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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:59 am
by Kazekirimaru
Corruption.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:59 am
by DroppinSuga
Tube is now lying to us. The corruption has got to him.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:04 am
by Jack
http://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/8603
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:05 am
by hamfactorial
was on mtg goldfish, looking at the modern meta, when I saw a tab that just said "R". the 3 cards listed under it were: Spellskite, Kargan Dragonlord, and Chandra's phonix...

I was thinking "no fucking way"

Guess what?

100% 4 Chandra's Phoenix 7.00
100% 4 Figure of Destiny 3.00
100% 4 Spellskite 31.88
100% 4 Kargan Dragonlord 5.32
100% 3 Grim Lavamancer 4.53
100% 2 Rakka Mar 0.14
Spells
100% 4 Lightning Bolt 0.32
100% 4 Flame Javelin 0.12
100% 3 Blood Moon 18.48
100% 2 Chandra Pyromaster 30.48
100% 2 Sword of Feast and Famine 14.40
100% 1 Sword of Fire and Ice 4.20
Land
100% 15 Mountain 0.30
100% 4 Arid Mesa 37.12
100% 4 Scalding Tarn 63.08
Sideboard
100% 4 Shattering
Blow 0.08
100% 3 Relic of Progenitus 0.24
100% 3 Torpor Orb 7.77
100% 3 Vexing Shusher 5.85
100% 2 Pithing Needle 1.34
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Modern Event #6322080 on 2013-11-16

W L Deck Player Price
0 0 R hamfactorial 235.65
I make up the entirety of the Modern meta. This is too much power to handle...

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:10 am
by Jack
About 1/200 of it, at least.
What's great about this is that people will see a picture of Spellskite, see the deck name as "R" (gotta get on changing that, btw), thing "wtf is this?" and LOOK AT IT!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:12 am
by hamfactorial
Haha, metagame warping Spellskite tech :sherlock:

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:13 am
by Jack
...and half as popular as blue tron, r/g aggro, g/w h8bears, and scapeshift. Nice going, Ham!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:30 am
by Jack
I already play red decks and have unthinking red spirit! Please let me know since this is where I belong I know it.
You're already in, brother!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:37 am
by hamfactorial
Nowhere to go but up, ScrumpBro!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:39 am
by Self Medicated
What do I need to do for fulltime membership?
Well, it involves Redthirst's penis, and a very uncomfortable place.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:40 am
by Kazekirimaru
Nowhere to go but up the pooper, ScrumpBro!
:teach:

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:41 am
by hamfactorial
Giggidy

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:57 am
by photodyer
Image

Image

The Pooh mashup is available as a toddler shirt...too damn cute!

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:43 am
by windstrider
I love both of those shirts, photo.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:44 am
by Jack
THE FUCK DID KAZE GET INTO THE WATCHDOG FORUM?!?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:47 am
by Jack
Oh, and he actually posted content. Not the funny kind, though :(
Just looks like a coded message with a key.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:08 am
by Kazekirimaru
You're sharp.

Too sharp.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:09 am
by Kazekirimaru
Perhaps you could do with a little less freedom.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:30 am
by DarthStabber
Scrumper here! FOS taking over modern meta is exciting news! Perhaps I should switch to modern tournaments to improve my rating?
Play more limited. Limited makes you a better player faster than constructed. The better you are the faster your ratings improve.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:33 am
by Kazekirimaru
Scrumper here! FOS taking over modern meta is exciting news! Perhaps I should switch to modern tournaments to improve my rating?
Play more limited. Limited makes you a better player faster than constructed. The better you are the faster your ratings improve.
:no2:

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:50 am
by Link
haven't been around much, fuckin soul-suckin MMOs...

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:10 am
by photodyer
haven't been around much, fuckin soul-suckin MMOs...
I avoid them like the plague...if I ever get started the world will crumble around me as I jack in for just one more level... <shudder>.

A man's got to know his limitations...

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:15 am
by InflatablePie
Fate did you start playing WoW because I swear to god

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:20 am
by photodyer
Image

Image

Image

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:26 am
by Kazekirimaru
Which MMO, Fate?

Something you can smash in, I presume.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:40 am
by photodyer
Okay...I'm spoilering this one as it may not be appreciated popping up on office computers...courtesy of a rather lecherous lady:
Star Wars debauchery--R2 dreams...
Image

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:35 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Okay...I'm spoilering this one as it may not be appreciated popping up on office computers...courtesy of a rather lecherous lady:
Star Wars debauchery--R2 dreams...
Image
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:37 am
by Lightning_Dolt
was on mtg goldfish, looking at the modern meta, when I saw a tab that just said "R". the 3 cards listed under it were: Spellskite, Kargan Dragonlord, and Chandra's phonix...

I was thinking "no fucking way"

Guess what?

100% 4 Chandra's Phoenix 7.00
100% 4 Figure of Destiny 3.00
100% 4 Spellskite 31.88
100% 4 Kargan Dragonlord 5.32
100% 3 Grim Lavamancer 4.53
100% 2 Rakka Mar 0.14
Spells
100% 4 Lightning Bolt 0.32
100% 4 Flame Javelin 0.12
100% 3 Blood Moon 18.48
100% 2 Chandra Pyromaster 30.48
100% 2 Sword of Feast and Famine 14.40
100% 1 Sword of Fire and Ice 4.20
Land
100% 15 Mountain 0.30
100% 4 Arid Mesa 37.12
100% 4 Scalding Tarn 63.08
Sideboard
100% 4
Shattering Blow 0.08
100% 3 Relic of Progenitus 0.24
100% 3 Torpor Orb 7.77
100% 3 Vexing Shusher 5.85
100% 2 Pithing Needle 1.34
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Modern Event #6322080 on 2013-11-16

W L Deck Player Price
0 0 R hamfactorial 235.65
Why Shattering Blow over Smash to Smithereens?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:45 am
by F.I.A
@photodyer: You drew all those? They are sure great!

@Johnny_Spike: I suppose for painful artifacts like Wurmcoil Engine?

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:48 am
by Lightning_Dolt
@photodyer: You drew all those? They are sure great!

@Johnny_Spike: I suppose for painful artifacts like Wurmcoil Engine?
Guess that makes sense. I don't play modern really, so I didn't think of that.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:19 pm
by redthirst
Image
It's looks like they want to play Paper, Rock, Scissors so bad...

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:07 pm
by windstrider
One more day of end of semester paperwork, and I'm out of school until December. Of course, I'm also unemployed until December starts. I so very love being a contract employee.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:07 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
So, I just noticed that Kaze had posted in the Watchdog forum, and that Stardust had replied...

After taking the few seconds to decipher it, I am laughing my ass off so hard, oh my god...

Stardust, you are amazing...

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:14 pm
by hamfactorial
Caesar cipher too stronk

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:26 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
I love a good Caesar Cipher. It's a classic :P

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:54 pm
by DroppinSuga
I'm far too lazy to decipher it.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:33 pm
by redthirst
TH so mean to me.

:frown:

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:08 pm
by windstrider

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:09 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Reported for being a lazy-enabler.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:10 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Obviously I'll need to go deeper next time.

Time to break out the Vigenère square.