NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Pendulum]

I'm pretty sure the only reason Ozzy doesn't forcibly eject his throat every time he sings it is because of all the bat heads he's eaten. Like their fangs pin his throat where it's suppose to be and give him the ability to not die when singing it.

[ExarionUniverse1]

Yeah but Tom can't live without his mask!

he has one still?

[Tom Servo]

I borrowed one from Kait

[Mogadishu Jones]

Hey, 1 min is all that matters.

Youre easy to please...

[Pendulum]

Yeah but Tom can't live without his mask!

he has one still?

[Pendulum]

So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs

Wait, you're our expert, aren't you?

[Manders]

So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs

Gals isn't.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs

Gals isn't.

Are we sure?

[Manders]

BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.

Challenge accepted.

[Manders]

So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs

Gals isn't.

Are we sure?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[Pendulum]

Also, if anybody wants to give me any help on using Lily's (of the Veil) ultimate, I could use it. Like I'll use it and split their cards into two fairly even piles most times, and sometimes make the values lopsided in an attempt to nudge them towards a certain series of plays (either because I have the answer to those plays or just to fuck with them), but I'm just so terribad at it that my playgroup decided they needed to have an intervention telling me just not to activate her -6 because it makes me lose. Granted, it's not a big deal since I do fine with her first two abilities but it would still be nice to improve my repertoire.

[Manders]

Hey, 1 min is all that matters.

Youre easy to please...

Anywhere outside of the bedroom, yes. Yes, I am.

[Pendulum]

BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.

Challenge accepted.

Vids or it didn't happen.

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Needs more proof

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Needs more Minerals

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

Spawn more overlords (click to spawn 10 overlords)

[Pendulum]

So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs

Gals isn't.

Pretty sure every artist is a pedo.

[Pendulum]

'Scralty, back me up on that.

[Manders]

BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.

Challenge accepted.

Vids or it didn't happen.

Deal.

[Kaitscralt]

he's right, you know

[Kaitscralt]

just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies

[Manders]

just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.

[Manders]

I mean, I suppose it's possible he's a pedo, but I didn't get that impression from communicating with him.

[Pendulum]

I... the level of validation, even vindication, I feel at having Scralty actually back me up on that is... exceptional.

[Kaitscralt]

what else could he be trying to distract the world from with his toenail collection?

[Pendulum]

just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.

Nice thing about Sexting is it's not real, you see, so you could just have the fantasy where you shave him.

[Kaitscralt]

it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini

[Kaitscralt]

you can't come back from that

[Manders]

I... the level of validation, even vindication, I feel at having Scralty actually back me up on that is... exceptional.

Please remove your mouth from his ass, Clicky.

[Manders]

just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.

Nice thing about Sexting is it's not real, you see, so you could just have the fantasy where you shave him.

Why would shaving someone be a fantasy?

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM, CLICKY?!?!

[Kaitscralt]

give manders her turn

[Pendulum]

Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.

[Manders]

it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini

WTF? Lands are pretty boring to look at, yo.

I can't blame him for preferring to see a pair of tits, can you?!

[Kaitscralt]

not when they're attached to a 6 year old princess

[Kaitscralt]

galspanic:

[Kaitscralt]

just add 40 pounds

[Pendulum]

of hair

[Kaitscralt]

+ 40 pounds of hair

- 2 ounces of toenails

+ 45 pounds of neckbeard fat

[Pendulum]

Like how is the shaving fantasy not just generally erotic, anyway? You're subjugating an unkempt man in the most obvious way possible, I mean it's in the dang Bible!

[Kaitscralt]

hair is a very exciting thing for most sea creatures to encounter