The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[Stardust]

Unlike you, a real person with fake problems?

[hamfactorial]

Kait:

That part is legitimately disappointing to see, and it keeps happening

[Thrillho]

But really how do I get her number

you could just talk to her like a normal human being who happens to have
noticed something she likes doing that is fairly noteworthy to someone who does the same thing that would otherwise seem really weird or not noteworthy to someone who doesn't, develop interest based on common likes, and assuming your dialog proceeds with minimal throwing up on yourself, barking, or mouth breathing and rape allegories, you should also be able to gauge whether she is interested in having future conversations with you and will happily exchange contact information with you, assuming of course she's not constantly assailed by catcalls and just wants to be left alone in her manga world.

instead of typing out long serious answers to non serious questions, you should type out long serious answers to the serious questions in the fos thread

you could save a girl at the grocery store

i mean i know you don't really need this help but someone else may read this and genuinely not know how to interact with a human being who is not also a hairy-throated shut in/
behind a computer/has breasts because things with functional breasts are an alien species who must be approached as though breathing the air around them is potentially toxic and you may develop Space Madness through prolonged exposure.

i know you know that but not everyone else knows that. there are people who think redscrumper is a real person with real problems.

i don't believe anyone is that deficient.

[Thrillho]

Unlike you, a real person with fake problems?

a real fake with person problems.

[Kaitscralt]

i'm sorry to turn your world upside down then

[Thrillho]

[Thrillho]

kpaca is here to weigh in

[hamfactorial]

Reparation payment plz

[Stardust]

Unlike you, a real person with fake problems?

a real fake with person problems.

Madding?

Yeah, okay.

[Thrillho]

two black people in this thread at the same time this is the most diverse a magic site has been since people thought shindash was actually japanese.

[Kaitscralt]

I guess this is a good time to mention that the woman is black

[Mogadishu Jones]

tell me again about how you're an authority on anything but shitty children's games and choosing the proper mask to wear during intercourse

Wait. You're over 20 and live at home? You don't have to be an authority on anything to justifiably ridicule that.

[Mogadishu Jones]

Kaze thinks he has balls

Shut up nerd. He's still six months better than you.

[Thrillho]

you see black people and women are different from me and therefore are funny because things i don't understand on a personal level are a source of comedy because i am a socially maladjusted child incapable of empathy like most sociopaths and autists.

[Thrillho]

I guess this is a good time to mention that the woman is black

i'm sorry but you're definitely going to need a copy of the manga on hand as a visual aid as you'll have absolutely no chance of understanding a single word she says.

[Mogadishu Jones]

The moral is that I get pizza whenever I want and you don't

i guess? i replaced the pizza with a burger with provolone, egg, plantain, and crunchy potato sticks and honestly that hit the spot way harder than two pizza slices.

my issue isn't "can i go to the ATM and get pizza?" it's "do i want to have to go to the ATM just to eat lunch when i have other things i could do without withdrawing cash on my lunch break"

and that answer is usually no.

Burgers like that are the most pretentious things on the planet. What are you Chris tucker on the
airplane in Rush Hour?

[Thrillho]

if i said yes would you believe me

[Thrillho]

if i ended more sentences in "you crazy!!!" would you believe me

[Thrillho]

Unlike you, a real person with fake problems?

a real fake with person problems.

Madding?

Yeah, okay.

a real problem with fake person.

[Kaitscralt]

she's one of those not really black girls though

[Thrillho]

no one has even mentioned that kaze probably has 2-d goddess syndrome and that's terrible.

[Mogadishu Jones]

a $4 slice of pizza is not completely uncalled for but a $7 one that doesn't at least kiss the tip i can leave

Seven dollars for a slice of pizza better be made of fucking eagle babies are you kidding me? I want to punch New York in its face

[TubeHunter]

I'm still bored

[Mogadishu Jones]

sometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to strangers more difficult than it should be

I for one wrote my women and politics thesis on how much I likes patriarchal culture.

[Thrillho]

a $4 slice of pizza is not completely uncalled for but a $7 one that doesn't at least kiss the tip i can leave

Seven dollars for a slice of pizza better be made of fucking eagle babies are you kidding me? I want to punch New York in its face

i meant $7 with the ATM fee because in this scenario i'm using some random ATM at the mcdonalds or a bodega to retrieve money and buy pizza with.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Just gotta say, there is nothing corrupt about shortbread cookies. No way.

And this is how DTR subforums die. Not with a Bang, but with a whimper.

[Thrillho]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=157662#p157662:a3f4x3kl]Mogadishu Jones » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:36 pm[/url:a3f4x3kl]":a3f4x3kl][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=157595#p157595:a3f4x3kl]Thrillho » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:56 pm[/url:a3f4x3kl]":a3f4x3kl]sometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to strangers more difficult than it should be[/quote:a3f4x3kl]
I for one wrote my women and politics thesis on how much I likes patriarchal culture.[/quote:a3f4x3kl]
having everything easier than half of the population just for just existing is a fairly nice perk, that is unquestionable.

[Mogadishu Jones]

kpaca is here to weigh in

Oh yeah, I'd say "you read manga? That's fucking weird". And then snicker.

Should work.

[Mogadishu Jones]

a $4 slice of pizza is not completely uncalled for but a $7 one that doesn't at least kiss the tip i can leave

Seven dollars for a slice of pizza better be made of fucking eagle babies are you kidding me? I want to punch New York in its face

i meant $7 with the ATM fee because in this scenario i'm using some random ATM at the mcdonalds or a bodega to retrieve money and buy pizza with.

Oh.


Well just a face smack then.

[Thrillho]

that last statement was not meant sardonically

[Mogadishu Jones]

I guess this is a good time to mention that the woman is black

In that case just compliment her hair and tell her you'll pick her up at seven.

[Mogadishu Jones]

For sex.

[Thrillho]

lindsay lohan is in the news.

[Mogadishu Jones]

sometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to strangers more difficult than it should be

I for one wrote my women and politics thesis on how much I likes patriarchal culture.

having
everything easier than half of the population just for just existing is a fairly nice perk, that is unquestionable.

I twisted that into a necessitating of roles because I am hitler meets a 20s husband.

[Mogadishu Jones]

lindsay lohan is in the news.

Did she kill Mandela?

[Second Harkius]

Just gotta say, there is nothing corrupt about shortbread cookies. No way.

And this is how DTR subforums die. Not with a Bang, but with a whimper.

[Thrillho]

sometimes i just want to be like hey you look really nice, have a nice day but the fact that initiating such contact broadly emanates creepy rapist vibe is a product of our patriarchal society and it's a shame that cat callers and literal rapists make being a nice person to
strangers more difficult than it should be

I for one wrote my women and politics thesis on how much I likes patriarchal culture.

having everything easier than half of the population just for just existing is a fairly nice perk, that is unquestionable.

I twisted that into a necessitating of roles because I am hitler meets a 20s husband.

having everything easier than the rest of the country because you are able to most effectively direct their frustration at their life and station following a humiliating war loss is a fairly nice perk, that is unquestionable.

[( G_R )]

So, Mandela just passed away

No one bats an eye.

[( G_R )]

I'm still bored

[Mogadishu Jones]

Is tubehunter a gay thing?