Dies to Removal

Either that or she has a dick.

That's just a bonus for you, isn't it?

Apparently she plays at the store I go to, but I don't recognize her.

That's because in real life "she" looks like this:

I'm grading cause/effect essays, and I want to drink away how bad they are. Several of them either lack in-text citations or just plagiarize passages outright.

Filthy casuals

ham approved strategy for dealing with women who aren't related to you: if she's talking to you, she wants the D.

Define "related."

ham approved strategy for dealing with women who aren't related to you: if she's talking to you, she wants the D.

Define "related."

ham approved strategy for dealing with women who aren't related to you: if she's talking to you, she wants the D.

Define "related."

Oh, you're not defining it for me. I just know we have some people who live up in Virgina that could probably use a refresher on whether or not it's
acceptable to fuck their cousins.

Also Redthirst down in SC could probably use the information.

Also Redthirst down in SC could probably use the information.

Nah I'm good.

Fucking your cousin is perfectly fine when done safely.

Oh, I see. This chick was making a play to get into the playtest group cause she's new to the area.

And here I thought she wanted the D.

See rule above, the playtest thing is her cover.

I'm not convinced that you aren't onto something here.

After all, there's 8 of us in the group...she could have gotten any of their numbers. She choose mine.

The Law of the D has never failed me

Either that or she has a dick.

That's just a bonus for you, isn't it?

Apparently she plays at the store I go to, but I don't recognize her.

That's because in real life "she" looks like this:

On the next episode of Catfish...

That girl has a D-hungry mouth.

Ass too.

I can tell.

Tap it like a mountain.

That's because in real life "she" looks like this:

I watch his stream all the time...




To be fair though, there's only 2 of us in the group that don't look like that...I guess the pickings must have been slim.

Alright, she's into D&D. Starting to get a little suspicious.

Alright, she's into D&D. Starting to get a little suspicious.

Obiwan Kenobi has a policy on traps...

He also has a policy about Mos Eisley and Poland- "We must be cautious."

So after watching a show where a man had a 135 pound tumor removed from his balls, I think I've found a name for my band (I'm not in a band, I just want to claim this name)...

Drum roll please...

SCROTAL MASS

Totally Fucking metal.

That girl has a D-hungry mouth.

Ass too.

I can tell.

Is there a mouth or ass that's not d-hungry around you? You aren't the best judge because of that. And what are alex and this chick going to do, get their hair did?

That girl has a D-hungry mouth.

Ass too.

I can tell.

Is there a mouth or ass that's not d-hungry around you? You aren't the best judge because of that. And what are alex and this chick going to do, get their hair did?

I'll have you know that I rarely ever see a D-hungry mouth or ass around me.


Because they're usually full.

Also, they could get pedicures while sitting in those massage chairs that are very relaxing until you get surprised by the one massager in the seat that's uncomfortably invasive...

Not that I'd know
about that.

He's above your league!

He also has a policy about Mos Eisley and Poland- "We must be cautious."

There are no bears that'd attack you and drink all of your alcohol here... at least not until the winter.

Alex, people like that happen. Nerdy people who hide their nerdiness in a closet, and try to reach out for someone nerdy but who at least looks normal and you could hang out with him. I wouldn't expect it to be a trap or serial killer/MTGS mod. Still, I wouldn't expect it much of an action there as well.

There are no bears that'd attack you and drink all of your alcohol here... at least not until the winter.

Well...

Winter is coming.

I don't like game of thrones.


I said it

Brace yourselves.

I don't like TubeHunter.

I said that.

slow tear

I don't like it either, but that's probably because the person I watched it with kept trying to explain everything instead of just letting me watch.

3/3 cashing in events ~ can I break the record (nine consecutive)? Kinda want to just play brews and have fun, my next paper event isn't until late November (Melbourne Masters).

Go for the gold, Z. Did you post that matchup analysis yet?

slow tear

You know nothing TubeHunter.

slow tear

You know nothing TubeHunter.

Go for the gold, Z. Did you post that matchup analysis yet?

...nope

Got three pieces of content underway. This meta is terrific even if I only vaguely know what the cards do.

I'll have you know that I rarely ever see a D-hungry mouth or ass around me.


Because they're usually full.

So you've disproven my reasoning, but proved my larger point: you wouldn't know a d-hungry orifice because you've only ever seen full ones.

Also I need to get my hair did, because it's gotten way too long and I am starting to look like a smelly hippy. And fix my beard too.

Sounds good, Z. Thanks again for all the work you do- you're in a league of your own.

Brewing time:

[deck]
4 Frostburn Weird
4 Master of the Waves
4 Nightveil Spectre
4 Tidebinder Mage

2 Thassa, God of the Sea

3 Dissolve
3 Doom Blade
3 Far // Away
3 Read the Bones
2 Syncopate
4 Thoughtseize

4 Dimir Guildgate
2 Mutavault
4 Temple of Deceit
4 Watery Grave
10 Island
[/deck]

That's a lot of tap lands.

On a serious note I am assuming the game plan is to stall and control while building up devotion to swing with Thassa or spawn a bunch of tokens with Master of Waves?

Yeah, it's not an aggro deck. It's a UB midrange deck I suppose?

I think all the creatures are well positioned now, as are the spells. It IS a lot of taplands, so your mono R matchup is probably not great (except for Master). Still, even there all your creatures line up well, and UW Control and Green midrange will be very easy matchups.