Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:40 am

set up a tent in your office, camper

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:40 am

I thought of that after I posted, but oh well. I need to live up to my Checkbox comparison.

What kind of work do you do?

Contract killer. I had to get a cover job as a campground director to get access to the turtles, you see, because turtles will eat anything.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:41 am

ANYTHING

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:41 am

I was hoping you worked in finance or something. I am seriously disappointed.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:49 am

I thought of that after I posted, but oh well. I need to live up to my Checkbox comparison.

What kind of work do you do?
Contract killer. I had to get a cover job as a campground director to get access to the turtles, you see, because turtles will eat anything.

Seems legit.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:58 am

seems shit

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:17 am

You're trying too hard.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:22 am

you really haven't taken well to being called a tryhard checkboo considering you won't shut the fuck up about it

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:28 am

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:34 am

aka

if you can't try hard, try harder

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:37 am

That's why I love you Scralty.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:41 am

This is like watching one of those movie scenes where the hyperactive puppy starts following the gruff old man home, except somehow the dog managed to duct tape itself to his leg.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:43 am

This is like watching one of those movie scenes where the hyperactive puppy starts following the gruff old man home, except somehow the dog managed to duct tape itself to his leg.

yea that's a great description

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:43 am

The dog is, of course, humping his leg in this scenario.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am

I would have gone with "old grizzled cop paired with a young hotshot rookie who he can't stand but they later go through a bunch of trials and become the best of friends" but your analysis was equally vivid.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am

GUYS I AM PMING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:44 am

The young hotshot is, of course, humping his leg in this scenario.

Second Harkius · Postby **Second Harkius** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:45 am

I just PMed Pendulum a drama filled PM.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:46 am

something is always humping, that's the point

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:47 am

Brace yourself. and your core. we don't want to shake you to it

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:48 am

I just PMed Pendulum a drama filled PM.

My entire outlook on life has been altered by this PM that I have received from Spambolic.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:49 am

I... I had no idea the looking glass went so far.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am

Oh God I just puked.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am

It gets better after you puke. The drugs should be kicking in any second

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:50 am

My poor core.

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:51 am

your core has been gaped

Tom Servo · Postby **Tom Servo** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:52 am

your poor gaping core

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:54 am

cannot...
...cannot unsee.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:55 am

And I mean I haven't even opened the PM yet, that's just all in the title.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:03 am

Wait, who's this Ambassador Laquatus guy that's actually behind everything?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am

you both have it wrong

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am

i already said that checkbox is lenny

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:04 am

i forgot to say that i am george

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:39 am

Okay I'm back.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:29 am

Hmm, the Mutavault section seems poorly named now.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:36 am

You're right

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:01 am

You're right

There's a first time for everything.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:06 am

Sorry I was saying that to my last post, I always forget to quote

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:07 am

Quick, someone make a tl;dr of the weekend ITT.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:10 am

Quick, someone make a tl;dr of the weekend ITT.

Tom Servo's like that in real life too, I get really emotional about art and am a man-slut, Suga had a birthday and wants me to bang his wife and has taken tryharding to a whole new level, Spammy's the root of all evil and apparently really dislikes the PM system, and Baguy is still Carnage.

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