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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
No women want to marry you, not even the one who married you

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
Seriously though why did you marry at 20, what were you thinking

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:54 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Seriously though why did you marry at 20, what were you thinking
she was perfect until I put the ring on it

then she became something else

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:55 pm
by Kazekirimaru
It's like I accidentally switched the wedding ring with The One Ring and she instantly went batshit insane

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:56 pm
by Kazekirimaru
She was one step away from perching atop a tower in New Zealand.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
That's because she was too young

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:59 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I've got enough "I told you so"s for a lifetime

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:00 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I wonder how proud my parents are that both their children were married and divorced before the age of 21.

At least I didn't make a kid in the process.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:01 pm
by Kaitscralt
You married your sister? You're disgusting.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:02 pm
by imopen2
You married your sister? You're disgusting.
Hey, at least they didn't have a kid

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:03 pm
by Checkbox
++

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:03 pm
by imopen2
Kaze's sister likes it in the butt

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:04 pm
by DroppinSuga
She also loves DP.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:04 pm
by Kaitscralt
Kaze's sister likes it in the butt
I saw her pic, her eyes admitted as much

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:04 pm
by Kaitscralt
Canadian laws are strange

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:05 pm
by imopen2
Canadian laws are strange
You must be married and divorced by age 21

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:06 pm
by Pendulum
It's like I accidentally switched the wedding ring with The One Ring and she instantly went batshit insane
Seems likely, she did disappear.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:06 pm
by DroppinSuga
Canadians are ridiculous.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:12 pm
by Kaitscralt
It's like I accidentally switched the wedding ring with The One Ring and she instantly went batshit insane
Seems likely, she did disappear.
:hifive:

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
They both had to move back home after the divorce and get taken care of by their mom, now they're just siblings again

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:14 pm
by DroppinSuga
He still sneaks into her room while she's sleeping though :shrug:

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:18 pm
by Kazekirimaru
you're all terrible people

i'm telling my mom

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:21 pm
by Kaitscralt
:sauron:

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:33 pm
by DroppinSuga
PRECIOUS!

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:48 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
I wonder how proud my parents are that both their children were married and divorced before the age of 21.

At least I didn't make a kid in the process.
Ya know. I may shit on you sometimes. but I'll give you credit on not doing that stupid shit like some I know.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 7:59 pm
by Mcdonalds
Like putting Christmas dinner in the freezer

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
not making a mistake is not something to credit him for, especially since he made a similar mistake

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
#dontpraisekaze
#nopraiseforkaze

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:00 pm
by DroppinSuga
Having sex with your sister should never be given credit. Unless it's a stepsister, then it's questionable.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:09 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
not making a mistake is not something to credit him for, especially since he made a similar mistake
I know wayyyy too many people who did this fuck up. its sad that I actually give people credit on it.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:10 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Having sex with your sister should never be given credit. Unless it's a stepsister, then it's questionable.
what makes it questionable to you?

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:11 pm
by Thrillho
All women secretly want to marry me so they can divorce me.
every time there's a page without kaze's divorce on it, everyone should be saying "where's kaze's divorce?"

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:12 pm
by Mcdonalds
Having sex with your sister should never be given credit. Unless it's a stepsister, then it's questionable.
what makes it questionable to you?
Not good enough for the family, who are you good for

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:13 pm
by DroppinSuga
Image

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:18 pm
by Kaitscralt
change website name to kazestodivorce/divorcestokaze

Y/y

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:21 pm
by DroppinSuga
kazetorelationshipadvice.com/dontgetmarried.htm

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:10 pm
by Kazekirimaru
change website name to kazestodivorce/divorcestokaze

Y/y
divorcesfromkaze

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:11 pm
by Kazekirimaru
They think they're really getting me by bringing up my divorce every opportunity they can

but the truth is it's all apart of my plan to whore as much attention as possible.

Dance, marionettes, dance.

You're all slaves to my song.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:15 pm
by Mcdonalds
Your mother sucks cocks in hell

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:25 pm
by ( G_R )
Oh this is kinder. Sorry, wrong door.