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Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:25 am**

I have a playset of Fauna Shaman you see.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:26 am**

Why the fuck did Vengevine have to double in price last month ? are there any substitutes ?
People really want that card to be good

Potentially people speculating that Survival of the Fittest may get unbanned in legacy possibly

ain't happenin'

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:42 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWdsnGuFUM

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:47 am**

terribad

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:46 am**

fight.me,.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:27 am**

Only if I can pick the venue.

Preferably a steep incline so I can just trip you and watch you roll away.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:18 am**

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=204260#p204260:q2w3ll18]Kaitscralt » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:26 pm[/url:q2w3ll18]":q2w3ll18][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=204251#p204251:q2w3ll18]Lord_Mcdonalds » 24 minutes ago[/url:q2w3ll18]":q2w3ll18][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=204246#p204246:q2w3ll18]Blackhound » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:56 pm[/url:q2w3ll18]":q2w3ll18]Why the fuck did Vengevine have to double in price last month ? are there any substitutes ?[/quote:q2w3ll18]

People really want that card to be good

Potentially people speculating that [card:q2w3ll18]Survival of the Fittest[/card:q2w3ll18] may get unbanned in legacy possibly[/quote:q2w3ll18]

ain't happenin'[/quote:q2w3ll18]

it being good or survival being unbanned

cause I agree on both

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:31 am**

That report is how you get bullied Blackhound. Thread carefully now...

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:49 am**

Vengevine was like $40 I remember when it came out because it was a staple of naya zoo in standard. I only ever got 2

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:29 pm**

i got zero.

are they still crazy high priced

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:45 pm**

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke

Better Nate than lever!

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:50 pm**

damien burgers

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:55 pm**

Although for some reason I've had this one going through my head lately:

Patrick Whack, who works for the First National Bank, is sitting at his desk right after lunch one day when a rather large frog walks into his office and requests an substantial advance on his mortgage. Only momentarily put off by the strangeness of the situation, he finds the amphibian's file, mumbles something under his breath about the frog's credit score, and then tells the animal that he can't get more money for an already-mortgaged property.
The frog nods solemnly, and then asks if the bank would reconsider if he could provide additional collateral. Mr. Whack tells the frog that, yes, that is something this bank does. The frog, suddenly excited, asks if they would accept non-monetary collateral, and again, Mr. Whack tells him that this is something the bank does, although of course they would need to review the item's value. Without
missing a beat, the frog reaches into the backpack he is carrying with him and produces a small, obviously very old, statuette of a similar-looking frog, made of solid gold and encrusted with diamonds, all the while excitedly telling the banker about how the bust is of his great-great-great grandmother and how the heirloom has been in his family for several generations. Mr. Whack can tell that the item is valuable, but the strangeness of the situation finally catches up to him and he feels behooved to show the item in question to the owner of the bank. He goes into the owner's office, briefly tells him the situation, and finishes up by flourishing the bust and saying "..and I don't even know what to make of this! What is it?" To which the owner responds:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, now give the frog a loan!"

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:57 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:58 pm**

I did chuckle though

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:58 pm**

Someone tell the Jake the Snake joke
Better Nate than lever!

A girl asked me to read that once, I started to do so, got bored, skimmed to punchline, reprimanded her like a child

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:02 pm**

As was right and proper. I love me some Shaggy Dogs, but that one is... uuuuuuuuugh.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:09 pm**

IRL, my proclivity for very long jokes is legendary; it dates back to when I was a child and managed to steal a Playboy magazine from my friend's dad, and therein read a joke about Pink Ping Pong Balls that's the classic anti-joke "big buildup to the main character dying right before he can give his reasons for collecting pink balls". My 11-year-old self managed to stretch that one out for about 35 minutes one day while riding the bus home from school, and the bus driver even stopped the bus so that some of the kids who were waiting for the punchline didn't have to get off before I could tell it; when I finally finished the thing up with "Then the man said, well son, can you at least tell me what you were going to do with 1,111,1111,111,111 pink ping pong balls before you die, then? And the son said 'I was... I was...' and then he died," I swear to God one of the listening kids got so mad he friggin'
leaped over his bus seat and full-on falcon punched me. Luckily I was super fat at the time so it didn't hurt, but it was still one of the most epic things that's ever happened to me.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:18 pm**

IRL, my proclivity for very long jokes is legendary; it dates back to when I was a child and managed to steal a Playboy magazine from my friend's dad, and therein read a joke about Pink Ping Pong Balls that's the classic anti-joke "big buildup to the main character dying right before he can give his reasons for collecting pink balls". My 11-year-old self managed to stretch that one out for about 35 minutes one day while riding the bus home from school, and the bus driver even stopped the bus so that some of the kids who were waiting for the punchline didn't have to get off before I could tell it; when I finally finished the thing up with "Then the man said, well son, can you at least tell me what you were going to do with 1,111,1111,111,111 pink ping
pong balls before you die, then? And the son said 'I was... I was...' and then he died," I swear to God one of the listening kids got so mad he friggin' leaped over his bus seat and full-on falcon punched me. Luckily I was super fat at the time so it didn't hurt, but it was still one of the most epic things that's ever happened to me.

unlike now chubs?

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:32 pm**

got the electric elite 4 medal. that one was kinda tough. the ghost chick gave me problems twice and iris beat me once >.>

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:19 pm**

Why the fuck did Vengevine have to double in price last month ? are there any substitutes ?
People really want that card to be good

Potentially people speculating that Survival of the Fittest may get unbanned in legacy possibly
ain't happenin'

The day they unban SoTF is the day that legacy is not viable as a format to run for any events.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:31 pm**

I'd be fine with a survival unban if necro was unbanned at the same time

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:48 pm**

got the electric elite 4 medal. that one was kinda tough. the ghost chick gave me problems twice and iris beat me once >.>

nub

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:46 pm**

got the electric elite 4 medal. that one was kinda tough. the ghost chick gave me problems twice and iris beat me once >.>
nub

nigga did you ever beat x/y and find out your third poke in the friend safari?

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:27 am**

he didn't. I swear he's one of the only guys in my safari that hasn't the third mon

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:32 am**

Last Friday someone was talking about the asscrack scandal on the radio. Apparently some newsreel in Brazil had mentioned it as the pictures having been taken at a plumbers convention, but the guy on the radio said something along the lines of "no lol, I noticed the cards on the tables which seemed to be that Magic The Gathering game, so it was actually a neckbeards convention (he called it nerds on the radio).

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:33 am**

Anyway I was totally dumbfounded that this scandal had risen to such proportions that I ended up hearing it on the radio in the morning, while shaving.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:33 am**

Lol. I feel like 'plumbers convention' should be used more often towards those who would dress improperly.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:34 am**

Maybe one day there will be a dark story about political corruption that will surface in the mainstream media but then some clever radialist will uncover the truth stating "wait guys, the scandal was about some internet sites these asscracks frequent! :yao:

"

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:36 am**

i got distracted

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:37 am**

Lol. I feel like 'plumbers convention' should be used more often towards those who would dress improperly.

My biggest asscrack live sighting was at a movie festival while some electrician was trying to plug some cables so that mistake was pretty much understandable from my point of view

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:39 am**

Biggie biggie biggie can't you see
what if Seinfeld still on TV?

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:40 am**

That was brought to you from the fine people of Seinfeld2000

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:52 am**

i got distracted

sucking at pokemon

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:31 pm**

wayne knight lives

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:06 pm**

http://russianalara.tumblr.com/post/793 ... yd-is-back

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:12 pm**

I want to get in on the Heroes of the storm alpha

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:20 pm**

http://russianalara.tumblr.com/post/793 ... yd-is-back

lol thats the scam my buddy was talking about on fb

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:04 am**

I got a google+ alert on that one

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:59 am**

I take no solace or joy in this man's passing. We will not dance upon his grave, nor stand vigil at his funeral holding "God Hates Freds" signs, tempting as it may be.

He was a tormented soul, who tormented so many. Hate never wins out in the end. It instead goes always to its lonely, dusty end.

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