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Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:58 am**

Nah, MTGS New Card Discussion is very slightly worse.

Hope you feel better soon bluebro.

wow the quotes about peoples evaulations of firedrinker makes me sad like this one.

Compare it to Dragon Hatchling: I did that in the earlier post and the idiotic reply was "but hatchling is a 0/1!" 0/1 huh? ok. So with this p.o.s. waste of a rare (yes, still calling it that) I can pay 4 mana to pump him to a 4/1, take two to my face, and be blocked by anything in existance.

With hatchling I can pay 4 mana and - surprise, surprise - it is
also a 4/1, doesn't shock me needlessly, and flies over for a more secure and clean hit. And its a common.

Lets compare to something else. Capashen Knight.

Drawbacks: Costs 1 more and 1 less power.
Pluses: Same firebreathing cost. No asinine "killing yourself" damage. First Strike providing actually relevance and discouraging blocking. And its also a common.
this may be the dumbest card evaluation I have ever seen.

Wow... just... wow.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:02 pm**

What don't people get about 2 power 1 drop = good in red? Fucktards.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:35 pm**

So, seems like my family has angered the Gods.
Last month my grandpa has passed away, my father has been hospitalized on friday and I've yet to be able to meet him, and today my little brother sprained his shoulder.

I hope I'm not the next in line, but if I stop posting feel free to draw your conclusions.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:15 pm**

Well, Red has completely different card evaluation than any other colour of Magic.
The main question you are asking is not "is it good?" but "does it hurt?".

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:10 pm**

Spot on, Yarpus

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:10 pm**

Except for in the case of Vexing Devil

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:14 pm**

He hurts... my eyes.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 3:26 pm**

Sorry to hear that, Red. I hope things start looking up soon.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:02 pm**

Deepest condolences, Red. Cast Boros Charm to stop the Anger of the Gods!

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:31 pm**

Red, my thoughts are with you and your family. I hope the next few weeks are trouble-free for you.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:51 pm**

You have my well-wishes, Rednihilist. Stay safe!

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:38 pm**

Hang in there, RedN...let us know how your dad is doing when you know something.

Alex, hope the gastritis passes quickly...being in "expel" mode totally sucks.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:34 pm**

Food poisoning is literally the worst thing ever.

Agreed. Wanna know how I've been spending my past few days? Trying not to puke every hour and then pissing out my ass for awhile. Somebody put me out of my misery.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:24 pm**

Food poisoning is literally the worst thing ever.
Agreed. Wanna know how I've been spending my past few days? Trying not to puke every hour and then pissing out my ass for awhile. Somebody put me out of my misery.

I think I would prefer that to my own personal reaction, which is simply send everything back out the way it came in.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:23 pm**

Whelp... Imma go get something to eat.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:28 pm**

Good morning everyone!

Me and my friend both scrubbed out of the PTQ. We both had very solid fair decks and both beat an archangel of thune on the day, but I lost 2 very close matches and he got primeval bounty'd in a round.

Yesterday wasn't a complete bust though. We came back from the event, Cubed, and I won after siding out of my naya deck into 4 color control with 3 wraths because I new my naya agro deck couldn't beat ramp. Then I went out with my sister who was randomly in town and while at the club, I met this Australian stunt actress.

I do love me some Australian stunt actress

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:33 pm**

What the hell did you do to make you sleep so late that you call this 'morning?'

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:37 pm**

Woke up at 5:30 yesterday morning on 3 hours of sleep and stayed up till about 4 in the morning last night so I slept all day today to recover from the weekend.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:53 pm**

Good morning everyone!

Me and my friend both scrubbed out of the PTQ. We both had very solid fair decks and both beat an archangel of thune on the day, but I lost 2 very close matches and he got primeval bounty'd in a round.

Yesterday wasn't a complete bust though. We came back from the event, Cubed, and I won after siding out of my naya deck into 4 color control with 3 wraths because I new my naya agro deck couldn't beat ramp. Then I went out with my sister who was randomly in town and while at the club, I met this Australian stunt actress.

I do love me some Australian stunt actress

Not going to mine. Fucking
typhoon is happening and I don't relish the idea of going out in it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:54 pm**

Good morning everyone!

Me and my friend both scrubbed out of the PTQ. We both had very solid fair decks and both beat an archangel of thune on the day, but I lost 2 very close matches and he got primeval bounty'd in a round.

Yesterday wasn't a complete bust though. We came back from the event, Cubed, and I won after siding out of my naya deck into 4 color control with 3 wraths because I new my naya agro deck couldn't beat ramp. Then I went out with my sister who was randomly in town and while at the club, I met this Australian stunt actress.

I do love me some Australian stunt
actress
Not going to mine. Fucking typhoon is happening and I don't relish the idea of going out in it.

Is that hyperbole or is there literally a hurricane raging outside your door?

Posted: **Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:56 pm**

1 Dimir Guildgate
4 Mutavault
4 Temple of Deceit
4 Watery Grave
7 Island
5 Swamp

2 Bident of Thassa
4 Dimir Keyrune

2 Thassa, God of the Sea

4 Jace, Architect of Thought

3 Dissolve
2 Doom Blade
2 Essence Scatter
4 Far // Away
2 Heroes Downfall
2 Opportunity
2 Syncopate
4 Thoughtseize
2 Warped Physique

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:02 am**

Probably actual typhoon.

Also, after checking her facebook page, seems this Aussie is woman is legit: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4268556/resu ... =nm_ov_res

May have to go balls deep.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:07 am**

At least I have the LoL Worlds to keep me company as I recover. Watching Koreans and Chinese players wail on each other is satisfying, those games are hella action packed. Straight up bloodbaths.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:25 am**

UR Tokens is interesting, but I think Master of the Waves is probably not playable.

I hear that Hammer of Purphorous makes really good tokens though, FYI.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:41 am**

At least I have the LoL Worlds to keep me company as I recover. Watching Koreans and Chinese players wail on each other is satisfying, those games are hella action packed. Straight up bloodbaths.

Lemondogs vs SKT was awesome. And fuck my life, couldn't sleep during day as I had to care about my sick girlfriend. My plan was to watch all the matches (dying to see Vulcun vs Samsung and Gambit vs Samsung).

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:53 am**

Maybe it's because I live in LA, but every single Australian I've met has been a very goofy actor/actress.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:36 am**

Maybe it's because I live in LA, but every single Australian I've met has been a very goofy actor/actress.

http://vimeo.com/38759998

She's one of them

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:41 am**

I did find it funny when she told me she has a hard time meeting guys because as a stunt actress she does get her share of bruises and/or black eyes from time to time.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:53 am**

Good morning everyone!

Me and my friend both scrubbed out of the PTQ. We both had very solid fair decks and both beat an archangel of thune on the day, but I lost 2 very close matches and he got primeval bounty'd in a round.

Yesterday wasn't a complete bust though. We came back from the event, Cubed, and I won after siding out of my naya deck into 4 color control with 3 wraths because I new my naya agro deck
couldn't beat ramp. Then I went out with my sister who was randomly in town and while at the club, I met this Australian stunt actress.

I do love me some Australian stunt actress
Not going to mine. Fucking typhoon is happening and I don't relish the idea of going out in it.
Is that hyperbole or is there literally a hurricane raging outside your door?

Not hyperbole. Sucks ass, because apparently it's like a 20 person PTQ according to my friend who went anyway because it's a five minute walk. It was supposed to hit yesterday, but instead hit today.

A 45 minute walk to the train station in the typhoon, then an hours train ride, with the possibility of the trains stopping and me being stranded and not making it to the PTQ anyway / work tomorrow isn't worth it.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:05 am**

Man, when I was in Japan for the PT, I remember how much getting around sucked. I don't envy you at all. We were staying in Tokyo (we were staying for three weeks after the PT) and it took us FOREVER to get to the damned tournament center in Kyoto.

tl;dr: Japan sucks if you want to travel, even when there isn't a hurricane outside of your door.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:34 am**

Fucking PEOPLE...

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:44 am**

@ Red -- I sincerely hope thing start looking up for you soon. Please let us know how your father is doing.

@Alex & Khaos -- And here's hoping both of you get pass your gastrointestinal distress soon. That sounds horrible.

@Johnny -- Stay safe as best you can.

Fucking PEOPLE...

...is better than fucking animals.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:44 am**

FuckinSuga

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:50 am**

Don't mind if I do...

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:54 am**

It hurts so good.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:02 am**

C'mon baby, make it hurt so good...

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:04 am**

Fucking PEOPLE...
...is better than fucking animals.

So you've had experience with both, I take it? Do tell.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:23 am**

4 Burning Tree Emissary
4 Firedrinker Satyr
4 Firefist Striker
4 Foundry Street Denizen
4 Gore-House Chainwalker
4 Rakdos Cackler

2 Chandra, Pyromaster

2 Hammer of Purphorous

4 Lightning Strike
4 Magma Jet

20 Mountain
4 Mutavault

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:25 am**

Deck looks like it's at cross purposes.

On the one hand, it's playing Denizen>emissary/striker which is hyper aggressive. On the other hand, it's got double hammer, Chandra, and 24 lands which lends itself to a slower deck.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:29 am**

Red is really, really spoiled this season. Yay for affirmative action!

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