Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:58 pm
Are you the Keymaster?
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:00 pm
Yes. Well, I'm a friend of his. He asked me to stop by. Love what you've done with the place.
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:05 pm
I love Ghostbusters.
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:41 pm
My overprotective parents thought that Ghostbusters might have been too intense for me when I asked to go see it. I was 13 when it came out. 
There's a lot about my life that I don't tell my family.
There's a lot about my life that I don't tell my family.Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:42 pm
I wasn't allowed to play Yu-Gi-Oh as a kid.
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:51 pm
Magic players are just the worst people.
I was playing Legacy Storm, and I'm at 6 life. Opponent is playing MUD(artifact ramp combo) and has lethal on board. I make 9 mana with 3 Lion's eye Diamonds and have an infernal tutor to resolve. My only options are Past in Flames, and Ad Nauseum since I only have a storm count of like 2. At six life with such a low storm count and having used half of my zero cost spells, I deduce that Ad Nauseum will likely just kill me since I'd need to hit a zero artifact and running rituals along with a turo while if I get past in flames, I can flashback a ponder to see up to 4 cards needing 1 ritual.
I naturally go with Flames, my opponent questions it, I tell him my reasoning, I cast the ponder, see 2 rituals on top. Take dark ritual, cast it. Flashback probe, play cabal ritual. Flashback past in flames(it doesn't give cards played after it flashback), make millions of mana get my
Tendrils and win.
Opponent? "You misplayed and won. Fucking noob
"
RAGE RAGE RAGE. I hate magic players.
I was playing Legacy Storm, and I'm at 6 life. Opponent is playing MUD(artifact ramp combo) and has lethal on board. I make 9 mana with 3 Lion's eye Diamonds and have an infernal tutor to resolve. My only options are Past in Flames, and Ad Nauseum since I only have a storm count of like 2. At six life with such a low storm count and having used half of my zero cost spells, I deduce that Ad Nauseum will likely just kill me since I'd need to hit a zero artifact and running rituals along with a turo while if I get past in flames, I can flashback a ponder to see up to 4 cards needing 1 ritual.
I naturally go with Flames, my opponent questions it, I tell him my reasoning, I cast the ponder, see 2 rituals on top. Take dark ritual, cast it. Flashback probe, play cabal ritual. Flashback past in flames(it doesn't give cards played after it flashback), make millions of mana get my
Tendrils and win.
Opponent? "You misplayed and won. Fucking noob
"RAGE RAGE RAGE. I hate magic players.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:05 am
"You misplayed and won." Play seemed fine to me.Magic players are just the worst people.
I was playing Legacy Storm, and I'm at 6 life. Opponent is playing MUD(artifact ramp combo) and has lethal on board. I make 9 mana with 3 Lion's eye Diamonds and have an infernal tutor to resolve. My only options are Past in Flames, and Ad Nauseum since I only have a storm count of like 2. At six life with such a low storm count and having used half of my zero cost spells, I deduce that Ad Nauseum will likely just kill me since I'd need to hit a zero artifact and running rituals along with a turo while if I get past in flames, I can flashback a ponder to see up to 4 cards needing 1 ritual.
I naturally go with Flames, my opponent questions it, I tell him my reasoning, I cast the ponder, see 2 rituals on top. Take
dark ritual, cast it. Flashback probe, play cabal ritual. Flashback past in flames(it doesn't give cards played after it flashback), make millions of mana get my Tendrils and win.
Opponent? "You misplayed and won. Fucking noob
RAGE RAGE RAGE. I hate magic players.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:13 am
Did you immediately jump on the table and scream "SCOREBOARD BITCH!"? I think that's the only choice.Magic players are just the worst people.
I was playing Legacy Storm, and I'm at 6 life. Opponent is playing MUD(artifact ramp combo) and has lethal on board. I make 9 mana with 3 Lion's eye Diamonds and have an infernal tutor to resolve. My only options are Past in Flames, and Ad Nauseum since I only have a storm count of like 2. At six life with such a low storm count and having used half of my zero cost spells, I deduce that Ad Nauseum will likely just kill me since I'd need to hit a zero artifact and running rituals along with a turo while if I get past in flames, I can flashback a ponder to see up to 4 cards needing 1 ritual.
I naturally go with Flames, my opponent questions it, I tell him my reasoning, I cast the ponder, see 2 rituals on top. Take
dark ritual, cast it. Flashback probe, play cabal ritual. Flashback past in flames(it doesn't give cards played after it flashback), make millions of mana get my Tendrils and win.
Opponent? "You misplayed and won. Fucking noob
RAGE RAGE RAGE. I hate magic players.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:22 am
You could always ask yourself WWKD? (What would Khaos do?)
In this case, down a half gallon of mead, scream incoherently in Old Norse, and then piss on them.
You might get a warning from a judge, though.
This, by the way, is how I imagine Khaos ending every game of Magic.
In this case, down a half gallon of mead, scream incoherently in Old Norse, and then piss on them.
You might get a warning from a judge, though.
This, by the way, is how I imagine Khaos ending every game of Magic.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:24 am
someone doesn't know how Ant works...Magic players are just the worst people.
I was playing Legacy Storm, and I'm at 6 life. Opponent is playing MUD(artifact ramp combo) and has lethal on board. I make 9 mana with 3 Lion's eye Diamonds and have an infernal tutor to resolve. My only options are Past in Flames, and Ad Nauseum since I only have a storm count of like 2. At six life with such a low storm count and having used half of my zero cost spells, I deduce that Ad Nauseum will likely just kill me since I'd need to hit a zero artifact and running rituals along with a turo while if I get past in flames, I can flashback a ponder to see up to 4 cards needing 1 ritual.
I naturally go with Flames, my opponent questions it, I tell him my reasoning, I cast the ponder, see 2 rituals on top. Take
dark ritual, cast it. Flashback probe, play cabal ritual. Flashback past in flames(it doesn't give cards played after it flashback), make millions of mana get my Tendrils and win.
Opponent? "You misplayed and won. Fucking noob
RAGE RAGE RAGE. I hate magic players.
Who the hell questions getting the pif in that situation?
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:27 am
I love "misplaying" and winning. It means my opponent is a big enough idiot that I can keep winning against them.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:29 am
especially in legacy, where the line between, "misplaying" and finding that obscure line to win is paper thin.
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Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:57 am
Andask! Hata! Aldrnari! Blóðugr kelda!In this case, down a half gallon of mead, scream incoherently in Old Norse, and then piss on them.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:04 am
You could always ask yourself WWKD? (What would Khaos do?)
In this case, down a half gallon of mead, scream incoherently in Old Norse, and then piss on them.
You might get a warning from a judge, though.
This, by the way, is how I imagine Khaos ending every game of Magic.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:25 am
I just punted to a Boris aggro deck..Game 2 decided to mully when I shouldn't have and got left with a really shitty hand. Game 3 the hexproof from red bastard got me, so that game was fair, but game 2 was terrible on my part.
I feel sick e.e
I feel sick e.e
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:31 am
Playing PyroRed tonight. So much MBC here!
2-0'd 1 victim so far. His tears mixed nicely with mah mead.
2-0'd 1 victim so far. His tears mixed nicely with mah mead.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:32 am
Can't win them all.I just punted to a Boris aggro deck..Game 2 decided to mully when I shouldn't have and got left with a really shitty hand. Game 3 the hexproof from red bastard got me, so that game was fair, but game 2 was terrible on my part.
I feel sick e.e
Last time I played against Boros, dude played his Fiendslayer Paladin and looked at me like he was waiting for me to drop a deuce as I realized the gravity of what he just did. Mogis pinged him for lethal next turn. "Next draw would have won me the game," of course. Some people always seem to have been one draw from GG.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:01 am
I had a guy do that to me. He was less than pleased when I attacked into it with a Cackler and then used Boros Charm to make it indestructible, gaining a token from Young Pyro in the process. Killed him the turn after by attacking and then Jetting him for lethal. Control players really don't like to be controlled.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:15 am
Best of luck to everyone at FNM!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:56 am
3-0 so far. PyroRed rides like a worn-in shoe.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:00 am
I forgot today was Friday.
This is my brain on unemployment.
This is my brain on unemployment.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:21 am
I am having a terrible fnm. 1-2 atm. Punted to boros aggro, beat a terrible maze's end, then got destroyed by a U/W control with 2 MoW.
Really upset with myself, this is proly my worst fnm in a long time. Might be first time wIth no prize-packs in almost a year.
and just when I was feeling good about myself too -depressed-
Really upset with myself, this is proly my worst fnm in a long time. Might be first time wIth no prize-packs in almost a year.
and just when I was feeling good about myself too -depressed-
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:33 am
Don't let one bad experience tilt you so badly. It happens.
Last FNM, I got destroyed first round by a guy who had been playing for about two months, which was not a good sign for the night. I bought a Purphoros playmat to make myself feel better, and then went on to a 3-2 finish. Not a stellar night of Magic by any means, but it was great listening to other people talking about me and my deck. Chained to the Rocks took a lot of people by surprise. So it ended up being fun.
Last FNM, I got destroyed first round by a guy who had been playing for about two months, which was not a good sign for the night. I bought a Purphoros playmat to make myself feel better, and then went on to a 3-2 finish. Not a stellar night of Magic by any means, but it was great listening to other people talking about me and my deck. Chained to the Rocks took a lot of people by surprise. So it ended up being fun.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:37 am
4-0 vs two MBC, Mono Green, and Esper.
Hail to the king, baby. Now for a McRub.
Mmm....McRubbin'.
Hail to the king, baby. Now for a McRub.
Mmm....McRubbin'.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:38 am
Also, Seismic Stomp is ridiculous when you have a board full of tokens.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:43 am
Congrats, Khaos!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:51 am
My Burn is like....BERSERKER!
Makin' tokens, fuck, Berserker!
Makin' tokens, fuck, Berserker!
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:24 am
Has Big G/u become a thing?
I know its only cockatrice, but almost 1-3 matches seems to be the same Dorks, prophet, and for some fucking reason, primordials. with the usual dumb green crew.
Has this become a thing?
I know its only cockatrice, but almost 1-3 matches seems to be the same Dorks, prophet, and for some fucking reason, primordials. with the usual dumb green crew.
Has this become a thing?
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:26 am
I know its only cockatrice
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:43 am
Good work Khaos! Make sure to report in the PyroRed thread 
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 4:54 am
5-0 split top 4 with Modern RUG. People are so bad.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:00 am
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:01 am
That was in reference to the cockatrice post. Damn phone ....
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:02 am
man, you don't know the horrors of cockatrice until you've spent a day with out anything else to do
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:02 am
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I will tomorrow. Chugging mead.Good work Khaos! Make sure to report in the PyroRed thread
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:02 am
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I will tomorrow. Chugging mead.Good work Khaos! Make sure to report in the PyroRed thread
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:04 am
I tried to watch cloud atlas.
All i succeed with was to watch Tom Hanks throw a dude of a building 30 times.
All i succeed with was to watch Tom Hanks throw a dude of a building 30 times.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:05 am
I need to get out of this chair.
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:06 am
Stupid phone and stupid double-posts.
