.

stealing quotes is forbidden. DING DONG BANNU!!!!!!!!

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAX6thyX8Rs&t=2m11s

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:46 am

click it

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:46 am

Lolfun.
Did... did you just use the phrase "rape tree"?!?! Christ, Dude. Infraction issues.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:50 am

Talking about drinking? This is a kids site.
-Fracture issued

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:52 am

Please refrain about telling us about the hot tub. Warning issued.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:53 am

Please refrain about telling us about the hot tub. Warning issued.

This is not the forum for issuing warnings.

-Flatulence Issued

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:53 am

I'm sending goons to your house, that's how bad this conversation has gotten. Fair warning issued to thee, says I.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:54 am

Please refrain about telling us about the hot tub. Warning issued.
This is not the forum for issuing warnings.

-Flatulence Issued

Please do not abuse mod text. Infractionception issued.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:55 am

Ah well, I gotta get goin', Kaze you take care of yourself and if you need anything think of me.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:58 am

Please refrain about telling us about the hot tub. Warning issued.
This is not the forum for issuing warnings.

-Flatulence Issued
Please do not abuse mod text. Infractionception issued.

.txet dom esuba ton od esaelP
-Reflection Issued.

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:24 am

What is all this nigger shit

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:47 am

What is all this nigger shit

RACIST IS FORBIDDENED. DING DONG BANNU!

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:04 am

Everyone in this thread has a signature too large. Infractions will be issued

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:17 am

All text in this thread has been determined to be code for censor evading words

-The forum will be deleted to prevent further rule-breaking

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 5:56 am

ben affleck is going to play Batman in the Superman sequel

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 6:17 am

ben affleck is going to play Batman in the Superman sequel

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:30 am

That's fucked up

Captain Murphy · Postby **Captain Murphy** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:59 pm

Holy shit lol he seems like the kinda guy to play in the bad superhero movie knock off joke movie

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:51 pm

That's because he did -- it's called Daredevil.

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:21 pm

Am I the only one hoping to see Matt Damon as Robin in this? I think that would be hilarious.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:22 pm

black kingpin was the best and only good character in the movie

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:26 pm

black kingpin was the best and only good character in the movie

Even he was badly written though. You think Kingpin would put up with that shit Bullseye was pulling with his martini's olive?

rezombad · Postby **rezombad** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:27 pm

People actually remember parts of that movie? Interesting.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:28 pm

Whoops! I mean

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:29 pm

Am I the only one hoping to see Matt Damon as Robin in this? I think that would be hilarious.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:55 pm

Whoops! I mean

slammin salmon was hilarious

it's a shame people only know Broken Lizard for Super Troopers

Sir Sapphire the 3rd · Postby **Sir Sapphire the 3rd** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:57 pm

ben affleck is going to play Batman in the Superman sequel

next villain is cockknocker

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:53 pm

Users browsing this forum: ( G_R ), [someone in hidden mode] and 0 guests

After posting a link to this thread, I expected at least a couple guests.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:06 pm

black kingpin was the best and only good character in the movie
Even he was badly written though. You think Kingpin would put up with that shit Bullseye was pulling with his martini's olive?

WHO GIVES A FUCK BLACK KINGPIN

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:15 pm

Am I the only one hoping to see Matt Damon as Robin in this? I think that would be hilarious.

Kevin Smith already released that movie.

Postby **Stardust** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:44 pm

WHO GIVES A FUCK BLACK KINGPIN

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:49 pm

DO NOT DIS THE BEN AFFLECK. EVERYBODY IS DING DONG BANNU'D!

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:52 pm

Again with the hipster neckbeard unspoilered!

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