Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Pendulum]

[Captain Murphy]

You can have sex with meth for 15 bucks?

[Pendulum]

LOL

[Pendulum]

just big no pr0n :(

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[Captain Murphy]

LOL

[Second Harkius]

So I deleted the Servo picture of the penis because:

A) Corruption
B) Timid sensibilities
C) Image leeching
D) Posting skinned genitalia is a step too far even for this place

[Captain Murphy]

We do use uni servers so violence, rape and corruption along with terrorism is allowed but no bits that billions of people have

[Second Harkius]

We do use uni servers so violence, rape and corruption along with terrorism is allowed but no bits that billions of people have

Considering the former four things are never seriously advocated by any one of us and a picture of a skinned penis is a far cry from a Michelangelo sculpture, I'd say yes.

[Second Harkius]

We have a dream of getting a spoiler card one day, even if it's some 12th pick common.

[Pendulum]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

[Kazekirimaru]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Jimmy Dean Sausage

[Pendulum]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT

Now THAT is how you ragepost. Starting to type the response before you even hit the caps lock key is pretty epic.

[imopen2]

Also every day my job tries to find new and interesting ways to fuck me over.

I tend not to read your posts so I probably missed your answer or I will miss your answer this time but have you ever worked at/gone to a camp called "Herzl camp?"

Lol, alright I'll go ahead and waste a little time.

Yes, I know of Herzl camp, but
have never been and don't really know what it's about. Also too lazy to google.

It's a Jewish summer camp on devil's lake in Webster Wisconsin that I attended from 2000-2005

[Second Harkius]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT

Now THAT is how you ragepost. Starting to type the response before you even hit the caps lock key is pretty epic.

Or he was getting angrier as he kept typing

[Pendulum]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT

Now THAT is how you ragepost. Starting to type the response before you even hit the caps lock key is pretty epic.

nOr he was getting angrier as he kept typing

Ah yes, I see. Too bad there's no uber-caps-lock key that you can hit when you're jimmies are at maximum rustle.

[Pendulum]

Also every day my job tries to find new and interesting ways to fuck me over.

I tend not to read your posts so I probably missed your answer or I will miss your answer this time but have you ever worked at/gone to a camp called "Herzl camp?"

Lol, alright I'
ll go ahead and waste a little time.

Yes, I know of Herzl camp, but have never been and don't really know what it's about. Also too lazy to google.

It's a Jewish summer camp on devil's lake in Webster Wisconsin that I attended from 2000-2005

Ah, I see. Our business doesn't really have any affiliations with any other campgrounds, so we don't really keep track of other ones. Sounds like a fascinating place though, go on.

[Kazekirimaru]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED
ME OF IT

Now THAT is how you ragepost. Starting to type the response before you even hit the caps lock key is pretty epic.

Or he was getting angrier as he kept typing

Ah yes, I see. Too bad there's no uber-caps-lock key that you can hit when you're jimmies are at maximum rustle.

I could utilize such a key.

[Kazekirimaru]

I think I got ~10 thanks from Pendulum today.

[Pendulum]

I think I got ~10 thanks from Pendulum today.

Back before you really came into the Blathering Thread, there was a running gag about my thanks/has thanked for the post parity, it used to be completely even and when I'd thank either Tom or Bhikku would thank my posts until it was correct again... but then rezombad started thanking for all the a posts in Blathering 3, and it's been off since then. I've kind of been in "thank anything I like" mode since then.

[Kazekirimaru]

Understandable.

I counted, by the way. Five, counting the last one.

[Pendulum]

A while a go I thought about designing a new type of keyboard specifically designed for posting on forums/social media sites. A Rage key seems like a good place to start.

[Tom Servo]

But I posted it for educational purposes. But I told everyone not to look.

[Mcdonalds]

It okay though, it will live on forever in Kaze's brain. Cannot be unseen.

i had forgotten until yOU FUCKERS REMINDED ME OF IT

What are your thoughts on pulled pork?

[Pendulum]

Understandable.

I counted, by the way. Five, counting the last one.

Apparently the path to getting thanked for the post is to just post the weirdest imaginable shit.

big image

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[Mcdonalds]

@Tom ,that's like telling people not to look up genital gangrene on google images

[Kazekirimaru]

@Tom ,that's like telling people not to look up genital gangrene on google images

Must...resist...

[Kazekirimaru]

I didn't resist.

[Pendulum]

But I posted it for educational purposes. But I told everyone not to look.

They did a study back in the 90's about the effectiveness of warning signs. I'm not going to pull up the actual report but the findings were, essentially, that the more obtrusive the warning, the higher the likelihood that people would disregard it. Their best finding was putting up a 3-D sign with a flashing red warning light and the words "DANGER, EXTREMELY HIGH VOLTAGE, YOU WILL DIE IF YOU OPEN THIS DOOR! WE ARE NOT KIDDING, YOU WILL DIE" still got something like a 20% open-the-door-anyway rate.

[Pendulum]

I didn't resist.

...you know, Kaze...

[Kazekirimaru]

Just kidding. <3

[Pendulum]

Although a good GIS for "the weirdest shit" is pretty good. Actually took me a minute to figure out why the image I posted came up.

[Tom Servo]

[Pendulum]

Also this:

[Tom Servo]

[Captain Murphy]

oh god mike tyson, how is that one brain cell you have left coming along?

[Captain Murphy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ngTBG2e0E

[Kazekirimaru]

poordog.jpg

Have you had a google image search tab with the query "naked people with pets" open all night or what?

[Tom Servo]

All these images have been uploaded from my computer. They're from any number of crazy image searches.

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[Tom Servo]

Also, I ate Thai food for three days and my butthole is paying the price