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Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:17 am**

i dont like mowing the lawn

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:47 am**

Nor do I

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:28 am**

hot day for winter

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:11 am**

find a new roommate, dude. this guy is a bum

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:42 am**

i dont like mowing the lawn

Something regarding your mother in an insulting sexual way

I can't be bothered honestly

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:26 pm**

i dont like mowing the lawn

I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:29 pm**

I just salt the earth

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:31 pm**

'Course, I'm also the guy who had to register his nettle and deadly nightshade crop with the city, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me.
Nettle salad is just the best.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:33 pm**

I just salt the earth

My neighbor a few houses down just put down gravel, turned his whole yard into one giant parking lot. Always puts Joplin in my head but definitely up for consideration.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:42 pm**

i dont like mowing the lawn
I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.

And here I thought just bitching about it was the best solution.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:47 pm**

My wrists are fucked after last nights show. Now excuse me while I brace myself for the masturbation jokes

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:31 pm**

Why'd you masturbate so much lolololololololol

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:34 pm**

Hope you're not using wrist braces

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:47 pm**

That's a lot of masturbation. Did you see Five Iron live or something?

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:48 pm**

You know, Tom, you don't have to be a freelance donkey puncher, there are other jobs out there.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:49 pm**

i dont like mowing the lawn
I've spent years cultivating this mix of grasses on my lawn specifically designed to keep it from growing too fast. Essentially, you put shade mix in the sunny areas and sunny mix in the shady areas.
And here I thought just bitching about it was the best solution.

The heart and soul of
grass-growing is talking about growing grass instead of smoking it.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:04 pm**

You ain't no punk you punk
You wanna talk about the real junk
If I ever slip, I'll be banned
'cause I'm your Garbageman.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:48 pm**

Don't let anyone tell you that Search Warrant is a useless card. A stack of them are currently being used to keep my roommate's kiln level.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:56 pm**

I DID IT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. ALSO I SAW THIS AND MY CAPSLOCK IS ON CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/BulbaNewsNOW/status ... 6639184896

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:59 pm**

These new mega evolutions open up a whole new world of min-maxing and spading. Which is more valuable, That leftovers or the mega stone? etc.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:33 pm**

I DID IT IN LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. ALSO I SAW THIS AND MY CAPSLOCK IS ON CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/BulbaNewsNOW/status ... 6639184896

So she finally evicted that fucker from her.

Posted: **Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:35 pm**

These new mega evolutions open up a whole new world of min-maxing and spading. Which is more valuable, That leftovers or the mega stone? etc.

you know you shit. nice.

FUCK YOU SAPHH KANGASKHAN IS UBERTIERS YOU CUNT. THIS BITCH ATTACKS TWICE.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:10 am**

Gotta love that Ferrothorn.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:29 am**

I better get a megamagikarp

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:13 am**

ive been playing monster hunter all day. grinding makes me angry

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:32 am**

ive been playing monster hunter all day. grinding makes me angry

try mowing the lawn

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:37 am**

I DID THAT YOU FUCKER

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:57 pm**

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:04 pm**

post

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Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:09 pm**

I lol'd

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:12 pm**

Very nice

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:16 pm**

for the dragon!

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:26 pm**

I lol'd

Once you've mastered Google Image Search the world is your oyster.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:58 pm**

Post?

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Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:25 pm**

It's a post apocalypse!

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:25 pm**

The second flood shall not be of water, but of posts.

Posted: **Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:55 pm**

Guatemalan race walker got dq'd after taking the lead by passing the Russian competitor in the World Tournament... in Russia.

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