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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:11 pm
by Pendulum
Speaking of which, I am under the impression we have a ghost. Seems someone finally got smart.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:25 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3
You are to jokes what a crocodile is to baseball.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:27 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.
This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:30 pm
by Pendulum
Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.
This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?
Maybe some of the bots.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:36 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.
Such a cesspool of shit.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:37 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.
This is true. Has anyone here not seen the mod lounge multiple times?
Maybe some of the bots.
Touché.

I was gonna say some of the FoS members but the way that place leaks like a sieve these days, who knows?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:43 pm
by Pendulum
Lol yeah I was going to point out the clan, then I realized it's a whole clan dedicated to fire and dick jokes so of course they've seen into the iridium. Hell at this point I would think Majestic-12[bot] might have admin access over there. ^_^

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:49 pm
by Tom Servo
Curse Technicians are really on their game :rofl:

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:52 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
What they don't know is I still see all the shit in the Mod Lounge.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:55 pm
by Pendulum
What they don't know is I still see all the shit in the Mod Lounge.
...well NOW they do! :mad:

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:56 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Lets see them try to kick me out :p

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:56 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Whats the worst they can do.. Ban me?

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 9:57 pm
by Pendulum
No, no, just that they'll have even less worthwhile conversation back there now and they'll probably just push even more of the discussion to chats and shit.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:39 pm
by iamabadman
i never saw the mtgs mod lounge

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:47 pm
by Checkbox
Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she is.

<3
i have never seen a worse post than this
I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere,
and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:54 pm
by Pendulum
Going for the Tryhard 2013 trophy pretty early, aintcha Checkbox? That.... makes sense.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:54 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
i never saw the mtgs mod lounge
Your not missing much.

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
i came, i saw, i left

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
with some more cumming in the middle

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:22 am
by Pendulum
By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:32 am
by Pendulum
As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:38 am
by Kaitscralt
To Talore I bestow the pagan's idol, a petrified tree branch carved into his likeness that will bring his enemies bad luck

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:48 am
by Thrillho
Oh please, we've all seen the MTGS lounge, we know you've seen worse.
This is true. Is anyone not currently browsing the mod lounge under one of their hijacked accounts?
:stupid:

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:51 am
by Checkbox
Users browsing this forum: Checkbox, Thrillho and 0 guests

Tagteam of the century.

:stupid:

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am
by Kaitscralt
I tried to get into the mod lounge but the pagan tree idol I gave Talore warded me away

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am
by Kaitscralt
what have i done

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:55 am
by Thrillho
I just shoveled a sprig of broccoli into my mouth like an animal I am less than human

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:56 am
by Thrillho
what have i done
Do you want to browse as baby?

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:05 am
by Col. Khaddafi
masterleaks

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:14 am
by Kaitscralt
To Talore I bestow the pagan's idol, a petrified tree branch carved into his likeness that will bring his enemies bad luck
Image

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:15 am
by Thrillho
You crazy for this one teia. It's ya boy!

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:22 am
by iamabadman
everyone knows injun magic beats pagan magic. talore fears my shamanistic ways :stupid:

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:56 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
everyone knows injun magic beats pagan magic. talore fears my shamanistic ways :stupid:
Fuck you redskin

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:09 am
by iamabadman
SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:48 am
by Manders
I don't think it's that we don't believe you, Manders, it's just more fun to antagonize you. >:)
This is the story of my life.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:49 am
by Manders
Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
Hahaha, you are hilariously terrible.

This is not happening. Ever.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:51 am
by Manders
The Urban Dictionary page on Negging is hilarious. These are the first two definitions given.

1. Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.

2. It's a way to pick up girls. How it works is you use remarks to tap into female insecurity; Shake their confidence.
Neg is a negative remark wrapped in a back-handed compliment.
So your neg will confuse and intrigue them and maybe even shake their confidence a little bit, but only enough for them to fall from the clouds and be interested in talking to you. Its way to get threw their
defenses at bars and such.
I have crazy-strong negging defenses built into my psyche.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:54 am
by Manders
Ah, the ol' reverse psychology trick. Clever, Scralty, clever.

Manders, under absolutely no circumstances are you to get naked, pour melted butter all over your body, and send us pictures of what transpires.
She'd lick herself clean like a cat, cause of how fat she
is.

<3
i have never seen a worse post than this
I tried way too fucking hard - I knew there was a joke somewhere, and I pushed it through in the least graceful way possible.
You seriously gotta think about these things, dude.

How's a person so fat that they're willing to lick straight butter going to be able to lick it off of themselves?

Your joke was shite, and you should be ashamed.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:57 am
by Manders
By the way, since the campground came up earlier: This Memorial Day weekend my job is going to do its very best to kill me dead, so if you don't see me after that it's because I've either fallen into the woodchipper or am knee deep in something or someone. Please send help, or at least a card.
I was going to say something sweet and corny about how I'll die if you don't return...

until I saw this post:
As for a will, I'll bequeath all my Standard stuff to 'Scralty, Scumbag can have all my foreign dual lands 'cuz he speaks like a hundred different languages, Gals can have all my alters
and I guess Thrillho can have my judge promos. Talore can have the Lotus 'cuz he likes nature, but bury me with my Vizzerdrixes.
I don't get anything if you die?

WELL, FUCK YOU, TOO! :flame:

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 2:58 am
by Manders
SHUT UP OR ILL UNLESS MY MEDICINE ON YO GIRLS FACE WITH A MIGHTY WHOOP STICK
This would have been a much better post if you hadn't typo'd your way through it, yo.