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Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:21 pm**

The bad thing about only going to FNM once a month or so is that there's so many decks I want to try out but can only play one.

Dos Rakis?
PyroBlack?
Boros Burn?

First world problems...

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:27 pm**

My favorite terrible joke goes like this -

Why did the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this [here you hold your arms out wide like you're crucified]

Zombie Jesus: Died for your sins - back for your brains.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:47 pm**

Here's a joke: women's rights.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:58 pm**

I want to go back to a time where my pants weren't wet every time I worked.
Stop thinking about redthirst's dick.

Corrected.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:07 pm**

I was under the impression that they were one and the same.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:15 pm**

Redthirst's dick is redthirst but redthirst is not redthirst's dick.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:22 pm**

He's more than the sum of his impressive, impressive parts

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:28 pm**

May his red never be thirsty.Amen.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:07 pm**

Man, I'm starting to feel confused. Can't decide what looks more fun, trying out Big Boros, DosRakis, or sticking with my enjoyable PyroDragons build e.e

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:09 pm**

Shuffle the decks together, draw 60 and register it

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:10 pm**

"At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this."

OMFG I WAS TYPING WHAT HAM JUST SAID WHEN HE BEAT ME TO IT!

It's a sign, Raida. Fucking do it.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:25 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:27 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:36 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:37 pm**

Got my shirt today, thanks Doc. ;o

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:38 pm**

That looks familiar...

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:49 pm**

The tip seems to be in his belly, so I'd believe it

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:54 pm**

I can't retort to any ridicule since I took the picture knowing full-well that the ridicule was going to get poured on.

tl;dr: Taking one for the team.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:04 pm**

You're the baddest assed Disney prince around

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:08 pm**

Who actually took the picture? I don't see a camera.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:22 pm**

He balanced the camera on the end of his cock, duh

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:28 pm**

And with "he", he means redthirst.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:36 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:37 pm**

Our play got 5th at state! Really proud of all of the cast and crew, we all worked really hard for this.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:39 pm**

My girlfriend took the picture, the camera on my phone is potato quality.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:41 pm**

Good work Tube!

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:42 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:42 pm**

gratz, tube.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:48 pm**

e.e. cummings

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:52 pm**

Who actually took the picture? I don't see a camera.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:53 pm**

Got my shirt today, thanks Doc. ;o

You got a purrty mouth, boy.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:58 pm**

a.a

@.@

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:02 pm**

The only smile I like is

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:08 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:09 pm**

The only smile I like is

The only smile I like is a vertical one.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:11 pm**

Unless she's Asian...

Or so I've heard. From people who have obviously never had sex with an Asian chick. And also don't have access to porn.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:12 pm**

Now I want Chinese.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:13 pm**

Unless she's Asian...

Or so I've heard. From people who have obviously never had sex with an Asian chick. And also don't have access to porn.

I hear it's the closest you'll get to fucking an alien.

I must do this at least thrice in my lifetime.

Posted: **Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:13 pm**

That's the thing about fucking a Chinese girl.

You just want to fuck her again 15 minutes later.

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