Dies to Removal

A newt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPb1X6Rqd40

This entire thing is glorious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPb1X6Rqd40

This entire thing is glorious.

That was great, I was listening to it as I 8-0 my first DE in awhile .

A newt?

He got better.

Bouncing between Big Boros and UW control, I somehow landed on Ben Starks Orzhov Aggro deck...

I hate magic sometimes.

WHY CAN'T I PLAY 3 DIFFERENT DECKS IN A TOURNEY!?!?!?!?!

Play UW.

Also, thoughts on trying out a Trading Post over a Quicken in Huey's list?

A singleton is ok. More than that throws your curve way out. Have you actually played with the list? Quicken does a lot of work.

Quicken verdict is all sorts of broken. Combined with divination, you also build the worst harmonize.

I'm leaning orzhov over UW because the latter is more likely to "just lose".

I also really like the Orzhov sideboard. I need to play thoughtseize at least once in a big tourney this year. Plus, renounce the guilds means you have an answer to blood baron.

I'm leaning orzhov over UW because the latter is more likely to "just lose".

I also really like the Orzhov sideboard. I need to play thoughtseize at least once in a big tourney this year. Plus, renounce the guilds means you have an answer to blood baron.

Wb is doing quite well on MODO right now (two 4-0 finishes, its worst MU is just UW and Esper - so its fine pick if you enjoy that heavy aggro approach).

I enjoy a wide range of deck types and this qualifies. The hardest thing is knowing how to sideboard since I've never seriously played a white weenie deck before, but I'm figuring it out. Really, the thing I'm least sure on is when to take out brave the elements. I'm probably boarding it out too much, but my win-rate still been acceptable so I guess I'm doing fine. I like playing things by ear so it's not even really a big deal.

I WOULD be interested in how different the modo-lists are from the GP deck, though I doubt they've evolved that fast. So far, all I've done is cut the orzhov charm and a doom blade from the board for 2 renounce the guilds(my mizzium mortars) and that was a GREAT idea.

Also, MDU, did you get my message. I did an awkward quote as I was leaving the house so it may have looked weird.

Also, MDU, did you get my message. I did an awkward quote as I was leaving the house so it may have looked weird.

I got it, had no issues reading it so thanks mate .

Congrats on the promotions!

I enjoy a wide range of deck types and this qualifies. The hardest thing is knowing how to sideboard since I've never seriously played a white weenie deck before, but I'm figuring it out. Really, the thing I'm least sure on is when to take out brave the elements. I'm probably boarding it out too much, but my win-rate still been acceptable so I guess I'm doing fine. I like playing things by ear so it's not even really a big deal.

I WOULD be interested in how different the modo-lists are from the GP deck, though I doubt they've evolved that fast. So far, all I've done is cut the orzhov charm and a doom blade from the board for 2 renounce the guilds(my mizzium mortars) and that was a GREAT idea.

Midrange deck?
Brave the Elements for
t3h Alpha!
Anger of the Gods, Mizzium Mortars?
Brave the Elements for t3h Survivez0r!
Walter White?
Just draw 4x Soldier of the Pantheon while your opponent draws all his Cacklers (happened to me twice, sadly I was on the other side of the table) - but, since they try to control the board with red instants, Brave the Elements does the trick. Imposing Sovereign then wins the game for you.

@ new promotions

Waaaay too much morning.

Not sure if it's way too much morning or way too much last night.

How'd your exam go, raspy?

Just catching up on the clan thread (sorry, behind). Tuesday's exam went well. It was on Contract Law. Saturday I have Civil Procedure and next Friday I have Criminal Law. Where I learn how to put all you fuckers behind bars. (jkluvu)

Buncha gotdamn lawyers in here.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Oh, the comments that come to mind with that line.

I'm legitimately disturbed now.

It's my understanding that if you are legitimately disturbed your body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

oh the brilliance.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

You know what sucks about today? The sharp, stabbing pain in my abdomen that won't go away.

Oh also having to work, fuck that noise.

Are your pants wet?

There's noise at my work today and it's driving me crazy. Someone next door going to town with what sounds like an angle grinder.

I have the whole day off for state play production! Wish me luck!

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste
like?

Depends.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking
about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste like?

Depends.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste like?

Depends.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There are twenty of them.

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste like?

Depends.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

MMNNUNNUUHH!!!

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste like?

Depends.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

MMNNUNNUUHH!!!

What's the difference between a
sorority girl and a bowling ball?

You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

ZING!

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.

Stop thinking about redthirst.

It helps.

Depends.

That reminds me of a joke.

What does an 80 year-old lady taste like?

Depends.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year
olds?

There are twenty of them.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

MMNNUNNUUHH!!!

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

ZING!

I've heard a similar one that goes "What's the difference between a joke and my dick? Your wife can't take a joke."

A newt?

Maybe he was confused with Newtered?


I guess H2O is the best place for my "Gunning for Tactical/Practical Reviews". Maybe it will bring more people to DTR and hang around more. To many on MTGS that hate guns and tactical equipment for any knowledge to be given without politics being thrown at me. I will whip up something and poste it the H2O area. It will have 2-3 reviews of tactical and practical with a gun review (not all the time) once a month.
I don't have much to contribute in magic besides my current plays or thoughts on cards tested. Wooooo...big deal. I net deck
most of the time cause I can't find anything else or time is constrained. I also like to win. The only real deck brewing I do is commander with extras I have and sealed.

Jokes huh.

How to elderly kiss once they are chair or bed ridden?
-They exhange dentures.

What do you call a cannibal that ate his mother in law?
-Gladiator (say it slowly)

How does an aggie (texas A&M) park in the handicap parking?
-Puts his or her diploma in the windshield.

My favorite terrible joke goes like this -

Why did the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this [here you hold your arms out wide like you're crucified]

I've heard a similar one that goes "What's the difference between a joke and my dick? Your wife can't take a joke."

Also, people don't laugh at your jokes...

We are all the right kinds of wrong here.