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Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:00 pm**

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender sees that the man is obviously already intoxicated and tells him he's too drunk to be served. Chuck Norris then leaves, because Chuck Norris is like 60-something and has no superpowers.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:16 pm**

What's worse than rearranging Helen Keller's furniture?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Jews
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza doesn't scream and smell like burning hair when you put it in an oven.

Actually, at that point the Jews would probably no longer be screaming as they would have been poisoned by Zyklon B before that. Also,
the hair would have probably been removed to use for various consumer products. Efficient lot, the nazis.
:themoreyouknow:

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:17 pm**

LOL, I really want to thank for the post for the continuation of the anti-joke chain but I don't want to look like a raging white supremist.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:18 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:26 pm**

Hmm. It appears I can't seem to stop. This may become problematic.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously while throwing forks at her.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:31 pm**

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds that he is sad because the horse in the stall next to his had to get put down this morning because he broke his leg. They were good friends.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:33 pm**

LOL, I really want to thank for the post for the continuation of the anti-joke chain but I don't want to look like a raging white supremist.

Jews have the misfortune that the most offensive thing people tend to think of off-hand involves them in a fairly big way. As jokes tend to spiral quite easily out of control and towards ever more offensive subject matter, they are often the butt of them.

Note: Jews also have the misfortune of having been subjected to some of the worst atrocities mankind has ever seen

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:33 pm**

Hmm. It appears I can't seem to stop. This may become problematic.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously while throwing forks at her.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:41 pm**

I don't really consider this an anti-joke, but it seemed appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFZE1R1gwiU

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:49 pm**

Hmm. It appears I can't seem to stop. This may become problematic.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously while throwing forks at her.

Precisely!

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:57 pm**

There's a whole string of those at the website I'm reading anti-joke chicken memes on. The punchline is so subtle they're adding it to everything, so you get stuff like:

Why did little Suzie fall out of the swing?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Paint yourself green, then start humming monotonously and throw forks at her.

A fairly interesting community, memebuilders. Probably lots of drama.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:51 pm**

I walked in at an odd time, as usual.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:00 pm**

I am not Teia...

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:03 pm**

You're still Teia.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:12 pm**

But without the Peni...

wait a second

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:47 pm**

Live by the Teia, die by the Teia

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:05 pm**

Went to New Jersey Saturday night, but I couldn't find badguy. Turns out there's a lot of people there.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:23 pm**

Went to New Jersey Saturday night, but I couldn't find badguy. Turns out there's a lot of people there.

JJ and his associate Kijin would have found him.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:34 pm**

Heh, subtle.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:08 pm**

Went to New Jersey Saturday night, but I couldn't find badguy. Turns out there's a lot of people there.
JJ and his associate Kijin would have found him.

Boom roasted.

:iridium:

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:06 pm**

Went to New Jersey Saturday night, but I couldn't find badguy. Turns out there's a lot of people there.

lazy fuck

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:15 pm**

my piss smells

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:16 pm**

Did you eat asparagus last night?

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:18 pm**

I drank too much and became invisible

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:19 pm**

Hey saphh since im 30 and your 30++ when do i get my superpowers. Old people get those right.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:21 pm**

No I'm just dehydrated probably

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:37 pm**

Hey saphh since im 30 and your 30++ when do i get my superpowers. Old people get those right.

Im still waiting. I think mine are stuck in a lay-a-way center.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:55 pm**

my piss smells

lolwut

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:16 pm**

What do you call a fat computer?

A dell

.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:17 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:19 pm**

What do you call a fat man?

A Checkbox.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:19 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:20 pm**

RICK ROSS DA BOSS

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:23 pm**

Translation game:

Say "I like to see drops" in Spanish.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:24 pm**

There's only one language and that's murican son.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:24 pm**

Translation game:

Say "I like to see drops" in Spanish.

Me gusta ver gotas.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:24 pm**

There's only one language and that's murican son.

this is why we can't have nice things.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:28 pm**

Translation game:

Say "I like to see drops" in Spanish.

Me gusta ver gotas.

Now google for images using the last two words.

Posted: **Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:29 pm**

(You just said that you like big dicks)

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Uberteam Blather Force 5

spoilered for size

why are all anti-joke chicken memes so large?