Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

[Kaitscralt]

If I want to read Pendulum posts I read Pendulum posts

If I want to read Spam posts I read Spam posts

If I want to read my posts I post

[DroppinSuga]

RAGEQUIT

[Corruption Watch]

Also why were you so quick to see if there was a GIS of me naked?

Just performing a public service.

[Pendulum]

I have a feeling Baguy's sig is going to need to be custom-enlarged soon.

[DroppinSuga]

Baguy is too busy scrubbing his calloused hands.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Though I don't know how you blind fucks are seeing an ass or whatever in there

Imagine the ass cheeks dividing line is where the socks are touching (in the big toe region).

[Pendulum]

Baguy is too busy scrubbing his calloused hands.

I don't know about anybody else but I think I'm starting to actually admire your epic tryharding. You're like hardtryingtryharding at this point.

[Corruption Watch]

I have a feeling Baguy's sig is going to need to be custom-enlarged soon.

Adam could do with a custom enlargement...

[Second Harkius]

Baguy is too busy scrubbing his calloused hands.

I don't know about anybody else but I think I'm starting to actually admire your epic tryharding. You're like hardtryingtryharding at this point.

it's his birthday

[Pendulum]

Happy B-Day, Suga.

[Pendulum]

Also way to bring it full circle, vigilante.

[Corruption Watch]

Can you imagine what would happen if someone posted that GIF on MTGS?

[Kaitscralt]

terrorism is not tolerated

[iamabadman]

We should all tell origin stories.

i was just mad bad. i was not turned to the darkside

[Corruption Watch]

Read out the charges!

> Unauthorised nudity in the presence of minors
> Unauthorised recreational drug use in the presence of minors
> Unauthorised image leeching
> Flaming/trolling a non-user entity (ie. Adam) by insinuating his genitals are small
> Internet terrorism
> Blasphemy

[DroppinSuga]

I'm trying so fucking hard, it's not even measurable.

[iamabadman]

i see no funny quotes

[Pendulum]

> Flaming/trolling a non-user entity (ie. Adam) by insinuating his genitals are small

Michaelangelo = Troll

[Pendulum]

i see no funny quotes

Ah, well, Suga's b-day is a full day so we have plenty of time.

[DroppinSuga]

Plenty 'o time.

[iamabadman]

he's not funny. im sorry.

[Pendulum]

It's okay, Baguy.

[DroppinSuga]

I'm really not funny. I'm too busy trying to fit in to be funny.

[Pendulum]

I'm really not funny. I'm too busy trying to fit in to be funny.

Yes but that's funny.

[Kaitscralt]

he latches onto good posts/funny words and sucks them dry of their nutrients

[Pendulum]

Although I can see the problem with trying to condense the whole meta-humor thing down to one siggable quote.

[Pendulum]

he latches onto good posts/funny words and sucks them dry of their nutrients

We have good posts here?
Jiminy Christmas, I've been doing this all wrong!

[DroppinSuga]

he latches onto good posts/funny words and sucks them dry of their nutrients

That is definitely not funny.

[Pendulum]

Lol, we're almost halfway to dragon already.

[DroppinSuga]

I will not take on the dragon.

[Kaitscralt]

you will

[DroppinSuga]

Nope, I'll wait for Checkbox to do it.

[Kazekirimaru]

Explain dragon to meh.

[DroppinSuga]

Go to Blather vol 2 and go to pg 109

[Kazekirimaru]

Nope, I'll wait for Checkbox to do it.

why is your default response something something something checkbox

[Kazekirimaru]

Go to Blather vol 2 and go to pg 109

That explains its action but not principle, purpose, or origin.

[DroppinSuga]

God, some people need to know everything.

[Kaitscralt]

Every page 109 there is a dragon that requires a certain thing to be done to kill it.

If you kill it, you get a trophy.

There is no point to it.

[Kazekirimaru]

Appreciated.

[Kaitscralt]

It was created during a mock 'choose your own adventure' created by Pendulum I believe, who was listing different options for the thread. What he didn't know was that the dragon would actually surface on Page 109.