Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

[Tom Servo]

I'm pretty sure you're fine as long as you don't abuse animals, children, or moderate mtgs

[Neo Metal Sonic]

Abusing animals? I'd never do it. Well, sometimes I get mad at my cats but I just put them outside.

Children? Well, sometimes I get mad at my niece but I never raised my voice at her (I just talked more "strong", but never yelled)

Moderate mtgs? I'd prefer to be buried alive

[Tom Servo]

lol

[Pendulum]

It's always been funny to me, Tom, that things worked out the way they did. I mean, I've come to the realization that I'm the one White Hat tenacious enough to put in the work of disentangling your network of IPs and locks just to prevent forum drama, the one guy who could have finally figured it
out and strapped a blocking shell to your home network and finally put an end to your epic-ness... if things had worked out just slightly different, I would have been the Sherlock to your Moriarty, and we very well might have gone over the Falls together.
Whereas instead, I'm like lolnope, that guy's awesome and maybe you guys should be listening to what he had to say.

This could have been fun

Yes, I always imagine it would have ended with hired goons showing up at my house one night.

More like cases of free bibles, crutches, etc. My favorite is to find someone's local phone book and look up every type of service you can have scheduled to come to your house, plumbers and electricians are great. Hvac is a good one for southern states. You call all of them and make appointments for each one, but about 20 minutes apart. The day they show up is a nightmare for whatever neighborhood because the streets just fill up. Then, the next day you do the same but
with religious groups that agree to reach out to people you're worried about. A bunch of irritating harmless stuff that takes up time and makes your neighbors wonder

I live on what is essentially the thoroughfare for my town, and it stretched the whole course of the town, divided by the other main street into East/West. Thus, there are two house numbers with the same address except for "E" or "W", and for whatever reason the post office decided that if the address is lacking the "W" the mail gets delivered to my house by default. So I'm constantly getting packages addressed to this other house, and they apparently are very big into eBay, so I get the most random packages showing up at my door a couple times a month. Most of them are just brown cardboard boxes of unknown content, of course, but there have been a few that weren't, and I don't know what these people are doing over at the other house but it's almost always embarrassingly hilarious. I had
one that was just a 50-pack of shrink-wrapped dildos dropped on my porch, and it sat there for 2 days before I could cart it over to the other house because I generally only go home on the weekends. Not nearly as hilarious but still pretty epic was the 18-pack of Grey Goose vodka on its own pallet.

[Tom Servo]

Bulk vodka and dildos FTW!

[Tom Servo]

They must bur through them pretty quick

[Pendulum]

Like I just kind of assume they're resellers, but to be honest I haven't asked them because, you know, it's pretty hard to get to know some stranger when you have to open with "Hey, the mail screwed up again, here's your lifetime supply of dildos."

[Kaitscralt]

I am the king of these negative forces

[Second Harkius]

were you worried she was hanging with the wrong crowd?

I'll try to long story short his one too. Blah blah blah my dad had at least 4 kids with 4 different women and as you can imagine, wasn't the most present person in any of our lives. After the funeral, we're supposed to both fly back to WA because she's in the middle of a custody battle with her two kids dad. For some reason we're on separate flights, but I didn't think much of it because we got the flights at separate times. After a day or so we found out she was in Boston instead, and she was planning on running away to live with
this dude she met online and his mom because he doesn't have a job.

My sister stopped answering her phone and all of a sudden I got a text from a random number that turned out to be him telling me to leave her alone. I told him he better get her to a phone quick because I was losing patience and sooner or later I'll just fly to Boston to say what I have to say and I won't leave until the cops take me away or I'm done. He tried to be mouthy and say something like "you don't know me" but more colorful, basically telling me to fuck off and I wasn't going to do shit.

So, I got on the interwebs and about an hour later I had a blueprint for getting someone's personal info from their phone company by impersonating a "new" employee lost in their neighborhood. All I needed was what phone company they used and a couple region specific numbers and the lady i talked to coughed up the info pretty quick. It took about an hour.

After that I texted him his address and got a call from
my sister about a half hour later.

Now this was good

[Second Harkius]

I'm just glad I hang with you guys.

I hope I don't ever get in your ugly side

we are housecats once you get to know us

[Second Harkius]

only the mice fear us

[Second Harkius]

only the mice fear us

they fear me:

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[Second Harkius]

3 different baits irl. Though you only need one kind of bait online.

[DroppinSuga]

Spam fears the tryhards

[Second Harkius]

Of Mice and Spam

[Tom Servo]

That's a deadly mouse gauntlet

[Tom Servo]

Looks around and sees no new posts. Checks different thread, comes back, no new posts. Tries to post, BOOM SPAM POST

[Kaitscralt]

Checkbox is Lenny

[Second Harkius]

Looks around and sees no new posts. Checks different thread, comes back, no new posts. Tries to post, BOOM SPAM POST

THAT'S WHAT I DO

[Second Harkius]

wait that's not my catchphrase

[DroppinSuga]

That's how you roll!

[Tom Servo]

Looks around and sees no new posts. Checks different thread, comes back, no new posts. Tries to post, BOOM SPAM POST

THAT'S WHAT I DO

Stealer of stolen catchphrases!

[Tom Servo]

RUN!

[DroppinSuga]

Tom Servo, can you teach me how to dougie?

[Tom Servo]

I literally don't know what that is

[DroppinSuga]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzx_78KExwQ

[Pendulum]

v=nzx_78KExwQ

Quoted before you fix the link. That's an impressive fail right there.

[Tom Servo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzx_78KExwQ

So it's like an urban macarena

[DroppinSuga]

I literally tried everything. I've never posted on a forum that has you put the entire url for Youtube videos.

[DroppinSuga]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzx_78KExwQ

So it's like an urban macarena

I never thought of it like that, but yes.

[Kazekirimaru]

Instruct me on how to Douglass.

[Checkbox]

Lol lenny

also, be careful spambolic. Stealing other peoples catchphrases is like stealing my catchphrase

[Kaitscralt]

spambox

[Pendulum]

Chexolic?

[Tom Servo]

checkspam

[Pendulum]

checkspam

Oh, that reminds me, I gotta send Kaitscralt a PM real quick.

[Tom Servo]

checkspam

Oh, that reminds me, I gotta send Kaitscralt a PM real quick.

The plot thickens...

[Tom Servo]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... stcount=65

lol

[Second Harkius]

checkspam

Oh, that reminds me, I gotta send Kaitscralt a PM real quick.

pendy is doing the attention whorish "post about PMing" post

[Second Harkius]

I didn't expect that from him