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Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:38 pm**

Off to FNM. Bringing my tankard and stopping at the store for a few bottles of mead. Fuck yeah.

I also built a cheap-ass RDW to bring with me as a "loaner deck," or even just to dick around with before the tournament starts.

I present "El Cheapo Mogis." It sounds like a cheap French cologne. Or something like Sex Panther.

[deck]El Cheapo Mogis[/deck]

60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:42 pm**

It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:52 pm**

60% of the time, I scry every time.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:54 pm**

Thnk dis post if u scry every tiem

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:55 pm**

You should totally take down the FNM with El Cheapo Mogis! Come on, you know you want to!

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:59 pm**

I just realized I have all the components for a Turbo Maze deck and I'm strongly considering taking it to FNM just for trololols

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:06 pm**

Off to FNM. Bringing my tankard and stopping at the store for a few bottles of mead. Fuck yeah.

I need to start commuting to Florida to be at your FNMs. The store owner at mine looks at me dirty just for swearing.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:08 pm**

Thnk dis post if u scry every tiem

I did

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:45 pm**

Played about 5 games with El Cheapo Mogis.

Double Burning Tree draw into Phoenix, then into zealot. Stalled with a weird. Mogis for ELEVEN sealed the deal. A new personal best.

This Mogi goes to eleven.....

I'm liking this deck lol

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:48 pm**

Doc, the only rules are : don't litter your beer / liquor bottles in the lot, don't flash it around kids (giggity), and if you're gonna smoke weed or do blow, do it 20 feet away from the store (preferably in your car so the scavenger smokers don't Bogart your shit).

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:02 am**

I'm actually consideration going Full Metal Mogis tonight...

Lot of people are sleeving up Esper and G/R ramp.

Thoughts, FoS?

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:03 am**

MOGIS!!!

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:04 am**

I already gave thoughts on the matter, they haven't changed.

Edit: Although, is Full Metal Mogis different than El Cheapo Mogis?

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:08 am**

I have one hour. And then the mead and my inner Viking Warrior Berserker will decide.

Put your fucking hands in the air and make some muthafuckin' noise for the Mogis!

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:16 am**

Throw your devotion in the air, give haste like you just don't care.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:20 am**

They see me Mog'in'. Dey hatin'.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:32 am**

Tryin'a catch me scryin' dirty

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:33 am**

Turbo Maze is boring as fuck.

I haven't turned something sideways in like 15 minutes

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:39 am**

Brought Naya Control to FNM.
Won.

Went to after-dinner tournament.
0-4.

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.
In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:39 am**

You should try to make a transformational Maze's End sideboard for Soul Sisters. That way I could h8cha bro while I h8cha bro.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:45 am**

You should try to make a transformational Maze's End sideboard for Soul Sisters. That way I could h8cha bro while I h8cha bro.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:47 am**

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:58 am**

IMA PIMP YO RIDE SON!

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:27 am**

Cannot stop laughing at F.I.A. with his Tymaret the Burger King typo.
Actually, many moons ago, I posted that name for Tyramet.
Where is your god now?

Just pure awesome...

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:31 am**

Fuck me. Lost 0-2 to G/W cause I drew all the mountains. Saw ONE burn spell the whole fucking game. Fuck me.

and then got a bye round 2. Not a good night so far.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:32 am**

If given the choice at MSRP would you go Jund or Esper Commander 2013?

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:56 am**

Man, I love playing against U/W.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:57 am**

Esper

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:28 am**

Man....today is a day that will live in infamy.

I lost 1-2 to Mono Black piloted by my very own playtest buddy and brother.

Fuck that guy....

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:31 am**

Man....today is a day that will live in infamy.

I lost 1-2 to Mono Black piloted by my very own playtest buddy and brother.

Fuck that guy....

I know how that feels...

It makes me understand how MonoU must feel when they lose against Red.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:34 am**

Esper

Any specific reason? I'm not necessarily looking for monetary value, I'm looking for something that will actually be fun to tinker with and play.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:47 am**

Happy birthday Valdarith!

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:48 am**

Welcome to the real world, jackass.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:34 am**

Happy birthday Val(and tube and calamity since I never gave the compulsory B-day shoutouts).

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:36 am**

Happy Birthday Val!

I hope your having sweet, sweet Birthday sex with your wife.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:56 am**

And there's FoS' creepy uncle

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:59 am**

BOOM!

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:09 am**

DroppinPedo

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:10 am**

Your just jelly you're too old.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2013 4:16 am**

For you, everyone is too old

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