Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:37 pm
*rereads*
Man my idea of an interesting story really plummets when I am sitting on the bus
Man my idea of an interesting story really plummets when I am sitting on the bus
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Steal her phone, dial to yourself, return her phone.But really how do I get her number
Returning the phone is tech here.Steal her phone, dial to yourself, return her phone.But really how do I get her number
5. Look her up in the agency database1. Go buy the same manga she was reading
2. Read it on the bus tomorrow
3. If she comments, ignore her
4. Kidnap her and find her number from her phone
my bank is a half mile walk from my office. there are a lot of banks in general, just not specifically by where i work. i also do not like going to random mcd's atms and paying a $3 transaction fee and possibly having my banking info stolen by some 3rd rate ATM loan operationI guess I work in a complex that contains 5+ banks and tens of thousands of employees an therefore has many many ATMs and have never felt time crunched when I stopped at one of them to withdraw pizza but New York is a crazy place!!
i have had so many moments in my life (most likely correctly) circumvented by a self awareness that if you talk to a random person out of the blue, particularly a woman, you immediately jumpI will share with everyone an interesting story. The woman I sit next to on the bus every morning today took a manga out of her purse and started reading it. Now a normal functioning person in society would think this is perfectly normal, but a social deviant such as myself was fascinated that this beautiful woman in her thirties who has never shown any signs of similar interests as me for a year was now 100% cooler for reading a manga. It took literally all the restraint in my body to not start creepily talking to her about dorky shit and let her read in peace.
This. Bad eye contact can do the same.i have had so many momentsI will share with everyone an interesting story. The woman I sit next to on the bus every morning today took a manga out of her purse and started reading it. Now a normal functioning person in society would think this is perfectly normal, but a social deviant such as myself was fascinated that this beautiful woman in her thirties who has never shown any signs of similar interests as me for a year was now 100% cooler for reading a manga. It took literally all the restraint in my body to not start creepily talking to her about dorky shit and let her read in peace.
in my life (most likely correctly) circumvented by a self awareness that if you talk to a random person out of the blue, particularly a woman, you immediately jump to the top of a short list of "people this person absolutely does not want to have to deal with today or ever"
that's bullshit because i had to drag myself up by my elbows like i was solid snake in UrbanNY is so crazy that one time Kijin fell on his ass and fucked his ankle up and I literally had to drive down there and carry his 3k suit wearing ass up 10 flights of stairs because every other NY'er stepped around him, over him or on him, only pausing to scoffI guess I work in a complex that contains 5+ banks and tens of thousands of employees an therefore has many many ATMs and have never felt time crunched when I stopped at one of them to withdraw pizza but New York is a crazy place!!
wordsometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to strangers more difficult than it should be
you could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone who doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rape allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you, assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.But really how do I get her number
i like giving props when game recognizes game, but people generally thinkwordsometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to strangers more difficult than it should be
i can vouch that such a nuce comment is often the first thing said before something actually horrific happens
not through experience but job experience
also it is a shame
@dril is that youOffering to be a woman's toilet is my pick up line
no this sounds scary. i am going to introduce myself as belza and give that a few months.you could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone who doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rape allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you,But really how do I get her number
assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.
instead of typing out long serious answers to non serious questions, you should type out long serious answers to the serious questions in the fos threadyou could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone who doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rape allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you,But really how do I get her number
assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.
i mean i know you don't really need this help but someone else may read this and genuinely not know how to interact with a human being who is not also a hairy-throated shut in/behind a computer/has breasts because things with functional breasts are an alien species who must be approached as though breathing the air around them is potentially toxic and you may develop Space Madness through prolonged exposure.instead of typing out long serious answers to non serious questions, you should type out long serious answers to the serious questions in the fos threadyou could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone who doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rapeBut really how do I get her number
allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you, assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.
you could save a girl at the grocery store
i loved him in bruce almighty.So, Mandela just passed away
my a fucking lonely neck beardYour a fucking lonely neck beard, admit it
Got himmy a fucking lonely neck beardYour a fucking lonely neck beard, admit it
i know you know that but not everyone else knows that. there are people who think redscrumper is a real person with real problems.i mean i know you don't really need this help but someone else may read this and genuinely not know how to interact with a human being who is not also a hairy-throated shut in/behind a computer/has breasts because things with functional breasts are an alien species who must be approached as though breathing the air around them is potentiallyinstead of typing out long serious answers to non serious questions, you should type out long serious answers to the serious questions in the fos threadyou could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone whoBut really how do I get her number
doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rape allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you, assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.
you could save a girl at the grocery store
toxic and you may develop Space Madness through prolonged exposure.
