Dies to Removal

Ru serious?

Too overpowered

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

It is over powered, but I REALY....HATE....Esper! I rarely walk away from an Esper match where I did not want to draw and quarter the opponent.

I really enjoy Oversoul of Dusk and love to equip the shit out of it in my Bant Commander deck. I didn't give it indestructable, regen or hexproof, thus it can't be that powerful. Just fun.

And I though khaoss card was broken

I think I have a more toned-down version:


Khaospawn, Master of Mead [mana]RRR[/mana]

Mythic Rare

Summon Viking Warrior Berserker

Haste, First Strike, Trample, Fading - 3

Khaospawn gets +1/+1 for each Red permanent you control.

3/1

"Where did all the mead go?"


Edit:

Basically, just an attacking dude. It won't win the game on its own.

Also, I like how "Fading" is a
Planar Chaos mechanic.

Since we can assume he will be drunk; it should also say "attacks a random player".

Yeah! I'll edit it.

Alright, I'm at the IQ. Starts in about 20. Wish me luck!

I changed the +1/+1 thing to devotion. Now it's bonkers again. Consequently, I had to change it's mana cost to include colorless so the damn thing doesn't come out as a 6/4 trampler.




GL, Raida!

Stay cool, play hard. Don't rush.

Redheaded Fury
X
Enchantment

Redheaded Fury cannot be countered.
Players cannot gain life.
When you cast Redheaded Fury, your life total becomes 1.
Redheaded Fury enters the battlefield with X rage counters for each mana spent to cast it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Redheaded Fury deals X damage to target opponent, where X is the number of rage counters on Redheaded Fury.

Living dangerously can sometimes be worth it.

Good luck, Raida! And stay cool and don't rush your decisions!

Redheaded Fury. That is awesome, unique, and sexy.

I just had a horrible card idea from South Park.
Ginger's Temper 1R

Counter Target blue creature spell

It is basically a blue remove soul.

I'm bored sitting in the front desk at the airport working today. We should make FoS Christmas magic card. examples from MTG salvation http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthre ... st11164008

I will re-do my card idea.

Deck the Halls 2R

(Picture of a red mage punching Jace in the face and burning his fruitcake gift at the same time)

Target creature gets +3+3.
Deck the Halls deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Alright, I'm at the IQ. Starts in about 20. Wish me luck!

Give 'em Hell.

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

lol U so nub gg no re

Good luck, Raida.

Yes, I am still not up to date on short hand texting/posting. Still a mystery to me.

lol U so nub gg no re

Still

And lost match one to G/W aggro. One of my worst matchups e.e

Gl Radia. Take your time, plan your turns, and don't miss your triggers!

If you really wanna get under you opponent's skin in the later matches try calling/passing priority vocally between each step. Gets a rise out of people

Raida, you must feel the Force.

Raida, you must feel the Force.

Just so he's clear on this, are you referring to red's crank again?

Raida, you must feel the Force.

Just so he's clear on this, are you referring to red's crank again?

Just don't try and force a feel.

Unless she explicitly states that she's into that kind of thing and gives you, personally, permission to do so.

Then it isn't forcing.

You're right. I guess technically it's role-play.

Carry on.

Unless she explicitly states that she's into that kind of thing and gives you, personally, permission to do so.

Where's the fun in that?

Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Unless an STD and/or a pregnancy are involved. Then it becomes a "point and laugh" moment.

Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

Exactly.

What's the deal with the corruption report of cyber bullying and slander against a users in the corruption thread? Sounds like mods (from MTGS) are attacking the thread in a brilliant, sneaky way. I am being entirely serious.

If thy have evidence; they should poste examples cause I and many others will doubt the truthfulness of said claims till it's out in the open.

What's the deal with the corruption report of cyber bullying and slander against a users in the corruption thread? Sounds like mods (from MTGS) are attacking the thread in a brilliant, sneaky way. I am being entirely serious.

If thy have evidence; they should poste examples cause I and many others will doubt the truthfulness of said claims till it's out in the open.

It's all a satire, pretty much mocking how MTGS turned into the moronic machine that it is today.

Well I feel stupid then Not the first time and it will happen again. Thanks.

I always wanted to ask the MTGS clowns (mods) if their quest to ban all trollers, regardless of quality content, was trolling in of itself thus requiring a ban of themselves. We need a smiley of a hiding grumpy face sitting a tree house with sign on it that that says "No Cool People Allowed" that equals MTGS in smiley typing..

:mtgs:

Damn, nothing happened.

freedom, you could've just previewed your post to see if it would've worked.

Not that stream-of-consciousness posts aren't tolerated or anything. We're not savages around here.

Wait, who am I kidding? Of course we're fucking savages!

WHERE'S MY MEAD?

Gentleman, Thirst's crank has been spotted in Vietnam

WHERE'S MY MEAD?

Come down to Florida and we shall drink the entire county dry.

And then we will raid the neighboring strip clubs for booty.

So I've been watching a Firefly marathon while babysitting today. First time ever watching it.

Why didn't I do this earlier? This show is the tits.