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Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:41 pm
by Pendulum
I'm pretty sure the only reason Ozzy doesn't forcibly eject his throat every time he sings it is because of all the bat heads he's eaten. Like their fangs pin his throat where it's suppose to be and give him the ability to not die when singing it.

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:53 pm
by ExarionUniverse1
Yeah but Tom can't live without his mask!
he has one still?

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:58 pm
by Tom Servo
I borrowed one from Kait

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:59 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Hey, 1 min is all that matters. :D
Youre easy to please...

Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 11:07 pm
by Pendulum
Yeah but Tom can't live without his mask!
he has one still?
Image

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 12:48 am
by Pendulum
So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs
Wait, you're our expert, aren't you?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:14 am
by Manders
So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs
Gals isn't. :p

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:15 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs
Gals isn't. :p
Are we sure?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:16 am
by Manders
BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.
Challenge accepted.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:16 am
by Manders
So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs
Gals isn't. :p
Are we sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:17 am
by Pendulum
Also, if anybody wants to give me any help on using Lily's (of the Veil) ultimate, I could use it. Like I'll use it and split their cards into two fairly even piles most times, and sometimes make the values lopsided in an attempt to nudge them towards a certain series of plays (either because I have the answer to those plays or just to fuck with them), but I'm just so terribad at it that my playgroup decided they needed to have an intervention telling me just not to activate her -6 because it makes me lose. Granted, it's not a big deal since I do fine with her first two abilities but it would still be nice to improve my repertoire.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:17 am
by Manders
Hey, 1 min is all that matters. :D
Youre easy to please...
Anywhere outside of the bedroom, yes. Yes, I am.

:D

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:18 am
by Pendulum
BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.
Challenge accepted.
Vids or it didn't happen.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:18 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Needs more proof

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:18 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Needs more Minerals

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:19 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Spawn more overlords (click to spawn 10 overlords)

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:20 am
by Pendulum
So are there any top staff that aren't pedo's at mtgs
Gals isn't. :p
Pretty sure every artist is a pedo.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:21 am
by Pendulum
'Scralty, back me up on that.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:34 am
by Manders
BTW do NOT try that song at karaoke.
Challenge accepted.
Vids or it didn't happen.
Deal.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:43 am
by Kaitscralt
he's right, you know

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:44 am
by Kaitscralt
just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:49 am
by Manders
just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:50 am
by Manders
I mean, I suppose it's possible he's a pedo, but I didn't get that impression from communicating with him.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:51 am
by Pendulum
I... the level of validation, even vindication, I feel at having Scralty actually back me up on that is... exceptional.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:52 am
by Kaitscralt
what else could he be trying to distract the world from with his toenail collection?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:52 am
by Pendulum
just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.
Nice thing about Sexting is it's not real, you see, so you could just have the fantasy where you shave him.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:54 am
by Kaitscralt
it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:54 am
by Kaitscralt
you can't come back from that

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:55 am
by Manders
I... the level of validation, even vindication, I feel at having Scralty actually back me up on that is... exceptional.
Please remove your mouth from his ass, Clicky.

;)

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:56 am
by Manders
just because gals cybered with you manders doesn't mean he doesn't also harbor child sex fantasies
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, no way, dude.

He is way too hairy for me.
Nice thing about Sexting is it's not real, you see, so you could just have the fantasy where you shave him.
Why would shaving someone be a fantasy?

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM, CLICKY?!?!

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:57 am
by Kaitscralt
give manders her turn

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:58 am
by Pendulum
Wait, you've really never had a shaving fantasy? I thought those were pretty common.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:58 am
by Manders
it is known that galspanic crossed the line of shame the first time he graced a basic land with a gigantic set of boobs in a bikini
WTF? Lands are pretty boring to look at, yo.

I can't blame him for preferring to see a pair of tits, can you?!

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:59 am
by Kaitscralt
not when they're attached to a 6 year old princess

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:02 am
by Kaitscralt
galspanic:

Image

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:03 am
by Kaitscralt
just add 40 pounds

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:04 am
by Pendulum
of hair

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:06 am
by Kaitscralt
+ 40 pounds of hair

- 2 ounces of toenails

+ 45 pounds of neckbeard fat

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:08 am
by Pendulum
Like how is the shaving fantasy not just generally erotic, anyway? You're subjugating an unkempt man in the most obvious way possible, I mean it's in the dang Bible!

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 2:10 am
by Kaitscralt
hair is a very exciting thing for most sea creatures to encounter