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Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:18 am**

2-1 vs BUG
2-0 vs UWR Delver

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:19 am**

If anything, Jace is even better than the best card ever printed.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:38 am**

Err... maybe people actually fear becoming the new me, now that I think about it.
I even missed top 3 at FNM yesterday! e.e

Everything about this most offends me.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:09 am**

2-1 vs UWR Delver

2-2 in standard
4-0 in legacy

3rd overall and $500 in the pocket.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:34 am**

About the lurking mass: I don't really know what the point is in just lurking.
I mean, it's not like I'm contributing or anything, I'm just happy in having James come up and drop a "that's a stupid idea" on me every once in a while '-'

It's my way of showing I care.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:05 pm**

Err... maybe people actually fear becoming the new me, now that I think about it.
I even missed top 3 at FNM yesterday! e.e
Everything about this most offends me.

It's my way of showing I care!

About the lurking mass: I don't really know what the point is in just lurking.
I mean, it's not like I'm contributing or anything, I'm just
happy in having James come up and drop a "that's a stupid idea" on me every once in a while '-'
It's my way of showing I care.

That's why I say I'm happy <3

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:44 pm**

I haven't played an fnm in years, but I've been playing Sundays and some Saturdays. Lately I've just been playing pauper, because let's face it, legacy pauper is the best format per dollar. And it has really made me appreciate why I had to pay so far deeply out the ass for chain lightning, it's actually well worth it.

I'm considering going back to playing standard, but I think i'm just going to wait for born of the gods, I can only beat esper unmerciful and be told that "you only won because of variance" so many times, and replies of "you're the one who chose the high variance pile" doesn't have the impact its logical perfection would seem indicate.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:52 pm**

I haven't played an fnm in years, but I've been playing Sundays and some Saturdays. Lately I've just been playing pauper, because let's face it, legacy pauper is the best format per dollar. And it has really made me appreciate why I had to pay so far deeply out the ass for chain lightning, it's actually well worth it.

I'm considering going back to playing standard, but I think i'm just going to wait for born of the gods, I can only beat esper unmerciful and be told that "you only won because of variance" so many times, and replies of "you're the one who chose the high variance pile" doesn't have the impact its logical perfection would seem indicate.

Such is the burden of playing red.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:03 pm**

Blergh. Awake much too early.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:17 pm**

My wife had to take her father to the hospital so I am up with the boys this morning. His heart isn't in rhythm and she thinks he may be afib so let's hope it's nothing serious.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:23 pm**

Good thoughts being sent your way, Val.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:23 pm**

Coffee and donuts is like the best food combination ever in like the history of forever.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:46 pm**

Well, I'm doing what I can to represent FoS even at MTGS contest.
My english is not the finest, but I guess I did my best.

While sticks and stones may break your bones,
my fire will leave you beaten to death,
it's over now, no saving throws,
when topdecked Bonfire will take your last breath.

Last Breath? Nice card to fight a single goblin,
what you're gonna do against my whole dragon army
you can sell your deck now, fill the crap rare bins
Because you know what they say 'bout Red Deck? Wins.

Let's make a match, your Jace against my Thundertights
little nerd in cape is 'bout to get smashed tonight
if you want that matchup, I guess you're not the one bright
But nobody said drawing cards in red deck is fair, right?

Burning stuff is just my speciality,
Lightning Bolts, Searing Spears, definition of flexxibility,
because red decks have the most difficult decision to make
what's uglier
and easier to burn - your Jace or your face?

I am Goblin Guide to your Vexing Devil,
misguided genius against bulky cretin,
you have no chance, I'll play around,
you saying "I scoop" I love that sound.

My last message to all the redhaters/netdeckers
are simple few words: "Son, get wrecked"
I don't need a judge to call your pathetic misplay,
I'll outsmart, outplay and outhryme you all night and all day.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:35 pm**

Yarpus, I'm ready to be your hype man at the MTG rap battle.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:39 pm**

You always were *soul stare, wet pants*.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:46 pm**

STARE AT MY AVATAR

You're now a x/u player. You enjoy counter spells and card drawing.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:47 pm**

This was my first FNM in (literally) eight months, I usually just play on Sundays since we Cube. I decided to go since I haven't played paper in a while. I'm glad I did. I'll probably keep going, I played Nuwen's Br list which I enjoy very much and made some new pals. (I went 3-1, which helped.) I might brew something for next week, who knows.

I wish Modern were a real format in Charlotte, I want to play UB Infect but Modern tournaments don't launch unless there's sizeable prize money around here.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:47 pm**

All glory to the Azorius Charm!

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:49 pm**

AZORIUS CHARM! JACE!

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:53 pm**

God, I've never seen a better usage of three mana than counterspell out of sudden!

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:16 pm**

This is somehow relevant. It made me think of Yarpus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:19 pm**

TAMIYO, THE MOON SAGE! e.e

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:26 pm**

Suga... that avatar...

@_@

Did... did you guys ever notice how good Omniscience is?

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:27 pm**

Omniscience is a beautiful thing in EDH

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:30 pm**

I'll give it that.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:35 pm**

I'm on Skype right now with LaZerBurn, anyone who wants in on the stream team for today's Modern DE is welcome

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:40 pm**

I haven't played an fnm in years, but I've been playing Sundays and some Saturdays. Lately I've just been playing pauper, because let's face it, legacy pauper is the best format per dollar. And it has really made me appreciate why I had to pay so far deeply out the ass for chain lightning, it's actually well worth it.

I'm considering going back to playing standard, but I think i'm just going to wait for born of the gods, I can only beat esper unmerciful and be told that "you only won because of variance" so many times, and replies of "you're the one who chose the high variance pile" doesn't have the impact its logical perfection would seem indicate.

I keep telling myself "I'll get back into Standard seriously
next season."

Then next season happens.

My wife had to take her father to the hospital so I am up with the boys this morning. His heart isn't in rhythm and she thinks he may be afib so let's hope it's nothing serious.

Hopefully it isn't anything worrisome. Atrial fibrillation is pretty common when you get up there in age. If he's the type to tighten up around the holidays, it could even just be too much stress.

God, I've never seen a better usage of three mana than counterspell out of sudden!

If you're playing three mana for Counterspell
you're #doinitwrong

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:42 pm**

Wish I could join but I'm babysitting right now while my wife sits at the hospital with her dad and when she gets back I have chores to do!

Post decklist?

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:47 pm**

Wish I could join but I'm babysitting right now while my wife sits at the hospital with her dad and when she gets back I have chores to do!

Post decklist?

RakSink Deck Wins, brah.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:57 pm**

Play a real deck brah. #bluedeckwins

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:58 pm**

#CantripDeckDoesn'tHaveAWincon

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:59 pm**

#plays60counterspells

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:00 pm**

R/U is a legit deck. Play that!

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:01 pm**

#MillYouExtendHand

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:08 pm**

This is somehow relevant. It made me think of Yarpus.

You mean the randomness, right?
I've never admitted that I eat babies. Yet.

Btw. have you seen first game of Alliance vs. Dignitas? Take that, 'Murica.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:30 pm**

As if we needed another reason to hate on Todd Anderson, he's wearing a Bama shirt in his feature match.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:52 pm**

I wore a WWJD shirt to the gym today.

What Would Jesus Deadlift?

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:09 pm**

My wife had to take her father to the hospital so I am up with the boys this morning. His heart isn't in rhythm and she thinks he may be afib so let's hope it's nothing serious.

Let's hope for the best.

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:20 pm**

Very elementary list for UB Infect, wonder if it has legs.

[deck]UB Infect[/deck]

Posted: **Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:09 pm**

Took down FNM last night and then got smashed at the bar. Now I'm at work, hungover as shit. I'm miserable, but it was completely worth it.

I beat this one guy after getting a 3-for-1 from Flames of the Firebrand to clear out double Spike Jester and a Shred-Freak. I later overhead him say to somebody that his Red Deck opponent (me) showed him how Red is really played. That made my night. Well, that and the drunken shenanigans at the bar. Good times.

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