Dies to Removal

Gentleman, Thirst's crank has been spotted in Vietnam

This was only a small fraction of it that surfaced above ground.

Also, my fridge was emptied of precious Blue Moon last night. Pecker tracks indicate that it was a dick of mammoth proportions responsible for the raid. I want to blame redthirst, but I know that he has as much control of that schlong as we do.

Nothing is safe from it. Especially Vietnamese hookers.

So I've been watching a Firefly marathon while babysitting today. First time ever watching it.

Why didn't I do this earlier? This show is the tits.

Literally. Thank you, Christina Hendricks.

Firefly may be the greatest television show ever created.

Firefly may be the greatest television show ever created.

It is, Suga. It is.

Gentleman, Thirst's crank has been spotted in Vietnam

This was only a small fraction of it that surfaced above ground.

Also, my fridge was emptied of precious Blue Moon last night. Pecker tracks indicate that it was a dick of mammoth proportions responsible for the raid. I want to blame redthirst, but I know that he has as much control of that schlong as we do.

Nothing is safe from it. Especially Vietnamese hookers.

You underestimate it's size. That's just a
pube left over from his visit. Where do you think the milky flood came from.

Oh, who is this Bridgett gal? I must continue watching...

Oh, who is this Bridgett gal? I must continue watching...

The only bad thing about the show is there was only 1 season. The crap that won out over this show to be discontinued was a crime against humanity.

Oh, who is this Bridgett gal? I must continue watching...

She was one of the best characters on the show, in my opinion. The ways in which she is able to fuck with Mal's brain make some scenes pretty tough to watch (you just know that something bad is going to happen), but that's just proof of just how well they made the show.

Ah red scrumper, glad we can meet again. (congrats on your fnm btw)

If you would be so kind, could you pm me? I have some things I would like to ask you.

Scrumper here! I returned happily from my FNM coming in forth place again. The advice given in this male sisterhood helped me improve greatly. Some of the FNMer were surprised to see me winning some rounds. Madcap Skills is a strong card. Next week I go for top 3!

I took advice here and have tried talking to my girlfriend. No luck. She wants me to "do my fair share" of housework but when I'm working a full time job and trying to improve at MTG how can I find time? This situation is really frustrating and when our kid is born I hope we can stop arguing. Any tips to solve this problem my red allies?

Corrupt her.

RedScrumper

Troll Scrub
Indestructible. Hexproof.
As long as you control RedScrumper, you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
0/1

Scrumper here! I returned happily from my FNM coming in forth place again. The advice given in this male sisterhood helped me improve greatly. Some of the FNMer were surprised to see me winning some rounds. Madcap Skills is a strong card. Next week I go for top 3!

I took advice here and have tried talking to my girlfriend. No luck. She wants me to "do my fair share" of housework but when I'm working a full time job and trying to improve at MTG how can I find time? This situation is really frustrating and when our kid is born I hope we can stop arguing. Any tips to solve this problem my red allies?

There's a thing called abortion.

RedScrumper

Troll Scrub
As long as you control RedScrumper, you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
0/1

Indestructible, Hexproof

It should have more toughness, because I doubt he's going away anytime soon.

Scrumper here! I returned happily from my FNM coming in forth place again. The advice given in this male sisterhood helped me improve greatly. Some of the FNMer were surprised to see me winning some rounds. Madcap Skills is a strong card. Next week I go for top 3!

I took advice here and have tried talking to my girlfriend. No luck. She wants me to "do my fair share" of housework but when I'm working a full time job and trying to improve at MTG how can I find time? This situation is really frustrating and when our kid is born I hope we can stop arguing. Any tips to solve this problem my red allies?

Fight the good fight sir :')

Scrumpdawg, you need to quit being a scrub at life and find a new girl. Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks. Their only job is to suck your dick.

Scrumpdawg, you need to quit being a scrub at life and find a new girl. Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks. Their only job is to suck your dick.

This statement is the opinion of the clan as a whole because we're all misogynistic ass bandits.

Kazekirimabu, not sure what you mean by 'corrupt her'? We've been together two years now and I think deep down she wants situation to work out just like me.

She wants you to work out.

Scrumper here! I returned happily from my FNM coming in forth place again. The advice given in this male sisterhood helped me improve greatly. Some of the FNMer were surprised to see me winning some rounds. Madcap Skills is a strong card. Next week I go for top 3!

I took advice here and have tried talking to my girlfriend. No luck. She wants me to "do my fair share" of housework but when I'm working a full time job and trying to improve at MTG how can I find time? This situation is really frustrating and when our kid is born I hope we can stop arguing. Any tips to solve this problem my red allies?

Why do you sound British in my head?

RedScrumper

Troll Scrub
Indestructible. Hexproof.
As long as you control RedScrumper, you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
0/1

Indestructible, Hexproof

Edited.

Scrumper is my favorite, I propose an instant promotion to tier infinity.

Oh, and DS, your creature just makes life gain exceptionally good, since it does not prevent life gain, but only neutralizes it and makes you take that much damage, as well as potentially clearing the board.

It's not supposed to be good, just representative/amusing. The general idea was "fuckthis, burn everything", and "screw you guys, I'm going home"

I'd probably never actually play the damn thing (unless I was comboing it with cards that make opponents gain life, like nature's claim or swords to plowshares).

If I wanted to make something along the same lines only good it would be more like:

1RR
Darthstabber
Creature - Human Wizard Berserker
Haste
If an opponent would gain life you may sacrifice
Darthstabber, if you do, that life gain is prevented and Darthstabber deals damage to each player equal to the amount of life the opponent would have gained.
2/2

Scrumpdawg, you need to quit being a scrub at life and find a new girl. Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks. Their only job is to suck your dick.

This statement is the opinion of the clan as a whole because we're all misogynistic ass bandits.

I like the idea of being called an ass bandit.

Final standings are in. I went 4-2 for 12th place.
For my first tourney bigger then a ggame day, I'll take it and be happy.

Oh, and Purp is here running Walter white and is 4-0-2(drew into top8)
So root for him

who is da purp

*swoon

Z, you better put a ring on it.

Tell her to put that pinky out.

Suga, I agree.

Kaze, I'm ok with Pip not drinking alcohol like you do.

Purp's a dude who hangs out on the forums here occasionally...

He just doesn't post in here much

Kaze, I'm ok with Pip not drinking alcohol like you do.

You shouldn't be.

Purp's a dude who hangs out on the forums here occasionally...

He just doesn't post in here much

I know, I was making a reference to his intro thread.

That's an awesome woman there, z.

Suga, I agree.

Does this mean we're going to be given some news in the near future?

Near? Probably not. Within a year though yeah. Got a few things to figure out while I save for a ring.

Near? Probably not. Within a year though yeah. Got a few things to figure out while I save for a ring.

Any of you guys that play Commander, head on over to the main forum and comment on my newest posts.

I appreciate the content, Suga, I just don't have anything to say about it.

That's fine. I've got a couple decklists to post soon, so hopefully that will generate some conversation.

I have a lot of those Commander cards, but I just did not like the format when I played it with some friends. Four hour games of Magic were not to anyone's liking.