Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:27 pm
make sure to have zany situations about mario not understanding american culture
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:28 pm
that's the entire pilot.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:31 pm
maybe the plot could be that he gets detained because a pedophile that breaks into the house to murder me sees him on the couch and thinks he is a cousin of the Boston marathon bombers and you have to go get him out and you have a leashed dog in each hand at all points
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:32 pm
and the pedophile becomes the kramer of the show after learning I'm already dead and comes over to hang out all the time until eventually you bludgeon him to death with a wrench and hide his body in the 500 gallon fish tank downstairs
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:38 pm
and the big twist at the end of season one is that megiddo killed a gimmick and i am still out there somewhere
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:39 pm
This sounds like something I could get behind
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:40 pm
If only I was the person who rejected this garbage. There would be no law textbooks published in 2014rejectedI have 5 manuscripts due back to the authors in the next 2 weeks x_x
rejected
rejected
rejected
rejected.
There, I did that work for you. Enjoy your 2 week paid vacation.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:42 pm
I'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders (in a nutshell)...A NUTSHELL MEANS SHORT AND SIMPLISTIC 
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:44 pm
you're short and simplistic
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:47 pm
you're short and simplistic
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:08 pm
Since when does Deer God have a real job?
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:15 pm
broad strokesI'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders (in a nutshell)...A NUTSHELL MEANS SHORT AND SIMPLISTIC
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:26 pm
When have I not? Everyone complains about how hard it is to get a job in this economy...I've had 4 jobs in the last year, each better than the last, and I've doubled my salary. You just need to put in the time and effort, and know how to leverage previous experiences to your advantage.Since when does Deer God have a real job?
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:27 pm
That was taken the wrong way. 
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:28 pm
YOU HAE ANGERED THE DEER GOD
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:28 pm
HE IS IN NO MOOD TO INTERPRET YOUR TEXT ON THE INTERNET
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:29 pm
hae
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:29 pm
HE JUST WANTS YOU TO GET A JOB
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:30 pm
I hear there is a news production job opening up in New York. Go get it!
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:50 pm
Im bored again, pick a helpdesk any helpdesk.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:52 pm
Galspanic!
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:56 pm
ISBPathfinder
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:16 pm
Reminds me of the MTGS forum rules.I'm working on a 50(!) page table of rules, regulations, and statutes relating to federal income taxation of corporations and stockholders
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:17 pm
RMSO
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:20 pm
That's just mean.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:25 pm
I was going to suggest Polar Bear God at first.That's just mean.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:13 am
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:58 am
You ever visit Magic.txt's page on Twitter, Watchy? I only mention it because Magic.txt tends to stay away from your brand of MTGSocial commentary but BS is on a very short list of mods who have been called out there; if I remember correctly, it's just him, Xen, and Senori who have ever actually had their names printed in the tweets.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:11 am
Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:12 am
I would never read a Twitter feed, unless it's that of an amateur slut who posts nudes and masturbation vids
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:15 am
Reading it now.Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.
#YOLO
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:20 am
I admire your dedication, good sir. I will make sure to put flowers on your grave every year.Reading it now.Also, never, ever, ever read Xen's twitter feed, since that's one of the directions your thoughts could go from my above statement.
#YOLO
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:20 am
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:20 am
That's more of a Reddit thing.I would never read a Twitter feed, unless it's that of an amateur slut who posts nudes and masturbation vids
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:21 am
You don't know Twitter then.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:26 am
I had no idea Stonewall Jackson looked so much like Christopher Walken.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:29 am
Now that you mention it...huh.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:30 am
My first instinct upon discovering that I am on Twitter is to screech like a weird cross between a howler monkey and a zebra that's just had its tail ripped off by cyborg zombies, followed quickly be a desire to douse my computer, eyes, and life with gasoline and light a match. No, I don't know Twitter very well.You don't know Twitter then.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:44 am
I've never seen Walken and Stonewall Jackson in the same room...Now that you mention it...huh.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:01 am
By Jove, they're the same person!