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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:11 am

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value,
break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.
The laws of Physics?

I'm curious.
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:12 am

How many men are in a run-of-the-mill bukkake machine?
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:21 am

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Postby Pendulum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:23 am

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
nOh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.
The laws of Physics?

I'm curious.
Rapists coming under locked doors or otherwise mysteriously appearing out of thin air in secure rooms, or coming in through air ducting only a few inches in diameter, or having acrobatic skills that would make a ninja look awkward by comparison, or spending obscene amounts of time and money in their quest to force their alleged victim into a situation where they were vulnerable. Stuff like that. Then there's the flip side, the alleged victim doing something out of character/impossible like "I drove three hundred miles, got into a bar even though I'm only 14, got raped in the bathroom, then drove home, all under two hours."
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Postby Pendulum » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:46 am

10-12
I have determined that 9 minutes to answer this question was the perfect amount of time. Just long enough to make me think you actually googled it.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:49 am

my dick hurts
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Postby DroppinSuga » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:50 am

my dick hurts
If you'd pull it out of baguy's ass once in a while, it would probably not hurt so much.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:50 am

it hurts so good
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Postby Checkbox » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:51 am

does baguy think so?
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:24 am

Suga is not allowed to thank or be thanked foreverhence, as he has achieved thank-stasis.
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:36 am

How many men are in a run-of-the-mill bukkake machine?

ask your mom

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:37 am

How many men are in a run-of-the-mill bukkake machine?

ask your mom
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Postby iamabadman » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:37 am

does baguy think so?

rape is not funny

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Postby Yannaria » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:44 am

Well, I mean, it is a very clear tryhard, and it does reference something personal of mine so it gave me that ol' attention-whore-feelgood; it was successful. Where he fucked up is calling me by my slave name, which, as you say, is where the social scale comes into play.
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:53 am

Rape cave is interesting today...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:59 am

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have experienced this
kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.
The laws of Physics?

Did you ever work at or go to a camp called "Herzl camp?"
I'm curious.
Rapists coming under locked doors or otherwise mysteriously appearing out of thin air in secure rooms, or coming in through air ducting only a few inches in diameter, or having acrobatic skills that would make a ninja look awkward by comparison, or spending obscene amounts of time and money in their quest to force their alleged victim into a situation where they were vulnerable. Stuff like that. Then there's the flip side, the alleged victim doing something out of character/impossible like "I drove
three hundred miles, got into a bar even though I'm only 14, got raped in the bathroom, then drove home, all under two hours."
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:00 am

Well that was qeird
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:02 am

I hate to be a pessimist, or to say something that might sound offensive, but there is a staggering number of people in the world who are capable of making up claims that they have been sexually assaulted, for all kinds of reasons. While some of these individuals almost certainly have
experienced this kind of terrible tragedy, I think that it would be naive to assume that everyone on the internet who claims to have been a victim actually is.
Oh God yeah. Even pre-internet faking a rape was an easy way to get attention. I've known some people who have told stories that, if taken at face value, break the laws of physics and/or the flow of time.
The laws of Physics?

I'm curious.
Rapists coming under locked doors or otherwise mysteriously appearing out of thin air in secure rooms, or coming in through air ducting only a few inches in diameter, or having acrobatic skills that would make a ninja look awkward by comparison, or spending obscene amounts of time and money in their quest to force their alleged victim into a situation where they were vulnerable. Stuff like that. Then there's the flip side, the alleged victim doing something out of character/impossible like "I drove three hundred miles, got into a bar even though I'
m only 14, got raped in the bathroom, then drove home, all under two hours."
Did you ever work/go to a camp called "herzl camp?"
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Corruption Watch » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:07 am

Rape cave is interesting today...
What's happening G_R?
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Postby Checkbox » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:21 am

Rape. In a cave.
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Get the hairbrush out of your ear and put it in your ass where it belongs, then try again

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Postby Checkbox » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:22 am

That's not funny.
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Postby rezombad » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:23 am

"Anyone who could claim that an attack of this staggering scale could be contrived or fabricated needs to check their conscience and their own moral compass,"

-John Kerry
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Corruption Watch » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:28 am

That's not funny.
Poor taste but meant in good humour.

:smileup:
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:39 am

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Postby imopen2 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:54 am

That's not funny.
Poor taste but meant in good humour.

:smileup:
this isn't a news report, you are breaking character
Kijin Zabuza: My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard
Kijin Zabuza: And they're like, "Oh **** he has cards"
TwinBGenerationX: damn right
TwinBGenerationX: I wanna trade cards I could trade you, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!

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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:05 am

That's not funny.
Poor taste but meant in good humour.

:smileup:
this isn't a news report, you are breaking character
CORRUPTION ALERT

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Postby rezombad » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:16 am

I want an ice cream sammich now.
You post on dtr? Cool? Honestly, I don't know who posts there and who doesn't.
I actually read that site quite a bit but its mostly because a lot of the people I used to interact with on MTGS are over there.
It should be a privilege to post here

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Postby Corruption Watch » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:22 am

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Guests are in cahoots. It's a conspiracy!
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Postby Tom Servo » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:35 am

Free at last
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
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Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
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Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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i'm watching jem and the holograms and doing weighted push ups.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:42 am

central time obv.

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Postby Tom Servo » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:43 am

You're doing too many drugs. Or not enough. Something.
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:43 am

Buy steroids
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Tom Servo » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:43 am

Life is too short not to cheat
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:44 am

Buy steroids
nah man life is too short not to sweat.

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Postby Thrillho » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:46 am

when you take that weight off, you feel that saiyan blood coursing through you.

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Postby Tom Servo » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:52 am

That's why they make bath salts
Eric, Ren and Jensen were activists
Heads loaded with theory, their hearts are filled with passion
Shared the same left wing politics
Liked the same music, they were part of the protest movement
Now, Anna presented herself as a feminist
Studied the way they talked and dressed
Fashioned herself an anarchist
Eric fell in love with Anna at the meeting of the crime think conference
He didn't know it but Anna was an FBI informant


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