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Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:21 pm**

Thank Z

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:28 pm**

Depends what you mean by "success."

Does not end in murder.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:32 pm**

is kaze telling us something?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:35 pm**

He's telling us absolutely nothing.

Which is exactly what you'll be telling the police if they ask.

Shit like this is why we can't have Watchdogs in the Private areas...

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:37 pm**

I don't even work there anymore

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:38 pm**

What exactly happened with Stardust and the Watchdogs? Did The Man shut it down?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:39 pm**

Joke ran its course.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:40 pm**

Has anyone given any consideration to running Tymaret with Pack Rat? I feel like there could be potential there.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:41 pm**

He'll be back. I just know it.

I'm going to fashion a Stardust Signal to point in the sky out of an old coffee can....

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:41 pm**

it was the joke this forum needed, but not the one it deserved

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:42 pm**

He reminds me of my father.

I HATED my father!

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:43 pm**

with great power come great responsibility

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:44 pm**

Who wants schwarma?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:52 pm**

Don't let the watchdog forum die! It needs to go negative and on the attack more.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:55 pm**

Mafia is fun.

That is all.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:56 pm**

It's time we stir up corruption just to bring Stardust back!

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:57 pm**

Let's run a Ponzi scheme!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:00 pm**

Joke ran its course.

But Doctor! I am Pagliachi!

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:00 pm**

I'm going to set fires.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:01 pm**

Joke ran its course.
But Doctor! I am Pagliachi!

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:02 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:34 pm**

It's time we stir up corruption just to bring Stardust back!

Time to add "impersonating a federal agent" to my wrap sheet.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:47 pm**

Has anyone given any consideration to running Tymaret with Pack Rat? I feel like there could be potential there.

Tymaret would just be another victim to the Rat, there is rarely reason to do anything but discard every turn once you begin

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:04 pm**

How about assemble the legion + tymaret? Makes me wish we had braid of fire.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:19 pm**

They be trolling:

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=1017

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:06 pm**

The mods on MTGS have been serious trash lately. I got a stupid infraction for a joke and tried to fight it on the their helpdesk (Drifting Skies); what a douschebag of selfloving, god complex. Even tried to take it to the higher ups. Got completly ignored. MTGS has been overrunn with morons trying to be smart as Zem.

What a pathetic infraction on Zem and the waste of skin that are sniping him right now. Mods are biased.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:08 pm**

lately

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:12 pm**

Gotta find the places you can say stuff like that and stay away from all the rest.

For example, don't joke in WCT or Debate - that's a card.
But in Standard you can do pretty much whatever you want as long as you attempt to tack some on-topic afterthought on it.
Then there's other places like the EDH community thread where I called the staff corrupt slack-ass lackeys in a couple of diffent ways today and nobody cares - including Gals and the multiple mods in that thread.

The whole place isn't terrible. It's mostly just a couple of rules and a couple of mods and a couple of idiots that make the whole place seem like shit.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:18 pm**

No. This is Legion + Purphoros all over again...

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:20 pm**

Aww shit. New toys to play with! Thanks for the tier upgrade! Now to get my ass back to posting regular.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:21 pm**

Assemble the Legion is good enough on its own. It should not be in the same deck as Tymaret.

Edit: Stupid autocorrect keeps using the wrong its.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:23 pm**

Clarification: Not everyone who's been a member for a long time will be Tier 3 material.
You can't blacklist me forever thirst!

After some thought, I've decided to rename Tier 2 the "TubeHunter Tier" in honor of the member that will be there forever.

Congratulations son!

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:26 pm**

rujasu needs a turkish, politico vacation.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:28 pm**

Hello guests. Put your feet up and relax. Seriously, you need to relax your sphincter. You're about to be penetrated.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:35 pm**

I fucking love my job. I get to refer a good friend of mine to a company that ACTUALLY CURES PTSD. He'll actually be able to celebrate 4th of July again.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:42 pm**

I fucking love my job. I get to refer a good friend of mine to a company that ACTUALLY CURES PTSD. He'll actually be able to celebrate 4th of July again.

You can't cure PTSD. It's a mental condition and we can't erase memory without sgnificant damage to the brain. You can only suppress it or accept the memory as part of you. Have military friends that use mental training and challenge their fears or episodes to fight PTSD. You do mean Poste Traumatic Stress Dissorder? Right?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:44 pm**

Buzz Killington strikes again.

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:45 pm**

Has anyone looked at my FoS Weapons of choice?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:59 pm**

James might as well be indestructible by MTGS standards. How have you not gotten banned yet?

Posted: **Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:00 pm**

Rhetorical question, by the way. The real question here is how did I get banned for doing so much less?

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