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Nope, still a 4 Pendy.

god checkbox's blathering made me so mad i scrolled down the whole page and missed some pendulum / madding posts in the process

So I went to the grocery store today to buy stuff for the 4th of July and things were going fine until I got to the chicken section. This old lady was standing in front of the boneless chicken area reading every goddamn Perdue chicken label as if she was going to discover something different between two identical cuts of boneless Purdue chicken. So I was like 'alright I'll come back after I get the chips'. I returned after I got the chips five minutes later and this same old bitty is still reading the Perdue chicken labels except now there's a line behind her. So in true gentlemanly fashion I walked up, reached over her head since she was like 4 feet tall, grabbed the cuts of chicken and walked away.

I can't think of anything more badass than that.

That is the closest I will ever come to sacking a village and terrorizing its inhabitants.

That old lady will never forget what that young ruffian did in the store (unless she has Alzheimer's).

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Guest, I am sorry if that story shook you to your core.

Suga read my story and left. It must have shaken him up as well.

i just realized i don't have any food for tomorrow so i guess i'll starve to death that's ok it was nice knowing you all

i paid 11$ for a very mediocre sandwich. there was too much going on with not enough focus on the individual components.

11$ for a sandwich? That's airport food prices.

that's New York prices

Excep the sandwich should have been good

Spam, your story actually frightened me. I had to call my grandma and make sure she wasn't the polite old lady that you raped and pillaged.

that's New York prices

New York is like an airport: expensive, multiracial, full thousands of agitated people all trying to get somewhere, dirty

that's New York prices

Excep the sandwich should have been good

yeah it was at a nice local place by my office but i should have stuck to their cafeteria-style selection instead of the sandwiches, the volume of content is lacking on them and it got served on whole grain bread instead of a roll which is offensive at $11

"Dirty" was originally next to "multiracial" in that list but I changed it so nobody would misunderstand

Now I'm writing this explanation because I kinda hope someone misunderstands

for $11-12, you can get one of those weight containers with two sides and a meat

Spam, your story actually frightened me. I had to call my grandma and make sure she wasn't the polite old lady that you raped and pillaged.

Ask her which Purdue cut she finally went with, the first one or the one that was identical to the first one.

For $12 I can get a three course meal here.

Spam, your story actually frightened me. I had to call my grandma and make sure she wasn't the polite old lady that you raped and pillaged.

Ask her which Purdue cut she finally went with, the first one or the one that was identical to the first one.

She actually went with the fully organic, grain fed, free range chicken that was in the organic meats section.

Post a picture of her foot.

For $12 I can get a three course meal here.

you can do that pretty much anywhere in america but the food will usually be kind of shit.

$12 can get you a substantial amount of sushi, a soup, and salad for lunch in nyc, though.

IF you find Neo's foot picture, you've seen my grandma's foot.

For $12 I can get a three course meal here.

you can do that pretty much anywhere in america but the food will usually be kind of shit.

$12 can get you a substantial amount of sushi, a soup, and salad for lunch in nyc, though.

Psh, are you calling Applebees shit?!!?

MARK HENRY BITCH!

here, have some attention

Shut the fuck up or die in a fire please.

Whichever you find easier.

That post has opposite meanings for kpaca and suga

So the things are getting pretty rough in Egypt

For $12 I can get a three course meal here.

you can do that pretty much anywhere in america but the food will usually be kind of shit.

$12 can get you a substantial amount of sushi, a soup, and salad for lunch in nyc, though.

Psh, are you calling Applebees shit?!!?

absolutely.

So the things are getting pretty rough in Egypt

Hasn't it always been pretty rough in Egypt? I mean, assuming you weren't a pharaoh

Nah, now its pretty impressive. They are making History there.

Just look at that motherfucking Tahrir square, live:

http://www.publico.pt/mundo/noticia/tan ... autoplay=1

Something just happened they are shouting louder

Oh it was just a passing helicopter

Just look at all this people demonstrating, telling the world they are sick tired of infractions suspensions, access masks, bans and appeals, this call for Freedom brings a little tear to the corner of my eye.

holy hell...

Boy, do they really love that Mil Mi 8 helicopter too

Perhaps someone who speaks Arabic should get over there and tell them something pithy like if you're going to steal you should steal camels.
#DFERP

Also, why is Checkbox posting Sad Banana the funniest thing I've ever read?

Yeah, I'm watching it in the TV, scumbag.

In 20 years I'll talk about all those awesome things that happened in 2012~2013 to my kids

Yeah me too, the epic story about the corrupt pharaoh and how I had to lead my people across the Nile to bring them to the promised land and to shelter them from further abuse and infractions is something I plan to tell every night as I train my children in the art of proper gimmicking and forum raiding.

let's show them what we're made of!