Dies to Removal

Well you started a new page. That's one way to do it.

I missed the animated gifs

I'll see what I can do

No one missed me, but I'm here anyway.

Wait, you were gone?

Such lurking

Liar.

This is the first time I use a real picture of me as my avatar.

My fucking curtains are in the pic, this is a breach of anonymity policies!

My fucking curtains are in the pic, this is a breach of anonymity policies!

QUICK, FIND THOSE CURTAINS AND GET HIM!!!!

Still here.

Don't let badman see that.

you mean checkbox. ive seen it

If that's not porn, my naked protestors did not deserve censorship!

vendorgate!

There's a thread here since all yesterday!

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3429

Also glad I took my lessons since the guttergate and screencapped shit since half of the tweets I 'capped have since been deleted

Onar, lol

Happy birthday Onar

Hello storyline forum!

So, Ulamog and Kozilek are dead? Apparently Jace and Friends' plan worked? I've enjoyed the storyline of this set so far, but can't believe they're actually destroyed. Something must have went wrong. I'm also just waiting for Ugin to show up with a big "What the fuck!?" but mostly I'm just waiting to see the continuation next week.

... Or maybe no one even knows what I'm talking about.

pending memberships

the stardusts

pending memberships

the stardusts

You're not worthy.

Rejecting your application is beneath me.

Also, KOZILEK IS DEAD! ULAMOG IS DEAD! DONT YOU CARE?

No. Should I?

Gideon: "Okay, guys, these Eldrazi have given us a lot of trouble in the past. Uhhh, do we think we should stand and fight here at Sea Gate to try to trap Ulamog, or should we retreat?"

everyone except Tazri: "I think we need to try to trap Ulamog here. We have more mana here."

Gideon: "Okay, uh, well, what we'll do: Jace will put up a holographic projection as a diagram of where the hedrons should go. Nissa, Munda, you'll direct Ashaya and our soldiers in excavating the hedrons and constructing pulleys to get them in place. Seble, you and the other skyriders will fly on mantas as scouts to warn us when Ulamog is getting in close. Once Ulamog comes, our armies will funnel him into the hedron ring. We'll just gather all the spawn and zone them with AoE so we won't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. We have to keep them together so we don't have to fight too many. Once Ulamog is inside the hedron ring, Munda will need to run in and close the hatch. If a hedron's out of alignment, Jace will enter Nissa's mind so he can share the hedron diagram telepathically with her and then scale it from its miniature form to full-size so we can see what's wrong. If we need to buy more time, I'll stand on a floating rock and punch Ulamog in the face to distract him. Of course, we don't want to do that if we don't have to. We'll be in trouble if we don't take Ulamog down quick. Feel it's a pretty good plan; we should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think, Jace? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?"

Jace: "Uh... yeah... give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, uh, repeating of course, percentage of survival."

Gideon: "That's a lot better than we usually do. Ready, guys?"

Kiora: "All right, land chums, let's do this! Remember this name. Soon, all of Zendikar will know it. KIIIOOORRRAAA ATUAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Nissa: "Oh my God, she just ran in."

Gideon: "Save her!"

[Disaster ensues]: "Oh, geez, stick to the plan!" / "Oh, Jesus!" / "Let's go, let's go!" / "Let's go!" / "Stick to the plan, chums!" / "Stick to the plan!" / "Oh, gee, oh, fuck!" / "Gimme a hedron! Hurry up!" / "I can't cast... I can't move. Am I lagging, guys? I can't move!" / "What the— what the hell?" / "I can't hedron." / "Oh my God." / "The Eldrazi keep respawning!" / "I don't think you can cast with that shit." / "Oh my God." / "We got 'em, we got 'em." / "I got it, I got it." / "Oh my God." / "I'm down, I'm down!" / "God damn it, Kiora!" / "God damn it." / "Kiora, you moron!" / "This is ridiculous." / "Dumbass." / "God damn it." / "Why do you do this shit, Kiora?" / "I'm trying... It's not my fault!" / "Where's the last hedron? We do have a hedron up, don't we?" / "Hedrons?" / "Oh, God." / "Oh, for f—" / "Great job!"

Jace: "Kiora, you are just stupid as hell!"

Kiora: "At least I have a Bident."

Beer

Leeeeeroy Jenkins!

I'm here to make the forum great again

You there, come to the fos thread and fighf me for it.

I'm here to make the forum great again

Good luck. God speed.

I love the again part.

Someone please write an article for the front page before it starts looking like GR's personal blog.

I'm here to make the forum great again

It's about damn time, you sonofawhore!!

Someone please write an article for the front page before it starts looking like GR's personal blog.

Dear Diary;

Why doesn't anyone like my stories?!

<3 GR

Just put my Arena wins on the front page. Everyone will be so impressed.

now have 2 pending memberships.

Cool! Put it on the front page!

Is it any surprise that the cheapest fruit (by the pound) that I can find in the supermarket in this country are bananas?

Uh, should it be? Banana's are pretty damn cheap even here, with most of them making the trip from Ecuador.

Another conspiracy set ?

Conspiracy 2: Banana Boogaloo.

Yeah bananas are a great source of magnesium, and they are pretty cheap since you can harvest them green and have them mature over a long trip by boat to the other end of the world.

Much better than apples and pears, only thing that reaches near are pineapples but they are more expensive, so there's that.