Dies to Removal

Shop at the CFB apparel store and look like a champ!

I'd buy a CFB neckbeard bedazzling kit.

you need it

Ladies, please, one at a time

KAZES NECKBEARD PIC

kaze looks like someone I would have made fun of in high school

it you want to play like the best, you have to wear logo shirts that would disqualify you from activities unrelated to magic the gathering

my coworker is having her boyfriend run a background check on 4 men with arabic-sounding last names who are renting his boat for a trip around the hudson harbor.

casual racism

what if they're getting revenge for osama bin laden

Don't go in any lighthouses that day

Allahu Topsider!

they're in the watery space between new york and new jersey, get em

Can't trust them A-Rabs.

they're in.... oh too late

sure is great to have a job where the thing i was supposed to do last week is revamped into an entirely different thing and oh by the way the thing you were doing last week don't ever do that thing again that was a stupid thing

doing things in this office have become so schizophrenic since i got back from my last business trip.

it's my week to clear the law enforcement voicemails and literally within two seconds of clearing it there is another message of some sheriff wanting me to do their job

I want Madding's job.

I want Madding to do my job.

it's my week to clear the law enforcement voicemails and literally within two seconds of clearing it there is another message of some sheriff wanting me to do their job

trash in trash out

I'd honestly rather clear the offender voicemails, every LE call is an adventure

At least with the offenders I get to argue

Hello you have one new voice message

I have 5 manuscripts due back to the authors in the next 2 weeks x_x

post the message here madding

sure is great to have a job where the thing i was supposed to do last week is revamped into an entirely different thing and oh by the way the thing you were doing last week don't ever do that thing again that was a stupid thing

I know how you feel.

I have 5 manuscripts due back to the authors in the next 2 weeks x_x

rejected
rejected
rejected
rejected
rejected.

There, I did that work for you. Enjoy your 2 week paid vacation.

post the message here madding

Pennsylvania state police

post the message here madding

Pennsylvania state police

youtube then?

The hell are you babbling about

*blathering about

So Madding lives in or near Buffalo.

No

N.S and Kijin have my street address, I told them to take care of my dogs if Megiddo ever got me

Megiddo wanted you dead? It doesn't surprise me that at least one poster has wished death upon you.

sure is great to have a job where the thing i was supposed to do last week is revamped into an entirely different thing and oh by the way the thing you were doing last week don't ever do that thing again that was a stupid thing

I know how you feel.

we want you to do the study parsing job your editors used to do but only on journals and research from your single beat that doesn't have much activity on a day-to-day basis. just kidding we want you to do that for two different beats, both of which overlap a lot of other people's beats, so there's a pretty reasonable number of
available literature you'll just never get to it because they already have their mitts in it. actually? screw parsing through studies, now that you finally found some publications that update regularly with relevant data that may be of interest and that we can get good outside comment on, we don't want to do that any more. now we just want to be cnn, cold call doctors and ask them about cool stuff they're doing but instead of compiled and written data that would illustrate why what they're doing matters just write a bunch of stuff to supplement what they're saying and maybe ask someone else what they're saying about it.

oh also, before you have a chance to start gathering sources, we also want you to write a weekly column about some bullshit that you paid no attention to in any context prior over your time here.

also please be sure to have a minimum of two stories a day and work on that holiday feature piece that no one in their right mind would want to participate in.

But they can only have my house if they write and star in a sitcom about two guys and two dogs fulfilling a dead friends wish

ps. we're not paying you for the additional responsibilities the people above you and earning more money than you originally had that are now yours.

But they can only have my house if they write and star in a sitcom about two guys and two dogs fulfilling a dead friends wish

I'll have the pitch to you by monday.